Unofficial 100% P&C Guide (Pre-OniP Update)

In this guide I've attempted to make a walkthrough of how to acquire every princess, the explanation of different mechanics, tips for beginners, quest walkthroughs, and a 100% guide to the Steam achievements for the game.

Will be updating to cover current updates soon!

Intro and Credits

Princess & Conquest is an RPG with plenty of exploration and without much handholding included. In this guide I’m going to attempt to accurately explain the different routes, each individual mechanic, how to get all of the achievements, as well as some general tips and tricks to know for new and experienced players alike.

I will be using my own personal knowledge/game experience combined with the Fandom wiki page and other guides on the Steam community pages. I will be providing credit to whatever images or specific guides I use.

Lastly, I will attempt to keep this guide up-to-date for each new version of the game. Feel free to comment and point out any mistakes I made or tips you’d think would be good to add.

~~~~ Mechanics ~~~~

Knight Stats
The Knight has four different levelable stats, being strength, endurance, intellect, and dexterity. Each of the four stats raises one or two stats by a large amount, and then one or two other stats by a lesser amount.

• Strength - Largely raises your attack (ATK), then defense (DEF) and magic defense (M DEF).
  
  
• Endurance - Largely raises your defense (DEF) and magic defense (M DEF), then agility (AGI).
  
  
• Intellect - Largely raises your magic attack (M ATK), then magic defense (M DEF) and luck (LUCK),
  
  
• Dexterity - Largely raises your agility (AGI), then luck (LUCK) and defense (DEF).

Combat Stats
The combat stats are pretty much self-explanatory, but I’ll provide a short description of what they each do. These stats are on all characters you can have in your party, whether it be Knight, princesses, or progeny. These stats can be changed through leveling the character or by using different armor/accessories. Some costumes can also change different values from what I’ve seen, but not enough to where it would be entirely necessary to use those outfits over others.

• Health Points (HP) - Self-explanatory, it’s how much damage you can take before each character dies. The Knight dying will not automatically end your game.
  
  
• Magic Points (MP) - The stat for what would typically be mana, limits how much you can cast spells.
  
  
• Attack (ATK) - The attack stat is how much damage you’ll do for your regular swing, though some weapons do scale off of MAT.
  
  
• Defense (DEF) - The amount of damage you negate from regular, though more specifically physical, attacks.
  
  
• Magic Attack (MATK) - The amount of damage you’ll do with spells, as well as specific weapons, as mentioned earlier.
  
  
• Magic Defense (MDEF) - The amount of damage you can negate from spells, and magic attacks.
  
  
• Agility (AGI) - Higher agility will net you a higher crit and dodge chance, as well as attack speed.
  
  
• Luck (LUCK) - Works like your average luck or discovery stat.

Princess Stats
Princess stats will affect various different things with the individual princesses, whether reignless or previously ruling a reign. This includes progressing their storyline, getting sex scenes, using them in battle, and sending them to the brothel. These specific stats are the levelable stats for every other character that isn’t the Knight. Aka progeny, princesses, recruits, etc.

• Love - Higher love for the different princesses will allow for romancing the characters. This will typically help progress their storyline or allow you to see their CG scene(s).
  
  
• Lust - Putting points into lust will allow the character to become battle ♥♥♥♥♥♥. This also lets the character gain corruption, and you’ll be able to take the costume off of the princess.
  
  
• Power - Leveling this stat raises all of the combat stats of the princess or progeny. (I would personally recommend not bothering with power on regular princesses.)
  
  
• Wealth - Typically used for gaining more Swirlies from the princesses/progeny when sent to the brothel.

Princess Corruption

• Battle ♥♥♥♥ - Battle ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ triggers when you have 1 or more lust on a princess type character (whether it be a princess with a reign or a reignless princess) and you get attacked by an enemy as that princess. The higher your lust stat on that princess, the higher chance you have for that princess to get raped, or ‘battle ♥♥♥♥♥♥’, by the enemy. As the animation goes on your health will continuously drain, and when it reaches 1 the enemy will ejaculate and the animation will end. If you’d like for the animation to end, for one reason or another, you can press the glowing arrow keys until the animation ends. If you allow the enemy to finish with your princess, you’ll be provided with the sperm of that individual race and the corruption stat of that princess will go up.
  
  
• Succubus Form - When a princess reaches maximum corruption you will be able to access her succubus form. After reaching maximum corruption, rest at your camp and before the next morning you’ll have text pop up confirming your princess has become a succubus. The succubus form has unique scenes, though not all of the princesses do.

Princess Weight

• Food - Food, not the category in-game, has different calorie amounts. Typically food will provide either HP or MP and will have a specific amount of calories per food item. I will provide a link to the Fandom page with the different calorie amounts. Princess & Conquest Weight Chart[princessandconquest.fandom.com]
  
  
• Thicc Forms - Food is typically only really used for acquiring the different princesses’ thicc forms, which comes about when they reach their maximum weight. Princesses can only take in a specific amount of calories a day, so you’re unable to max out their weight in a single day.

Affinity

• Reign Affinity - Reign affinity goes from -10 to 10. The biggest way to raise reign affinity is by engaging in “sexy time” with the people of the reign. Each time you do, you’ll gain one affinity point with that specific reign. Giving royal presents to princesses will raise your affinity by one, and you can only give two gifts a day to a specific princess. You can also raise the affinity of a reign by fighting on their side if a war takes place. (Note: buying sex will still raise affinity, such as with the brothel or with Lizz in the tavern.)
  
  
• Princess Affinity - Affinity with the princess goes up and down based primarily on dialogue options. Sneaking in at night and sleeping with the princess will be possible at 3 affinity. The only exceptions to this rule are Desert and Goblin princess. Desert princess is available at 2 affinity and Goblin princess is available at 1 affinity.

Progeny

• Progeny are typically going to be your offspring, the most notable of which are the skeleton and dragon progeny. They have the best offensive stats you can get, and will typically be your best bet for combat. Other characters you’re able to recruit but are considered progeny are allies such as Amelie, slaves purchased from the goblin slave trade, and certain reignless princesses.
  
  
• Progeny can also be shiny, which typically is only just a visual difference in the progeny. Progeny can also have different types of resistances and movement capabilities, for instance dragons can have flying, swimming, and resistance based on what kind of dragon they are (i.e. ice dragon has flying and ice/cold resistance).

~~~~ Hidden Mechanics ~~~~

The hidden mechanics I’m going to cover are the ones that I didn’t personally realize were a thing in the game for a good while, and most of these stats aren’t directly visible for most or all of the game. These will be stats that you’re able to change through one way or another, but overall don’t have a visual representation to show what’s going on or a specific numerical value you can see changing.

• Kingdom Lewdness - The lewdness of the kingdom is typically going to be associated with how willing a specific reign’s race will be to sex. But this also affects a variety of other things, such as special events happening around the game. Komachi’s sex scene, Emilia appearing in the brothel, and Creamy/Emi showing up for a few examples. These only begin to occur at 50+ KL. Once your KL hits 100+ the corruption fog will arrive, which will cause the game to stay in night 100% of the time, and further increasing it to 150+ KL will make an NPC called Silenus show up at the Chapel, which will result in a game over if the player enters the chapel (as long as lewdness end is on). Furthermore, KL can’t go below 0, and it’ll drop by 1 every passing day. The methods for raising KL are very simple, some of which include: making a princess wear a revealing costume, sleeping with prostitutes at the brothel, and sleeping with the princesses in their rooms. You’re able to check the amount of KL you have in your game by funding the LM project in Clocktown (mouse reign). This will give you a machine in the chapel that will only say if it’s getting hotter (more lewd) and once you hit 100+ KL it’ll break. Alternatively, you can use a succubized princess and absorb the LM in the chapel to get an exact number of lewdness visible in their level up menu.
  
