How 2 "Git Gud"

Surely in the time you've been playing CoD, you've been told to: "Git Gud" "L2P". Or were called: "noob" "skrub" "faglord" and "basement dweller" This guide is here to solve atleast 3 of those problems (Sorry, i cant move you out of your mums basement m8)

The Basics

Obviously to get you good, we're gunna have to clean that thick layer of skrub and noob off of you, so first what you must do is

• 1. Remove all your weapons

  This might seem odd, but trust me, its how you git gud.
  
  

• 2. Add some perks, get as greedy as you can. In the end, it should look something like this

  (Feel free to use that 1 extra slot for anything. I use it for the sheild.)
  
  

• Finaly, Join servers, and start knifing people, Knives are one hit kills, and are OP as hell at close range, Look at this from a knife run!

  As you can see, its clearly superior at litteraly everything, look at how flustered the chat is!
  

How to Buy & Play Black Ops 2

This might sound really simple, but its actualy very difficult.

• First, what you're gunna want to do is go to Black Ops 2's Store page
  Linked here: Store Page
  
  
• So, you should be seeing black ops 2's store page.
  
  
• Then what you do is click the big green add to cart button.
  
  
• Enter your parents credit card info (With permission ofc. Dont want to get grounded.)
  
  
• Click finish transaction, and Black Ops 2 should finaly be on your steam account.
  
  
• Then go to your "Library" and look for "Dark Souls" and install Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition
  
  
• After a long downloading period. It should be done, click the "Play button" and congratulations, You bought dark souls and not black ops 2!

how to camp like a 'good player' (good for beginners)

• OKAY SO, WITH THE EVER GROWING POPULARITY OF THIS GUIDE, I'VE DECIDED TO ADD OTHER BITS TO TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY, WHICH SHAL BE MADE TO APPEAL TO ALL AGE LEVELS, AND STYLES OF PLAY.

  
  

  SO, ONTO THE MEAT AND POTATOS.
  
  CAMPING, WHAT IS CAMPING? CAMPING IS LIKE WHEN YOU TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND OUT TO THE WOODS FOR A FEW WEEKS, THE TWO OF YOU IN A TENT, YOU SIT THERE, WAITING FOR HER TO INITIATE COPULATION, AND EVENTUALY AFTER 2 HOURS, SHE BANGS YOU. AND ALL IS GOOD. I WISH I COULD SAY THAT PLAYING COD AS A CAMPER RESULTS IN WOMEN WANTING TO BANG YOU, BUT ITS COMPLETELY THE OPPOSITE, USE THIS AS A LAST RESORT ONLY

  
  

• WHAT TOOLS TO USE WHEN CAMPING.

  
  

• ASSAULT SHEILD.

  
  Bonus points if gold.
  SEE THIS? THIS IS A MOVING BRICK WALL BOLTED TO A HANDLE, FOR YOUR USE, ITS WORTHLESS IN 1v1 COMBAT, BUT, PLACE THIS THING DOWN, AND IT BECOMES PURMINATE COVER, UNBREAKABLE, GREAT FOR CAMPING. I R8 88/88 M8.
  
  

• LMG'S.

  
  LMG'S HAVE HIGH DAMAGE, HIGH ACCURACY, AND HIGH AMMO COUNT, WHICH MEANS YOU CAN WASTE ALL THE SKRUBLORDS WITH YOUR NEWFOUND SKILL BY HOSING BULLETS IN THEIR DIRECTION.
  
  

• GUARDIAN

  
  THE GUARDIAN IS THE BEST FOR WHEN YOU'RE GOING CAMPING. THINK OF IT AS THE CAMPFIRE TO YOUR TENT, THE BLAZING FIRE IN THE MIDDLE THAT LIGHTS YOUR DANK KUSH.
  IT COOKS YOU UP TERRORISTS,FBI AGENTS, MILITARY MEN, AND MANY MORE TO A FINE CRISPEY CHICKEN STYLE, SO EAT UP AND ENJOY. Ps. Shoot when they're immobile.
  
  

• SENTRY GUN

  
  AS USEFUL AS THE GUARDIAN, EXCEPT ITS MORE LIKE HAVING AN ATTACK DOG IN YOUR BACK YARD RATHER THAN A CAMPFIRE WHILE CAMPING, CAUSE IT AUTO-LOCKS ON, SON. ITS 2GOOD IT ALSO SHOOTS THROUGH WALLS IF IT SEES THE PLAYER MOVE BEHIND COVER. ITS THE SMARTEST COMPANION YOU'LL EVER HAVE.

