how to play as postal dude

postal 2 in tf2!!!!!

Step 1:

Piss on dog

Step 2:

Commit atleast 34 war crimes against society

you got postal dude in tf2 and real life!!!!!!!

congrats

[master chief]

You could pee on a feline aswell.

[Dave Miller]

I already do the 2nd step but i can't do the 1st is there another way?