  
• Kingdom Lifeforce - Lifeforce is less important and game-changing as the previous mechanic, as it only really causes either more undead or more alive races to populate places throughout the game. One of the easiest ways to raise the KLF is by using the two different trees you can find throughout the game, one of which gives you the item Acerola Syrup. Using that item will grant +5 KLF and 750mp recovery to whichever party member it gets used on. The other tree will grant you a sex scene and when it’s finished it will raise the KLF by 1. Lower KLF will make more undead races show up throughout the game, while higher KLF will cause more alive races to show up throughout the game. Currently the only way to accurately track your KLF is by using the progeny Dokuro. The KLF can be hinted at within the pearl at the Slime Pool, and if the KLF is in the negatives it’ll cause the pearl to turn black. The best way for decreasing KLF would be through the Wendigo Princess.
  
  
• Diplomacy - Diplomacy is essentially how much each reign princess likes another one, and typically the lower the score the more likely a certain princess will declare war on another. The values of each reign’s diplomacy with another is typically varied at the beginning of the game, though not permanently low or high. You’re able to raise and lower the diplomacy through different means. Instances where you’re able to raise the diplomacy are: The effects of specific NPCs like Niu’ya or the fairy Helias, Tea Parties going well (roughly an 80% chance), and asking a princess to stop a war. Instances where you’re able to lower the diplomacy are: If two reigns are at war and a different reign is in the middle of them the reign in the middle will begin to lose diplomacy score with both of the other reigns. Tea parties going bad (roughly a 20% chance) and asking a princess to declare war. Currently there’s no way in the game to accurately see the individual diplomacy scores.
  
  
• Kingdom Enmity - Enmity throughout the different kingdoms will have a few effects, some of which include decreasing the amount of NPCs you’ll meet of that specific kingdom, increasing the amount of affinity required to meet a reign’s princess, and slowing down Merchant Princess’s travels. This is really only in place if reigns are constantly going to war with each other. There’s no real way to raise or lower this, and it’s not necessarily able to be tracked.

~~~~ Game Settings ~~~~

There are only a few game settings that actually affect your gameplay experience, and I’ll cover each of them individually. Most of the game settings you setup in the “customizations” tab at the very beginning of a playthrough are able to be changed, save one specific setting.

• Classic or randomized princesses refers to the art style of the princesses. This setting is unable to be changed throughout the game. The “classic only” option will make the princesses stay in their original art style, the type you’d expect to see when playing the game normally. The “randomized only” option will make the different princesses have different art styles, that’s the only real difference you’ll get with this option. The option for “classic and randomized” will make some of the princesses have their classic art style and others have their art style randomized.
  
• Day length is exactly what it sounds like, it’s the length of each individual day. This setting can be changed at any given time, and I would almost recommend you end up changing this setting whenever you need to. If I’m wanting to accomplish quite a bit in my day’s span I’ll usually max it out at 16, but if I’m just attempting to speed through a few days, I’ll drop it down to 1.
  
• Pregnancy speed is also exactly what it sounds like. I would recommend either having this at 0 or 3. At 0 your characters will be able to get pregnant, whether from you or someone else. Meanwhile at 3 your pregnancies will go as quick as possible and you’ll be able to produce heirs in the shortest amount of time. The only reason to have this option on 1 or 2 is if you’re into the look of the pregnant characters.
  
• Metabolic rate is another somewhat self-explanatory setting. It deals with how fast your character gains and loses weight. Every value between 1 and 3 will cause your character to gain and lose weight based on being fed and not fed. If you put the value on 0 their weight will not change whatsoever and you really won’t have to worry about feeding them whatsoever.
  
• Conquest ends are something I would personally recommend turning off. A conquest end will essentially allow a specific reign to go on a warpath and once they wipe out most of your other reigns, it’ll cause your game to end whether or not you want it to. I usually have this off because most routes can be completed regardless of whether a specific kingdom is up and running or not.
  
• Lewdness ends is another thing I would turn off just because it can also end your save file prematurely. This one isn’t necessarily forced on you like a conquest end, but it can still end your save file if you slip up and accidentally visit the chapel once you have 150+ KL.
  
• Auto-dash is this developer’s gift to the world. I would 100% recommend you have this on at all times. The amount of time you’ll be holding shift will be severely cut down if you have auto-dash on throughout your entire time playing this game. It literally just makes your character auto-run and it is by far one of the best settings in this game. Walking is almost entirely unnecessary and when you would need to walk for whatever reason you can just hold shift.
  
• Battle-♥♥♥♥ is something I would recommend you leave on. This is the option that allows you to build corruption on different princesses and allows the collection of different enemy sperm, which is useful for specific quests.

~~~~ Knight Traits ~~~~

If you’ve already got into the game, or if you’ve been playing for a while, you’ll probably have noticed that I didn’t mention knight traits at all. I figured knight traits were big enough to the point I would give them their own section of this guide. For those who don’t know, knight traits are able to be picked at the beginning of every playthrough and the specific trait you picked will be leveled up after picking it (only for that save). Each trait can be leveled up twice, and typically the different benefits are able to be received in the game at one point or another. They’re just good to use for a quick head start.

Affinity Traits
Reign traits are what I’m going to call the traits that mainly affect your affinity with different reigns and princesses, which are essentially just going to be providing bonus reign affinity or princess affinity at the start of the game to make interacting with those reigns or princesses easier.

• Devil’s Advocate - Will provide 2, 3, or 4 reign affinity with a reign whenever they declare war, depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Beast Lover - Will provide 2, 4, or 10 reign affinity with beast reigns (Cat, Mouse, Rabbit) depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Human Knight - Will provide 2, 4, or 10 reign affinity with human reigns (Human, Harvest, Desert) depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Monster Lover - Will provide 2, 4, or 10 reign affinity with monster reigns (Slime, Insect, Goblin, Moth) depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Undead Lover - Will provide 2, 4, or 10 reign affinity with undead reigns (Golem, Skeleton, Ghost) depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Man of the People - Reduces the requirements to recruit individuals with the Hero Banner by 1, 2, or 3 points depending on the level of the trait. Will also make you start the game with -1 princess affinity for all princesses.
  
  
• Prince Knight - Will provide 1, 2, or 3 princess affinity with every princess depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Slaver - Level 1 will provide the slaver pass, -1 reign affinity with all reigns, and +2 reign affinity with Goblin reign. Level 2 will provide the slaver pass, +3 Goblin reign affinity, +4 Queen’s Spire affinity, and a small discount on slaves. Level 3 will provide the slaver pass, +10 Goblin reign affinity, +6 Queen’s Spire affinity, a large discount on slaves, and no penalty with factions at the start of the game. You will still have negative affinity if you sell or buy slaves of a specific reign.
  
  
• Stranded Knight - Level 1 will provide 2 reign affinity with the Finhead reign and -1 affinity with all other reigns. Level 2 will provide 4 reign affinity with the Finhead reign, -1 affinity with all other reigns, and you’ll have the Fish Lungs costume at the start of the game. Level 3 will provide 10 reign affinity with the Finhead reign, -1 reign affinity with all other reigns, and you’ll be given the Abyssal Flaps armor at the start of the game.

Battle Traits
The battle traits are going to be the different traits that either provide some sort of bonus to your stats specifically or provide you with items that can be used in battle.

• Battle-Ready - Will provide 1, 2, or 3 strength and dexterity based on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Pacifista - Will provide 1, 2, or 3 intellect and 2, 3, or 5 diplomacy between reigns depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Stud Knight - Will provide 1, 2, or 3 endurance and 10, 20, or 35 Kingdom Lewdness at the beginning of the game depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Goddess Soldier - Level 1 will provide you with a full set of prayers. Level 2 will provide you with a full set of prayers and a set of rejuvenating beads. Level 3 will provide you with a full set of prayers, a set of rejuvenating beads, and a holy flail.
  