WEAPON CLASS REVIEW

• SNIPARS
  
  
  
  COMPLETELY USELESS WEAPONS, MOVING ON
  
  
• SMGS
  
  HOOOOLLLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAYNE, THESE THINGS ARE THE BEES KNEES, BEST WEAPONS IN THE GAME, HIGH FIRE RATE, HIGH ACCURACY, CAN BE MODDED FOR DAMAGE, GIVEN REFLEX SIGHTS, HONESTLY THESE ARE WAY TOO GOOD TO BE IGNORED.
  
  
• SHOTGUNS
  
  They're okay i guess. KSG is kinda OP.
  
  
• ASSAULT RIFLES
  
  THEY'RE LIKE SMGS, BUT BIGGER, AND DO MORE DAMAGE, THEY'RE BASICALLY JUST AS GOOD.
  
  
• LMG'S
  
  DAAAMN I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THESE, BUT THESE ARE REAL BEASTS, THEY SLOW YOU DOWN, BUT HAVE HIGH ACCURACY, HIGH DAMAGE, HIGH AMMO, AND START WITH THE BULLET PENITRATION OF FMJ, LITTERALY UNSTOPPABLE.[/list]

Advanced shiz (Only 4 Pros)

• EVRYTHING IS IN NO ORDER

  
  

• EQUIP C4, BECOME UNSTOPABLE

  
  
  
  JUST THROW THIS STUFF, DOUBLE TAP F AND WATCH THE KILLS ROLL IN, ITS TO THE SAME EFFECT AS HOLDING THE GOD OF DEATH, THANATOS IN A SMALL BOX, ONE HIT KILLS TO ALL IN ITS WAKE, THOW IT OVER BANISTERS, WALLS, IN A FIREFIGHT? THROW THIS STUFF DOWN, INSTA KILL, THINK AN ENEMY IS BEHIND A DOOR, THROW C4, TEAMMATE LOOKS AT YOU THE WRONG WAY? THROW C4 TO PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE
  
  

• FMJ, FULL METAL JACKET, BEST ATTACHMENT EVER

  
  
  
  
  YOU REMEMBER THAT AWESOME MOVIE WITH THE ARMY SARGENT WHO YELLED AT PEOPLE? I DO TOO, BUT ITS NOTHING LIKE THAT, YOU WONT BE THROWING CD'S AT YOUR TEAMMATES, INSTEAD YOU'LL BE SHOOTING ANTI-TANK ARTILLERY BULLETS, THEY GO THROUGH WALLS, EQUIP THIS SHIZ WITH THE LMG, SHOOT 1,000'S OF BULLETS AT WALLS, GET MILLIONS OF KILLS, GET CALLED A HACKER, ITS THE TRIFECTA OF SKILL
  
  

• MUSIC TO LISTEN TOO (MIGHT HURT UR EARS IF NOT PRO ENOUGH)

  
  I think variations of Linkin Park's Crawling ANY SONG BY LINKIN PARK Is perfect for 1337 killcams and quikscopes, best listend too on max volume with audio boosted by 100%
  
  • Crawling (SHVR Remix)
    
  • Best plastic bag remix of Katey Parry
    
  • Imma try it out by the 1337'est, Skillex, (Listen to full 10 hours or else)
  
  

• Hate CoD: Ghosts

  Hating Ghosts is the easiest way to rise through the ranks of proness, Its simple, say the Multiplayer was terrible, as was the campaign and play 4 more years of Bo2. Not much else to be said.

Sum Perks 2 Uooze

• Engineer (10/10 100/100, best perk, best perk)

  
  
  
  SEE THIS? THIS IS THE BEST PERK IN THE GAME.
  SEE ITEMS AND OBJECTS THROUGH WALLS, ACROSS THE MAP.
  BEST PART? PEOPLE IN KILLCAMS CANT SEE THAT YOU HAVE ENGINEER, SO YOU CAN GET CALLED A WALLER.
  GET AN LMG, FMJ, SHOOT LOADS OF BULLETS THROUGH WALLS THAT HAVE CLAYMORES/SHOCK CHARGES, GET HITMARKERS, GET KILLS. GET EXPOSED BECAUSE YOU ARE HACKING.
  
  PS. It also delays planted things, claymores, bouncing betties, and etc. therefor you can run over them and not care about them detonating. So useful against campers.
  
  

• LIGHTWEIGHT (FOR THOSE WHO CANT HOLD THEIR LIQUOR AND THOSE WHO HAVE IRON KNEES)

  
  ANOTHER AMAZING PERK EVERYONE NEEDS, SURVIVE EVERY FALL. EVERY FALL.
  ALSO RUN 6% FASTER. LIKE THIS GIF.
  
