ULTRAKILL Achievements (Probably)

These are achievements that im guessing will be in the full game.
(Suggestions are welcome!)

CAMPAIGN

• INTO THE FIRE: Complete the Prelude
  
• SHATTERED ILLUSION: Complete Limbo
  
• COLD WINDS: Complete Lust
  
• INFINITE HYPERDEATH: Complete Act I
  
• DUNE ETERNAL: Complete Greed
  
• DEEP BLUE: Complete Wrath
  
• IMPERFECT HATRED: Complete Act II
  
• WAR WITHOUT REASON: Complete Violence
  
• (???): Complete Fraud
  
• GODFIST SUICIDE: Complete Act III
  
• ARSENAL: Unlock All Weapon Variants
  
• ARMY: Unlock All Arms
  
• HIGHER CALIBERS: Unlock the Alternate Revolver
  
• EXCAVATED: Unlock the Alternate Shotgun
  
• SAWCON'D: Unlock the Alternate Nailgun

SECRET

• SOMETHING WICKED: Complete 0-S
  
• THE WITLESS: Complete 1-S
  
• ALL IMPERFECT LOVE SONG: Complete 2-S
  
• CLASH OF THE BRANDICOOT: Complete 4-S
  
• I ONLY SAY MORNING: Complete 5-S
  
• HELL BATH NO FURY: Complete 7-S
  
• (???): Complete 8-S
  
• FATEFUL FINDINGS: Collect all Soul Orbs
  
• HANKCESTORS: Place a Blue Skull Key on every blue skeleton
  
• PEST CONTROL: Defeat the Cancerous Rodent(s)
  
• MYSTERY OF THE DRUIDS: Defeat the Mysterious Druid Knight (& Owl)
  
• LOST SOLDIER: Defeat Big Johninator
  
• BREAK THE LAWS: Activate Cheats
  
• GRAVE MISTAKE: Free Jakito from his eternal prison

PRIME

• SOUL SURVIVOR: Complete P-1
  
• WAIT OF THE WORLD: Complete P-2
  
• (i dont even wanna know): Complete P-3
  
• HELLKIND IS DEAD: P-rank every level
  
• Take Care: P-rank all levels, Collect all Soul Orbs and Complete every Challenge.

CHALLENGE

• ULTRAKILL: Reach ULTRAKILL Rank
  
• CYBER GRINDER: Reach Wave 25 in The Cyber Grind
  
• STYLE OVERDOSE: Achieve 1,000,000 P
  
• UNBOUNDED ARTIST: Unlock all Custom Weapon Colors
  
• ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY: Hit an enemy with a single Railcannon round 3 times
  
• KABLOOIE: Kill 10 enemies in a single blast
  
• FIREWORKS: Kill 5 enemies midair in a single blast
  
• STRIKE: Kill atleast 5 enemies with a single cannonball
  
• NAILED IT: Kill atleast 8 enemies with a single nailbomb
  
• HOMERUN: Kill a Drone by parrying another Drone into it
  
• MAURICED: Crush an enemy with the corpse of a Malicious Face
  
• CHARGEBACK: Reflect an enemy hitscan attack with a coin
  
• HIGHER NOON: Kill an enemy with each sharpshooter bounce
  
• JACK OF ALL STYLES: Execute every style bonus at least once
  
• SISYPHUS HAPPY: Climb and stand on a pyramid in Greed
  
• SPIN TO WIN: Ascend 100 meters by using the Sharpshooter
  
• BYPASSED BLESSING: Crush a blessed enemy using a dead Malicious Face
  
• WET FLOOR HAZARD: Finish off a Guttertank by baiting out its final punch
  
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• (Comment any ideas you want to share in the comments! (me adding them is not guaranteed but i WILL read them) (or just make your own guide idk))

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credits:
[the other contributor] for thumbnail art and a bit of help
comment section and ukds for feedback

[Kindasneeze]

i got more:

- FINALLY A MALE ONE:
See a male Mindflayer (Reference: Finally a gray one hoax)

- RUDE:
In the museum, toss a Hakita plush in the bin

- LUST:
Connect the butt plug

- BEHIND THE SCENES:
Glitch out of the map and fall into the void

- DECISIONS, DECISIONS:
Spend over an hour at the terminal shop

- IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?:
Complete 0-E

- GLITCH IN THE MATRIX:
Complete 1-E

- I DON'T:
Die for the first time (Death screen has to be the one with the system log)

- TUNES:
Have 5 or more pages of Cyber-grind songs.

- HORDE
Get the Gianni PNG's to chase you in the museum after binning most of the dev plushies

- PARADOX
Kill 1-4 V2 with the Knuckle-blaster ONLY

- AWW MAN
Get the ASS rank for the first time

- BAD MEMORY
Hit Gabriel with the Nail-gun

- FOOL ME TWICE
Hit Sisyphus Prime with the Saw-blade Launcher

[Kindasneeze]

let me redeem myself:
INSULT TO INJURY:
Kill 4-4 V2 with the KnuckleBlaster ONLY

[Nikita]

MONEY WELL SPENT: Give the Ferryman some change :)

[calebgmccnt]

i like

[The Official Dwayne "The Rock" J]

Congratulations you just posted the worstest achievement idea ever 🎉

[Seven-8 ッ]

butt plug achievement.

[The Official Dwayne "The Rock" J]

Congratulations you just posted the worst achievement idea ever 🎉

[user215]

it would be funny if there were achievements for buying the body pillows like if it detected you bought it from the newblood store it would give the achievement for it

[CSkylander]

SUPERIOR VERSION: Beat V2's first encounter in under 30 seconds
WHAT ARE YOU, INSANE?: P-rank P-2 on brutal difficulty
RETURN TO SENDER (Or a better name all i could think of): freeze a guttertanks rocket and kill it by riding it back at them
YOU MONSTER: Destroy the stalkers sandcastle in 4-2
RECONSTRUCT WHAT?!: Beat V2's second encounter in under 2 minutes
BEGONE!: In cybergrind, punch a schism off the map using the knuckleblaster
A WELL VERSED WEAPON: Pick up the revolver
SHOPPING FOR BLOOD: Buy your first weapon variant
SHOTGUN SUPREMACY: Unlock the shotgun
NAILS...REALLY?: Unlock the nailgun
ANNIHILATION MACHINE: Unlock the railcannon
ROCKET RIDDEN: Unlock the rocket launcher
TAKE A SHOWER YOU FILTH!: Use the soap to one shot an enemy
THE GRIND BEGINS: P-rank your first level.
MANKIND IS DEAD: P-rank all of act 1
BLOOD IS FUEL: P-rank all of act 2
HELL IS FULL: P-rank all of act 3.

You can change the names if you please, these are just a bunch of ideas that came to mind

[Kindasneeze]

GREEN SITE: Oil up Gabriel with the red rocket launcher in any level.