  
• Houndmaster - Level 1 will provide a random pet accessory. Level 2 will provide a chosen pet accessory. Level 3 will provide a chosen and improved pet accessory. Currently the only way to get the improved pet accessories.

Quality of Life Traits
These traits are going to be the ones that just make some aspect of the game easier and less annoying to deal with, whether it be handing out some free items, getting more XP, or helping out with a task that would typically be tedious to deal with.

• Knighthood - Will provide 50%, 100%, or 200% more EXP with Knights Inc depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Soul Master - Will provide 1, 2, or 3 filled princess urns depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Snitch - Will provide 2, 3, or 5 Queen Praline and 2, 3, or 5 Bird Stamps at the beginning of the game depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Wealthy Knight - Will provide 1, 3, or 5 dowries at the beginning of the game depending on the level of the trait. It is possible to get duplicates.
  
  
• Testo-Monster - Will make the Knight raise the Kingdom Lewdness by 1, 2, or 3 points every time you rest at an inn depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Traveling Chef - Will provide a 20%, 50%, or 100% nutrient bonus to food and will apply stat bonuses that last all day depending on the level of the trait.
  
  
• Mason Knight - Level 1 will provide a 30% cost reduction on military upgrades. Level 2 will provide a 50% cost reduction on military upgrades. Level 3 will provide a 50% cost reduction on military upgrades and you’ll be able to upgrade at a range.
  
  
• Incubus Knight - Level 1 will provide 1 corruption to the different princesses after sex but is limited to once a day. Level 2 will provide 1 corruption to the different princesses with no limit. Level 3 will provide 2 corruption to the different princesses with no limit.
  
  
• Rattesein CEO - Level 1 will provide the Bank Book and Zpeedy at the start of the game. Level 2 will provide the Bank Book and Zpeedy at the start and will fund all projects by half. Level 3 will provide the Bank Book and Zpeedy at the start and will fully fund all projects.

~~~~ Map ~~~~

This map is not made by me, but comes from a fellow Steam user going by “JIANG SHI” at the time of writing. I will include a link below.






https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2650334889

~~~~ Beginning Tips ~~~~

I’ll be handing out some tips I wish I had known at the beginning of my run, as well as giving some pointers for new players possibly wondering what would be best to start out with. Firstly if you haven’t done so before, I do recommend you play the tutorial. It explains the beginning of the story and it’ll show you how to do simple things such as open your menu, how to level up, and et cetera.

By the way, a little tip that I wish I had known before I threw away a 30 hour save file, the only way to end your game is by getting into a princess route. If you want to NG+ (I’ll explain the benefits later), you need to complete a princess’s route. That is the only way I know of to reset your game while keeping a majority of your things, and letting your knight traits level up.

Starting Out

• If you’re wondering what Knight trait you should pick as your first, I would highly recommend you start out with Prince Knight. It is one of the most useful traits of the whole lot and just makes a significant amount of the princesses easier to get ahold of. Rather than worrying about which route you should get into, I would recommend you try to get as many reign princesses in your party as possible. Collecting the dowries in your first run of the game will make it a whole lot easier for your subsequent playthrough(s).
  
  
• Another thing to make sure of when you start out, choose the Chunga Root. You’re able to get the other dowry you didn’t pick almost immediately, but I would still recommend going with the Chunga Root. It is infinitely more useful than the Sacred Candle, and needed if you wish to start the route with Dragon Princes II.
  
  
• Anyways, now that you’re in the game, you’re free to do pretty much whatever you want. First thing’s first, I would recommend doing the Princess Purity quest that you can get by talking to the Knights Inc lady in the tavern. Doing this quest will automatically raise your Knights Inc level to 1. You’re only able to do one quest a day, and I would recommend attempting to do at least one quest a day. Clearing this quest allows you to use diaries, and you’ll be able to obtain other princess diaries by taking them to the chapel and speaking to the lady once more.
  
  
• After completing that quest head over to the Old Church in the Skeleton reign in the middle of the frozen lake. Go to the top left room of the church and pick up The Death Not which will allow you to summon skeleton progeny. The skeleton progeny are going to be your best early game damage for a while. They’ve got cold and poison immunity, and you only need to level them to 8 to get max combat stats (roughly 5500 swirlies). Equip your best gear onto your skeleton progeny and be prepared to be stuck with them as your fighter until you’re able to land yourself a dragon progeny.
  
  
• Next, you should try to grab a mace/club style of weapon for your Knight. You can buy one from the Merchant Princess for 200 swirlies or you can farm until one drops. You’ll want to have this weapon on your Knight so you’re able to break rocks whenever need be. This is needed to access certain areas of the game.
  
  
• The next big milestone you’ll want to hit is getting the Family Jewels from Merchant Princess at a cost of 3500 swirlies. This accessory will allow you to gain about 500 swirlies every time you have sex. To get the 3500 easily, I would recommend killing enemies until you get 500 swirlies, then going to Maiden’s Dairies and save scumming the races until you get enough to buy the Family Jewels. Once you have the Family Jewels they’ll be your biggest source of income so long as you talk to just about every NPC you see. I’d recommend speaking to everyone in the tavern every day, speaking to everyone at the beach, visiting Maiden’s Dairies at night, and visiting the Desert reign at night in the Festival area. You’ll be able to go to where the snake lady is and jump over the wall by using the table.
  
  
• Since your Knight isn’t going to be your main fighter I would recommend getting his endurance maxed out. I usually go dexterity and endurance just because I have no use for strength and intellect typically. You will be able to rearrange your stats for 1000 swirlies at any given time in the southern region.
  
  
• A few things to add to your daily interactions as the Knight. First off, check the Ancient Battleground every day. You’ll want to gather as many cogs as possible so you can give them to a mouse in clocktown that’ll provide you with useful items.
  
  
• Secondly, fight the King Cucco in the Tree Canopy as often as possible so you can attempt to get a Cucco Tailfeather. This will allow you to get wings once you’ve given the tinkerer 30 cogs.

Tips

• I recommend getting a dragon progeny as soon as possible. This can be done fairly easily by doing the Desert princess route. Your second time speaking to her when she’s going to partake in the festival, you’ll be able to talk to a person in the right corner and buy a dragon egg off of them for 2000 swirlies.
  
  
• Try to get Moth Princess or Slime Princess in your party as soon as possible. They make it incredibly easy to sneak into the different princess rooms, and you won’t need to buy any sleeping powder from Trevor.
  
  
• Get Goblin reign affinity to 2, then talk to the princess about slavery and she’ll give you a quest. Complete that quest and return to her, she’ll give you the slave pass. This will allow you to possibly grab any princesses that have been conquered. It is not guaranteed they will show up in the slave trade. Also keep in mind that if the Goblin reign falls then you will no longer be able to access the slave trade.
  