  
  
  USE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANT, BUT THESE ARE 2GOOD

what clan names 2 use

in CoD Bo2 its live or die with your clan name, you cant be using terrible clan names like "CCC" "HEAT", or "T$E" CoD Bo2 clan names can only be 4 letters long, here are some to use, to be kool.

• [GOOD]
  
• [SWAG]
  
• [YOLO]
  
• [SALT]
  
• [PRO]
  
• [NOOB]
  
• [2GUD]
  
• [PLEB]
  
• [CLAN]
  
• [NAME]
  
• [MLG]
  
• [COOL]
  
• [RAD]
  
• [LIKE]
  
• [4444]
  
• [MORE]
  
• [MINE]
  
• [CRAF]

NOW YOU LOOK PRO, HAVE FUN

poeple 2 subskrib 2

the best cod lets players ever (no jok) watch them for more skill and a free pack of doritos

• Le Snipars (uploads fune meems daily)
  
• Le Fapplet (Le because i'm french and lov mems xDDD)
  
• Vagabonds (He threatend my family if i didnt add him)
  
• AncientReality, (makes the best montages ever)
  
• Darksydephil (fun to laugh at Makes amazing lets play videos 100% call of duty friendly)

what food to eat and drink to have a pro digestive system

• DORITOS
  
  
  
  Purchasable litteraly everywhere.
  
  
• MTN DEW
  
  
  
  Purchasable everywhere that isnt awful.
  
  
• GAMER FOOD
  
  
  Purchasable: Here. [www.gamerfood.com]

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YOU GUYS WANTED EXPANSIONS FOR THIS GUIDE, YOU GOT IT. FOR 99 EASY PAYMENTS OF 2.99 THIS EXPANSION SHAL BE YOURS (Jk ily, support me on patreon tho)

AH YES, MLG, MAJORITY LIKED GAMING, SO YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF, WHAT IS MINOR LEAGUE GAMING? MINIATURE LEGO GARGOYLES IS A COMPETITIVE GAMING THING FOR THE CoD ELITES (Not for me tho, i'm 2pro to join, would discourage others to join)

OKAY, SO YOU MAY BE ASKING: HOW DO I JOIN MONKEYS LUNGE GAMING?

• WELL ITS SIMPLE
  
• GO TO THEIR WEBSITE [gamebattles.majorleaguegaming.com]
  
• PAY OUTRAGOUS AMOUNTS OF MONEY TO PLAY IN A TERRIBLE SEQUAL
  
• BECOME PRO

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT FRIENDS, SIMPLE AS THAT.

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How to Join FaZe

It's been a long time coming, but finaly a guide on how to join FaZe is here.

So, FaZe is an enigma. Their Youtube profile states that to join is to message their leaders. But mentions none of them. I searched yahoo answers to find a resolve to this, these were the results

hope dis helps

But as of being kidnapped by cloaked figures with the FaZe logo's on their backs as they drove me to a dark secluded area, and then had asked me to join FaZe or they'd break my legs, i had to make this video. These were the results of my joining with FaZe.

Closing thoughts

welp thanks for watching this video guys remember to like comment rate subscribe, support me on patreon, share my videos on facebook, twitter, instagram, share my videos with your friends, family, inlaws, step parents, dead grandmother, force people on the street to watch my videos, recommend my videos to your teachers, buy all the merch from my store, subscribe to my vlog channel where i upload daily vlogs, as well as subscribe to my new gaming channel, where i'll be playing such amazing games as

• Peggle 2
  
• The Sims 3
  
• Minecraft

All recorded from my camcorder.

if this video gets 1,000 likes i'll say thanks

[IMEPERSETTÄ]

This is the best guide ever made.

[TactiKitty]

LiruWolf, just get Plutonium. Absolutely no hackers (unless you play in offline mode, then it's like unprotected sex... Lots of STDs) and they develop their own anti cheat to sort of interface with VAC, making it better. 10/10 best choice for BO2.

[LazyLiru]

It doesnt matter any more cause theres modders or hacks every match and theres more the one each match. I just want to feel nostalgia and I cant really do that when you spawn in and die.

[Noble Commando]

0/10
Needs more quickscoping.

[zybourne]

lol dis nigga thinks ksg is OP

[A Nude Walrus]

i fapped to this 10/10

[_MaZ_TeR_]

This helped me sleep yesterday ty m911

[Oranssien juomien kuluttaja]

this guide is just stupid

[Papa Shekels]

You need to update your advanced shiz section, you need to hate AW to be cool now

[dunkelheit]

trickshooting is a way of life, which is the belief of nothing, but trickshots.