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Donkey Kong Female Gnaar Replacement

Donkey Kong Returns.. and dies. Truly a modern Shakespearean story.

Obviosly i could've made an Expand Dong joke here, but that is such a low hanging coconut that the mere thought of doing that is just bananas to m-

ok i'll stop

This is DK, you know him well, and you know his smell;
He's finally back to replace female Gnaars;
He forgot his Coconut Gun like a big dum-dum;
He's bigger than Wario and stronger too;
He's the first member of D.K. Crew

Issues:
- Wrists are outstretched.

Credits:
Nintendo, owners of Donkey Kong franchise and every related product;
Stuka for idea.