  
• At a certain point you should save 20,000 swirlies. Then head down to the Greenkin Brewery in the Goblin reign and speak to the person in front of the door on the right. Bribe them with the 20k swirlies and then go inside. Now you'll be able to get one Shorty Special a day as long as the Goblin reign stays standing. This will make your Family Jewels net you about 2000 swirlies every sex scene. This is the best money making method in the game. Family Jewels + Shorty Special then head on down to the brothel and hump your heart out.

~~~~ New Game+ ~~~~

New Game+ is available to you after you complete whatever princess's route you're currently doing. It's beneficial to NG+ because you'll be able to level up your current knight trait and you'll be able to keep quite a few things from your current run, which would ultimately end up saving you quite a bit of time. Plus, if you're like me, you can then skip all the dialogue you've seen so far since you already know what they say, what they want, or what they don't want you to do. I'll explain specifically what all carries over in NG+.

• The level and whatever points allocated to the Knight will stay the same, as well as any progeny you've leveled up. Princesses will be reset back to their default state, but every single party member that Dear is able to take in keeps their level and items they had when the previous run of your game ended. However you will have to wait a few days (I believe it's the third day) for Dear to show up before you can access your progeny in the new game cycle.
  
• Every single medal that you earned whilst playing through your previous game cycle(s) will continue to stay in your save file. That way if you'd like to truly 100% a game file you'll be able to do so by putting a good few hundred hours into a single save file that you've just NG+'d about a hundred times.
  
• All the scenes you've unlocked with Babs will still be available. As far as I know, each time you see a new scene in-game it unlocks automatically with Babs, meaning the more 'experienced' your Knight is with the different races and princesses the more scenes you'll have unlocked at Babs' Hut for your viewing pleasure.
  
• You'll be able to carry over just about all of your previous save's items as long as you have the Mystery Box. The Mystery Box is to be used near the end of your save file so you can save as much of the good stuff as you can. Then, when in your new game cycle, you'll see the Mystery Box in your inventory. Using it will give you all of the items you had from your previous game cycle(s). I'll explain how to acquire the Mystery Box in the Mimic Princess part of this guide.
  
• Lastly, you'll be able to carry over your Swirlies, but not in the normal way. Your Bank Book will be carried over and all of the Swirlies inside of it. I would recommend putting every last Swirly into your Bank Book before cycling through to NG+, as well as taking out the biggest loan you can as the debt doesn't carry over to your new game cycle.

~~~~ Princess Recruitment ~~~~

Recruiting princesses is possible in many different ways. There's also different kinds of princesses. Some of them are called progeny and usually have a specific way to recruit them, other princesses who have reigns typically need an heir of some kind to recruit them. Or you can go about it in the more violent way, which would be taking the princess during a siege. Then the even more uncouth way of buying her at the Goblin slave trade. Regardless of whichever method you choose, I'm going to explain how to do most of them. We'll get into the reign princesses first.

Stealth
First we have the stealth options, which will have you sneaking into the princesses bedroom and doing what one does with a hot and bothered partner at nighttime with no one else around. Both of the methods I'm going to list will have to do with heirs, so you'll need to get the princess pregnant.

• Step 1: Items - The easiest way to sneak into a princesses room is by using the sleeping powder you get from Trevor. Trevor is available at the tavern but only at night. If you pick up sleep powder off of him, I'd also recommend getting the oxytocin salts from him. You can also use the Moonlight Glass Cloak or the Shadow Scarf, but the scarf only works on companions (so not the Knight). The Moonlight Glass Cloak is able to be bought off of the Merchant Princess if she's in the Ghost reign. The Shadow Scarf can be acquired from the Ninja Princess questline. Using Moth Princess, Slime Princess, or Moss Princess will allow you to slip past guards without sleep powder or the other items.
  
  
• Step 2: Time - The time of day for entry will be the same for almost all of the princesses, bar a few exceptions. The common time of day that you'll be infiltrating at is night. The only exceptions are: Cat, Ghost, Golem, Moth, Skeleton. Cat princess is only available on rainy nights. Ghost and Moth Princess are available during the day. Skeleton Princess doesn't sleep regularly, only sleeping when losing battles and when you're wearing the Moonlight Glass Cloak on a clear night. Golem Princess sleeps at random, but you should be able to reload the area until you're told it's silent.
  
  
• Step 3: Infiltrating - Almost all of the princesses have guards that patrol their areas at night. The guards inside can't be put to sleep, however if you're using the Moonlight Glass Cloak, Shadow Scarf, Slime Princess, or Moss Princess, you'll be able to sneak past them easily as long as you don't get right in their face. For those wanting to go after Rabbit Princess, her backdoor is unlocked at night. Sidenote, being caught has a chance of lowering reign affinity. Once you've infiltrated the princess's room, and assuming you have enough affinity with them, you'll be able to trigger a sex scene. Assuming the princess has a vaginal animation, you should be able to impregnate them. To guarantee impregnation I would recommend getting the Shorty Special. If the princess you're attempting to recruit doesn't have a vaginal animation you can use the Red Thread Rings and combine them with a party member who has a vaginal animation and a pair of princess panties. These will create Tricky Panties (V) that you can then replace with their regular panties. Afterwards you'll be able to impregnate them by having the vaginal sex scene with the party member you gave the other ring to.
  
  
• Step 4: The Miracle of Life - After your chosen princess is impregnated and she's produced an heir, you'll either be able to sneak back into her room and elope with her or you can use the Breeding Contract (Goblin) to make her do the same thing. With that done, you'll have successfully recruited the princess to your party.

Siege
The siege options are much more simple, as well as take significantly less preparation. The only real preparation you'll need is to get the timing right as you'll have to wait until the castle is under siege.

• Option 1: Rescuing - If you have a princess affinity of 4 or more you'll be able to run to the princess when the castle is under siege. You'll then be able to make her come with you and will have successfully recruited them into your party.
  
  
• Option 2: Slavery - If a siege successfully takes place, there's a chance that the princess will be sold to the Goblin reign and end up being sold as a slave. If that happens, you'll be able to buy her as long as you have the slave pass and enough swirlies to afford them.

~~~~ Knighthood Quests Level 0 - 2 ~~~~

In this part of the guide I'm gonna give a walkthrough on how to complete all of the quests, though most of them are relatively self-explanatory. Some of them are kind of annoying to complete because they just give you vague details. I'll provide images and other helpful info for certain quests, though not for all of them.

Notable Things

• At level 2 all the reign quests will provide you with 2 reign affinity for doing their kingdom's quest.
  
  
• At level 3 you'll have access to the quest "The Milky Way," which will allow you to get the maid costumes.
  
  
• At level 5 you'll gain access to the Hero Banner. From then on you'll then be able to recruit different NPCs into your party.
  
  
• At level 6 you'll have access to the quest "My Dear Love," which will allow you to get the bunny costumes.

Level 0 Quests

• Food Fetchers - You'll be asked to grab two different ingredients, which can easily be found around the northern region fairly easily. They'll show up as sparkling white stars.
  This was the first of my two ingredients.
  And this was the second of my two ingredients.
  
  
• Princess Purity - This quest is incredibly simple, all you have to do is go to the Chapel and speak to the nun at the very front of the Chapel. Once you do that you'll have Corruption explained to you and be given the Kobold diary.
  This is the Chapel, right next to the Human reign.
  And this is the nun you speak to so that you can finish the quest.
  
  
• The Sea Pass - You'll be tasked with finding the lost shipment and then delivering it to the Hammerhead shark outside the building you got the quest from.
  This is what the shipment will look like.

Level 1 Quests

• Till The Cows Come Home - For this quest you'll need to visit Maiden's Dairies, which is the cow ranch pretty close to the Tavern. You'll be asked to buy milk and to win a bet on the cow race. I recommend save scumming this part until you get a win.
  You can buy the milk from the cow at the merchant stand.
  And this is the lady you're that lets you bet on cow races. You'll net 2500 swirlies if you win the race.
  
  
• Crystal Fever - You'll be tasked with entering the Kobold Mines and investigating them. You should bring a mace/club style weapon so you can break rocks. The crystals you need to break are in the bottom right of the mines.
  The crystals you'll need to break to enter into the area needed.
  Once you break the crystals you'll be able to fight the boss, which isn't too hard. When it disappears look for the crystal that has a different effect compared to the rest.
  
  
• A Spot of Tea - With this quest you'll be tasked with watching over a Tea Party. This is easy, as you just need to find a dragon carriage that'll offer to take you to the Tea Party.
  This is one of the locations the dragon carriage can spawn, all you need to do is look for a dragon with that symbol above their head. Note, they show up occasionally even if you don't have the quest.

Level 2 Quests

• Oh The Humanity - This is the Human Princess quest. There are two quests available to you, one of which will have you bring a selected weapon to the Human reign and the other of which will have you bring a selected piece of armor to the Human reign. From my experience you should be able to buy the needed armor from the Merchant Princess.
  
  
• Fouled Waters - This is the Slime Princess quest. Head to the Slime reign and you'll immediately be prompted. Accept and you'll be sent to an area, enter the next room and make sure to take note of the plants that have smoke coming off of them. Those are the ones you'll want to destroy. Kobold Princess's spell will work, a skeleton progeny will work, anything with a ranged attack. But you will not be able to use the Knight to finish this quest.
  
  
• I Can Rock Your World - This is the Golem Princess quest. You'll be tasked with getting an Aleph stone. You can easily get one by just destroying rocks with a mace. The quickest way I've seen is to go to the cave to get to Clocktown, there's tons of rocks in there. Even easier if you already got Wendigo Princess. Once you get the stone you need to drop it off in the Golem reign.
  This is the Aleph stone you'll be getting.
  
  
• Don't You Egg Me On - This is the Insect Princess quest. You typically won't be doing this early game because it requires the Human reign to have fallen. But in short you'll just have to protect the eggs from any approaching enemies.
  
  
• That Stiff Feeling - This is the Skeleton Princess quest. This one is very easy, you just go to the Skeleton reign and when prompted you accept the task. It's just a quick sorting mini-game.
  
  
• Dance Till They Drop - This is the Desert Princess quest. This one is also easy an easy mini-game. Though for this one you'll need to wait for a moon festival to take place. Once it happens you should be able to go to the festival grounds and interact with the dancer on stage. Doing so will prompt a rhythm mini-game. Would recommend saving beforehand.
  
  
• Who We Calling? - This is the Ghost Princess quest. Won't be available until you unlock Ghost Princess. Once you do have access to this quest it's fairly simple. You'll want to head to the Ghost reign, find the key in one of the three chests, then go to the top right and unlock the gate. Afterwards you'll need to turn on the light and kill the ghosts. Not being detected once will provide you bonus reign affinity. If you're trying to get the extra affinity, I recommend doing it at night with the Moonlight Glass Cloak. This quest rewards the highest amount of Knighthood EXP.
  
  
• The People Persons - This is the Goblin Princess quest. Go to the Goblin reign, talk to the slaver. You'll be given coordinates and all you have to do is follow them. When you're close you'll see a hooded figure and a text will pop up saying you're close.
  This is the hooded figure you give them to.
  
  
• Whimsical Butterflies - This is the Moth Princess quest. As far as I know, you have to have previously interacted with the Moth Princess at least once for this quest to work. Otherwise you'll just need to catch five different kids in the forest. You have to approach them from behind or they'll spot you. If you do get spotted you'll be put at the beginning of the forest and the locations of the children will change.
  
  
• Just Cogs in the Machine - This is the Mouse Princess quest. This one is insanely easy. You just need to bring 5 cogs to the Hourly Sister. Go to the Ancient Battlefield in the Golem reign and walk around, you should definitely net 5 cogs.
  
  
• Lunatic Delivery - This is the Rabbit Princess quest. This one is easy as well. It's also the second best quest for Knighthood EXP, tied with the Finhead quest. All you have to do for this is go to the Rabbit Vineyards at night and collect 5 Ripe Grapes. Not every grape will be ripe and you should be able to reload the area by just walking out and walking back in. Once you have the 5 ripe grapes you just need to take them to the Cat reign.

~~~~ Knighthood Quests Level 2 - 4 ~~~~

Level 2 Quests Continued

• Featherbrain Frights - This is the Harvest Princess quest. All you have to do for this one is go to the fields area of the Harvest reign and scare the crows away. The crows will fly away if you walk towards them and you need to get them to fly off the edge of the map. The starting locations of the crows are random and their positions will reset if you leave the area.
  
  
• Treading Water - This is the Finhead Princess quest. You'll be given an empty flask and a specific place to fill it up. For this you'll need the ability to go underwater, so either a companion capable of doing so or an item that allows the Knight to go underwater. Once you're in the specific area for the filling, go underwater and use the empty flask from your inventory. Afterwards you need to go give it to the water surveyor outside of the Diamond Seashell.
  My quest had me go to the Cryotunnels on the north side of the map where Dragon Princess II is.
  This is the water surveyor, standing just outside the reign.
  
  
• De Profundis - This is the Mermaid Princess quest. For this quest you'll be tasked with helping the mermaids in a raid. You will have had to speak to them before and gotten past the part where the Spika attacks. Assuming you've done that, you'll be able to speak to the raid leader and she'll send you to go attack a specific reign through the tunnels. Doing so successfully will complete that part of the quest.
  This is the raid party leader, next to the military upgrade station.
  This is where you'll be prompted to go to the raid and finish the quest.
  
  
• Stamp the Competition - This is the Bird Princess quest. For this you'll need a stamp and to have at least one war between reigns happening. You must also have gotten to the point in the Bird Princess story where she allows you to help her with her work (stamping.) You need to do exactly that, stamp the reign that is at war with another and voila the quest is ready to be complete.

Level 3 Quests

• Sea Man's Collection I - For this quest you'll be asked to get a specific kind of sperm and deliver it. Sperm is acquired through battle ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and the different kinds of sperm will come from the different enemies/races. Certain ones can only be collected through war, so you'll have to wait for a reign to go to war so you can help out in battle and get attacked by whatever race. Once you have the sperm deliver it to the man in the sewers near the Skeleton reign.
  
  
• The Undergarments Thief - This one will have you figuring out who the mystery panties belong to. Go to the Merchant Princess and by them off of her, then look at them and sniff them. Depending on the different answers you get it'll tell you who to go to.
  

  Panty Details	Smell	Thief	Owner
  Frilly, Girly, and Fancy	Baked Goods, Green Tea	Butler	Human Princess
  Elegant, Conserved for Special Occasions	Strange, Can't feel anything from smelling them	Hood, Silent	Skeleton Princess
  Little Fabric, Silk, Golden Chain	Spicy, Fragrant Oils, Pepper	Covered in Sand	Desert Princess
  Simple Pattern, Would fit Knight	Freshly-Cut Grass and Hay, Heatfall	Sunburns, Straw Hat	Harvest Princess
  See Through	Decomposing Flowers, Nostalgic	Nighttime, White Cloth	Ghost Princess
  Little Fabric, Damp	Strong, Feminine Smell	Exhausted, Fought	Goblin Princess
  Covered in Sparkly Dust	Knight Falls Asleep, Covered with a Drug	Daytime, Cloak with Leaves & Brances	Moth Princess
  Not Handsewn, Top Quality	Sunflower Seeds and Metal	Covered in Oil, Toolbox	Mouse Princess
  Wild Design, Fur Covered	Catnip and Gooseberry	Covered in Scratches, Fought	Cat Princess
  Mature Allure, Comfortable	Faded	Dressed like a Little Kid	Rabbit Princess
  Nothing Stands Out	Seaweed and Salt	Hood, Silent	Finhead Princess

  
  
• The Milky Way - This quest will have you go to Maiden's Dairies at night. You'll have to go inside the milk bar and interact with the barmaid by standing in the middle seat. If the Holstaur princess isn't there, she's in the building to the very right. Go inside and sneak around to get to the arrow. That'll trigger a sex scene you can watch and then she should be in the milk bar. This quest is repeatable and rewards you with different maid outfits.

Level 4 Quests

• See Man's Collection II - Same thing as the first one. Collect the type of sperm the guy wants and deliver it to him in the sewers. This is the last quest of this time, though it is repeatable.
  
  
• Monster Killer Turbo - This quest will send you to kill an elite of a specific monster group. Pretty simple, and at this point you're probably aware of where most monsters spawn. If not, I'd just pass on this quest and do another one. Also if an elite isn't spawning you can just continuously reload the area to see if one will spawn.
  
  
• Down the Drain! - This will send you to the Frog Princess in the pond. Speaking to her will send you to the sewers and you'll be looking for a red leaf. Go up into the actual sewers and then just go to the bottom left side and you'll see it. Deliver it and you'll be done with the quest.
  This is the pond where the Frog Princess resides. If she doesn't immediately pop out walk over to the lily pad and try walking on it.
  This is what the leaf looks like and the area where it resides.

~~~~ Knighthood Quests Level 5 - 10 ~~~~

Level 5 Quests

• Oh The Humanity II - Same as the first two, but this time it's higher level gear. You'll probably have to actually farm these off of enemies because I don't think you can just buy it off of the Merchant Princess this time around. Once you have the requested weapon or armor piece, drop it off at the Human reign.
  
  
• Two Birds With One Stone - This one will send you to Gazer Prison and interact with Crowley. Listen to his story and then go to the Human reign. I believe you should be prompted, but if not go to the Slums and enter the first building. Go up the stairs to the roof and interact with the crow. He'll monologue to you for a bit and eventually you'll have a choice to either kill the Crow and free Crowley or let the Crow go and pin the situation on the already imprisoned Crowley.
  This is Gazer Prison, it's on the right side of the map where the Mermaid and Finhead reigns are.
  This is Crowley, the guy you have to speak to that'll explain the situation.
  Heading to the Human reign after visiting him, you should be transported back to the Tavern when Crowley is done talking.
  This is the building you enter.
  This is the Crow you speak to, otherwise known as Calamitas.
  
  
• The Tinhead Talker - This one will just have you speak to every single race. This can be done by going to places like the beach, the cat terrace, the greenkin brewery, clocktown, the milk bar at night, and the moon festival whenever it's available.

Level 6 Quests

• My Dear Love - This will have you giving Dear, the bunny lady who takes care of your progeny, a child of a specific kind. So you'll need to have access to a good few princesses depending on what she asks of you. This quest is repeatable and gets you the bunnygirl costumes for your different princesses.
  This is Dear, for those who don't know.
  
  
• Pruning Pruna - This is an easy one. Y'know them red flower people you've been seeing around? You just gotta go take one of them out and the quest is good to go.
  For those who haven't been seeing them around, these are the flower people I'm talking about.
  
  
• Where I Eggcel - This is another quest that will have you bringing a specific kind of progeny. Though this time it has to be a progeny that comes from an egg. Pretty self-explanatory otherwise.

Level 7 Quests

• Tomorrow's Eggciting Youth - This is currently the only level 7 quest in the game. This one will have you doing the same thing as the "Where I Eggcel" quest for level 6, except this time it will have to be close to hatching.

Level 8 Quests

• Oh The Humanity III - Same quest, different level. Bring the specified weapon or armor to the Human reign. This one will likely take a bit more elbow grease.
  
  
• Dance Till They Drop+ - This is the advanced version of the moon festival rhythm game quest from before. Same thing applies here, you have to wait for a moon festival to show up, go to the festival grounds at night, talk to the dancer, and dance your heart out.
  
  
• To Neverland - This quest has you sending one of your precious progeny to the kingdom above- literally. This will task you with bringing a progeny to the sky lift so that it may life a more privileged life.

Level 9 Quests

• Royal Troopers - Same game as the "To Neverland" quest except this time you have to give up someone you've recruited with the Hero Banner. They also have to have specific stats for them to be acceptable. Once you have the required recruit, send them on their way to the sky lift.
  
  
• Killer Queen - Go to the kingdom above and head over to the left. You should see a colorful forest looking area and typically inside you'll see a recoloring of the big ol' bird from below. This is the Queen Cucca and you'll need to slay it. I don't believe it's guaranteed to show up so you may have to wait a few days for it to spawn.
  The entrance to the Queen Cucca area.
  
  
• The Chisel - Kill the Chiseled Crab in the Diamond Seashell trenches. It'll be in the area where parts of the Finhead Princess quests take place. If you don't know where that is, go to the right of the Diamond Seahshell and then make your way through the area until you get to the part where you're able to enter a tunnel. Go over to the bubbles and go up. You'll probably need a sword to cut the coral/vines/whatever to enter the area.
  This is the entrance to the cave system.
  These are the bubbles you ride to get up top. From there you just follow the path.
  
  
• Lurker in the Abyss - You're going to be killing a Spika. You'll find the Spika in the Mermaid reign area, and you'll have to jump into the Deep Merk to find it. This is the same place you will have had to go so that you can finish the quest to save the sister of the Mermaid. Once you're down there you should just walk around until you see a shadow, it'll attack and you'll have to kill it.

Level 10 Quests

• [Advanced]King of the Cuccs - This will send you to the Tree Canopy, there's gonna be a bunch of them big ol' birds and you just need to do some population control. Pretty easy.
  
  
• [Advanced]Dancing Djinn - This is the big daddy of the moon festival dance contests you've been having. This is also the one that requires you to flawlessly beat the mini-game so that you can get that precious Steam achievement. Good luck.
  
  
• [Advanced]Shogun and Daimyo - This will have you going to the same place as "The Chisel" had you going. But this time there's two of them! Oh boy! Be prepared for a fight.

~~~~ Queen's Spire and Lewdness Quests ~~~~

The Queen's Spire quests will be available to you if you meet the Dusk Princess in the Dragon reign in the clouds. Once you're there go to the right side and travel up, Dusk Princess will speak to you and you'll have access to the Queen's Spire quests. Secondly, the Lewdness quests will become available to you when you have a Kingdom Lewdness of 10 or more. QS quests raise your affinity with QS and Lewdness quests raise your lewdness significantly.

Queen's Spire Quests

• Level 3: Keep Order! - This will have you fight in three battles with warring reigns. It doesn't matter which side you pick, but you need to help in at least three of the battles. This will raise your QS affinity by 1.
  
  
• Level 5: Enforce Order! - You need to end a siege on a reign's capital through any means necessary. If you're doing this one I typically attempt to rescue the princess just because it means free princess recruitment. This will raise your QS affinity by 3.
  
  
• Level 7: Export Order! - This is just like the level 5 quest, except this time you're not allowed to end a siege by recruiting the princess. That means you either have to defend the capital against the siege, make the princess abdicate, or kill her.

Lewdness Quests

• Level 4: The Ironclad Gigolo I - This will have you go have sexy time with a specific race to complete the quest, and it can't be a royal. So that means you get to stalk public areas and pray the right race lets you commit sexy time with them.
  
  
• Level 6: The Ironclad Gigolo II - Same thing but this time the race given to you will be significantly harder to come across in the world. It's another game of pray you meet the race in a public area and then pray even more they let you gets hands on.

~~~~ Routes ~~~~

There are currently 8 different routes in the game, 9 if you count the Turtle Shell as a route, and quite a few of them have a good and bad (the game calls it neutral) ending. I'm going to explain each individual route and how to get both endings. I will explain them to the best of my ability and provide images to help with attempting to complete the different quests and quest steps. This section was mainly to act as a buffer between the previous info and the upcoming information, so apologies for the short amount here.

Cat Princess Route - Part 1

To start the Cat Princess route you'll want to max out the Cat reign affinity, which can be done easily by visiting the various places that are populated with the different races. Brothel included. Once you've got max reign affinity for the Cat reign you can then start doing the different parts of this questline. You don't have to get 10 affinity before starting, but it does make it significantly easier to do. You'll also want to have the Cucco Wings, the gas mask sold from the Tinkerer, and the Slaver Pass from the Goblin reign.

Meeting Kat the Cat Princess
Before you can actually start her route, you need to speak with her and go through her conversations while she still sits on the throne. You'll also want to make sure you hit at least 3 princess affinity because you do need to recruit her. But don't worry, I'll provide the needed dialogue options.
Sidenote: if you have Wyvern Princess, Dog Princess, or Mouse Princess in your party she will not speak to you.

• First Interaction - When you first meet her you'll be given two options for dialogue after she grills you a bit, and here you want to choose the option where you do not retort. From there on out the dialogue will continue and you'll be allowed to go to the second interaction.
  
  
• Second Interaction - The second interaction you get with the Cat Princess comes from camping outside of the Cat reign, it cannot be raining when you do this or the scene will not trigger. If you do get the scene to trigger you'll be able to carry on to the next interaction. (I usually camp kinda close to the lake and it seems to work just fine.)
  
  
• Third Interaction - The third interaction is going to be during the day when you visit her in her reign. She'll give you a quest called "Trophy [Hunting] Wife" that will task you with finding and killing any sort of elite monster. Elites spawn randomly and are differently colored to the regular enemies. Personally I use the Pyramid to farm for an elite scarab. It usually spawns pretty quick. After you're done killing the elite enemy, go ahead and go back to Cat Princess.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - It's another camp scene! Yep, you're gonna need to camp in the Cat reign's area on a clear night again. This will trigger a cutscene with Cat Princess, one that gets spicy pretty quick. After the scene clears you'll be good to head to the next step in this.
  
  
• Fifth Interaction - Speak to her while she's on her throne during the day. She'll blame you for the hunt going wrong last night and you'll be given a few different options to choose from to respond. You'll want to respond with Question her power against the beast. This will make the talking parts come to an end and you'll next need to recruit her for the route to continue.

Starting the Route
You'll need to have recruited Kat at this point, which you can do by looking at the ways previously mentioned in this guide. Remember, she's only at her reign when it's a rainy night. You'll also want some sort of poison resistance. Tinkerer is a life saver.

• Step 1: Love is War - You need to raise Kat's love stat, I always get it to 10 immediately so I don't know the exact number you have to raise it to so that you can get the route to trigger. However, once you've raised her love stat to an adequate amount, interact with her at the camp and it'll trigger a cutscene. This is the cutscene that will lock you into this princess's route.
  
  
• Step 2: An Army - After you've accepted you'll gain a few quests all at once. The first one you'll want to do is "The Pack Needs Claws." This will have you getting two other cat progeny so that you have a full team of cats, minus the Knight. Personally I used the Hero Banner to recruit Tsukimi in the Cat reign, and then had a single progeny with Kat herself.
  
  
• Step 3: David Blaine - Once you've got your merry band of cats, you need to Track 'It' Down; as the quest says. The 'It' you're tracking is actually Dragon Princess III, which can be found in the Kingdom below. If you don't know how to get to the Kingdom Below, I'll explain it here. First off, you need flight of some kind. Better have gotten your wings from the Tinkerer. Secondly, you need to head on over to Wyvern Peak, it's in the southern region of the map off to the bottom right. Once you get to the island, head inside and make your way to the back of the area. Continue forwards and then jump down the pit to get to the Kingdom Below. Hit a false wall at the back of the room and you can continue forward. Once you're through you can head up top to get to the next area. Once you're there you should be able to see a purple, misty area. That's where you're gonna wanna head. Inside you'll find a few structure, which is actually where the Dragon resides. Go in, head up to the top left and go into the stairs. A cutscene should play and afterwards you need to camp in the Kingdom Below to trigger Kat disappearing from the group.
  
  Wyvern Peak.
  
  The area you drop down.
  
  The ruins where the Dragon resides.
  
  The stairs needed to trigger the cutscene in the top left.
  
  
• If you're wondering how to get out, go back to the crystal tunnel area and hold the right wall. You should be able to wiggle your way into that area with the vines. Go up said vines and you'll be able to get out of the area.
  
  Area with the vines.

Finding Kat

• Step 1: iSpy - Once Kat has disappeared you need to head back up to the surface and make your way to the mainland. Once you're back on mainland, wait till night and head over to the Grim Forest. Once there go to the right and interact with the stone in the river that's crescent shaped. Once you're crossed to the other side continue forwards to get to the next area. You'll see a golem, you need to interact with him and get him to shoot a water beam hit the bubbling area to the left in the water. After the stone comes out of the water, you're free to kill him.
  
  The entrance to the Grim Forest.
  The crescent stone you need to interact with.
  The other set of stones you need to interact with that appear after the golem is dead.
  
  
• Step 2: Slaving Away - Once the golem is dead, go ahead and interact with the crescent stones to get to the middle of the lake. Once there interact with the object up top and when the cutscene finishes you'll need to head back out to the overworld so that you can camp. From this point on you'll be sending your two cat progeny out to scout at night until they pick up a clue. Eventually, it took two days in my game, you'll get a clue about a cat slave being sold. You'll need to head over to the Goblin reign and buy the cat slave. I was able to get her first try, but I don't know if that's guaranteed. Yes you will need to have done the quest to get the Slaver Pass from the Goblin Princess in order to purchase Kat.
  
  
• Step 3: Katatonic - Once you've bought Kat at the slave auction you'll see that she's essentially catatonic. You'll need to keep sending your cats out to scout further, this took four days to get a clue in my game. Eventually when the scouts find something, you'll need to head to the guild to grab the quest needed. Be warned, this is a level 9 quest with Knights Inc.
  
  The quest needed to progress her story.

Cat Princess Route - Part 2

Kat's Return

• Step 1: The Bakekeno - Once you've grabbed the quest you need to head to the Chapel next to the Human reign. Go inside the chapel and head to the very front where the Nun usually is. There you'll find the Bakeneko that you need to defeat. Kill it and then pick up the bottle that it drops. You'll need this to get Kat's personality back.
  
  The Bekeneko in question.
  
  
• Step 2: Kat Comes Back - You'll be able to give the liquor to Kat and she'll finally get her personality back in tip-top shape. This is the last step before you have to make the decision, good ending or bad ending. If you're trying to 100% the game you'll need to do both regardless. I would recommend using the Mystery Box at this point.

The Good Ending

• For this ending you'll want to head on back to the Grim Forest at night. Follow the same route you did originally to get to the Moon Pond. Head back up to the top and interact with the pedestal again. Once there Kat will begin reciting something and you'll need to pick all the correct dialogue options. Don't worry, you're allowed to retry as many times as possible. I'll post the screenshots of my answers, though I'm unaware if it stays the same for every playthrough.
  
  
• "On the wing of the waning moon,"
  
  
• "We sense the spiral within us,"
  
  
• "And you, Goddess, are there."
  
  
• "Silver lady nestling in the midnight sky,"
  
  
• "Shine your ageless wisdom on our souls,"
  
  
• "For all your light touches belongs to you."
  
  
• After you answer correctly a cutscene will play and you will have successfully completed the good ending for Cat Princess.

The Bad Ending

• For this ending you'll need to head back down to Dragon Princess III, otherwise known as the slumbering beast that Cat Princess was initially hunting. Afterwards you need to attack and defeat the dragon, which will have successfully completed the bad ending for Cat Princess.
  
  
• There's a cutscene after killing DPIII, but I didn't personally go through with this ending. I got the ending and them held ctrl so I could hurry this part of the guide up. (This thing's taken me almost 7 days at this point.)

Dog Princess Route - Part 1

Before doing this route, I would highly recommend you start with the Soul Master trait for the Knight. You need to get 3 different Filled Princess Urns, and using the Soul Master trait will prevent you from having to kill a princess.

Meeting Dog Princess

• You'll want to head over to the southern side of the map, then go to the very bottom of the south side where you'll see a lone tower. Upon entering the tower's area you won't be greeted with anything extraordinary, this is because you have to come to the tower three different times. Your first time you just want to interact with the door and then leave. As you're leaving a dialogue box will pop up, that's the Dog Princess.
  
  This is the tower you'll be going in and out of for a little bit.
  
  
• Go back into the tower area and you'll notice there are a few bandits there now. All you want to do is clear them out and then leave again. This should trigger another dialogue box to appear, and with that you'll be good to meet Dog Princess. After you've left the second time you want to go back into the tower area again, but this time the door will be open. Going inside and heading upstairs there will be a letter on the table. Interacting with the letter will cause a shiny spot on the table to appear, this is the key to the door in front of you.
  
  
• After grabbing the key, go ahead and unlock the door. Follow through the area and head towards the Dog Princess, this should cause a cutscene to begin playing, as well as a spicy scene. Afterwards she'll be asleep and all you need to do is interact with her to begin her route. This will begin a cutscene and she'll throw Kobold Princess into the jail cell behind her, I'm unaware if you need Kobold in your party but I would do so just to be safe. After accepting to leave Kobold in the cell and having Yuki join your party, you'll be on your way to do the first part of her route.

Hunting Dragon Princess I

• This is the part you need the 3 Filled Princess Urns for. But don't worry about collecting them beforehand, you'll have an infinite amount of time to grab them before progressing the quest further.
  
  
• The first Filled Princess Urn you can find is actually in the very same tower you grabbed Dog Princess from. It'll be in that chest on the first floor of the place, opening it should give you the Urn that you seek. You should be fine doing this before or after getting Yuki, as I often use this Urn to get Ghost Princess in my game cycles.
  
  Chest with the Filled Princess Urn in the Dog Princess Tower.
  
  
• Now the second Filled Princess Urn is a bit harder to get to, but you can still get it without killing any princesses. For this you'll want to have progressed Bird Princess's storyline to the point she sends you on the jailbreak mission. Once you're there you'll want to go down the hole that is closest[/b] to the exit. When you head down there should be a chest and you'll be able to grab a Filled Princess Urn out of it.
  
  Chest with the Filled Princess Urn in the Gazer Prison.
  
  
• The last urn you're either going to have to kill a princess, or you'll already have it from the Soul Master Knight trait. If you do need to kill a princess, all you need to do is get an Empty Princess Urn from the Merchant Princess. These are only sold by her when she's not at the Tavern, so send her to literally anywhere else. Once you have it, enter a reign under siege and go save the princess. Instead of actually saving the princess you're going to make her abdicate, then kill her. You should now have the option to capture her soul in the Empty Princess Urn. Note: Golem Princess does not have a soul. Cat Princess has nine souls.
  
  
• After getting the Filled Princess Urns, or before it doesn't matter, you can head over to Dragon Princess I's den. This is pretty close to the Dog Princess Tower. She won't be inside and you'll need to head over to the staircase, then take the staircase further up from there. You'll be met with a room that has a door and three pillars standing around it. Interacting with these pillars will allow you to use the Filled Princess Urns in each of them.
  
  Dragon Princess I's den.
  
  The room with the three pillars and the door.
  
  
• After activating the door you'll want to head through it, which will drop you in the Dragon Queen's castle. Walking towards the steps should trigger a cutscene and afterwards you'll want to make your way to the door with the crystal next to it. Dusk Princess will be inside and it'll trigger a cutscene/spicy scene.

Finding Dog Princess

• For this part you're gonna want to take all other party members out of your group. Afterwards go ahead and head back to the Dog Princess Tower where you originally found her. Head up to her room and you'll be able to free Kobold Princess if you'd like, though you don't have to. What you're looking for is the Dog Princess Charm sitting on the pillow in her room.
  
  This is where the Dog Princess Charm should be. I already picked mine up.
  
  
• Afterwards you'll want to head to the Tavern, because you need to pick up a quest. You also need to drop off Kobold Princess if you grabbed her from the cell. There should be a new quest in the level 3 tab called. "Of Greater Scales." Grab this quest and head over to the Fairy Forest. There will be a shady figure standing in the back of the area, this is who you'll want to speak to. You will want to make sure you equipped the Dog Princess Charm before going with Dusk Princess to the next area.
  
  I would recommend using the Mystery Box at this point in time.
  
  Entrance to the Fairy Forest.
  
  The shady figure at the back of the Fairy Forest.

Dog Princess Route - Part 2

The Village

• After speaking to the Dusk Princess in the new area you'll want to head out and begin looking for both halves of a pendant. The first half you can find in a house. You'll need to interact with the bookcase in the back and a fairy named Brownie should show up. She'll speak to you and eventually should give you one half of the pendant you need.
  
  This is the house with Brownie inside.
  
  
• Afterwards you'll need to interact with the well outside the house. You'll be told there's something shiny at the bottom you can't reach. For this you'll need to head to the giant hole in the back of the area. Interacting with it will let you jump down to the bottom and begin looking for the other half of the pendant. Once you find it you can go back to the area you fell down and climb up the vines on the wall.
  
  Big hole that lets you get the other half of the pendant.
  
  
• After you've got both pieces of the pendant, head over to the left and go to the big manor looking building. You'll need to interact with the door to place the two halves of the pendant. Once the door is open you need to head up to the very top and go into the area with the throne. At this point you'll need to go into your inventory and read the "Mysterious Note." Doing so will cause a shiny item to become available behind the curtains next to the throne.
  
  Entrance to the manor.
  
  The Mysterious Note in your inventory.
  
  The shiny item next to the throne.
  
  
• After getting the Queen's Scale you'll need to head back to the Dusk Princess. You need to speak with her and ask her how she's going to use it. Afterwards you'll need to respond with "..." two times in a row. After those two times you'll drop the dialogue box and you'll need to strike her down. Doing so will end the route.

Dragon Princess I Route

This story route is incredibly simple, it's literally just a money dumping scenario as you'll need 200,000 Swirlies total to complete Dragon Princess I's route. You will want to make sure you have a good fighter by the time you give her all 200,000 Swirlies, as you need to kill a specific amount of enemies at a certain point.

Meeting Dragon Princess I
You can meet Dragon Princess I, or Lacomia, by going to the southern side of the map. Her area is the one that looks kinda like a skull. You will need Kobold Princess in your party in order to do anything with Lacomia. If Kobold Princess is in your party you can head into the area and speak with Lacomia, and eventually you'll get the option for a route. You'll want to choose to help her rebuild her hoard. Now the route will have started and all you'll now be able to give Lacomia Swirlies through the chest next to her throne.

Princess Affinity	Total Swirlies Required	Reward
1	1,000	Fuzzy Inferno's Nip
2	10,000	Dragonforged Armor
3	50,000	Dragonforged Helm + Scene
4	100,000	Dragonforged Boots + Scene
5	200,000	Dragonforged Shield and Spear + Scene

You may need to reload her area, walking out and walking back in, to trigger each different cutscene. Once you reach affinity 5 you will no longer be able to travel the world as you'll pretty much be bouncing from cutscene to battle to cutscene.

Battling

• The first battle will be after you go to Faun's Tavern and speak with Faun. She'll tell you which reign is the strongest and as you walk out of the Tavern you'll be jumped by that exact reign. Lacomia will take an arrow for you and you'll need to kill a certain amount of enemies otherwise you'll get a game over. If you do successfully kill a the required amount of enemies in a short amount of time, Lacomia will grab you and take you to her den.
  
  
• After you wake up in Lacomia's den you'll need to speak with her, which will trigger a cutscene taking you to the Dragon Queen's castle. From here on you'll be taking part in a 3-part battle.
  
  
• The first part of the battle will just be clearing out all the fodder dragons. This is incredibly easy, especially if you have a dragon progeny with high attack. Mine had the Shadow Scarf and 10 in combat. Absolutely shredded the dragons, also had an incredibly high crit chance I believe thanks to the other ability of the Shadow Scarf.
  
  
• The second part of the battle will be Lacomia joining your party and fighting the Dragon Queen herself. I don't believe you actually have to use Lacomia, but you can if you'd like. The third part of the fight is also fighting the Dragon Queen, except this time you'll be unable to use Lacomia. This wasn't an issue because of that dragon progeny I mentioned.
  
  
• After the three part battle you'll cut down the Dragon Queen and the route will be over. You'll get a cutscene that cuts to a few months into your life with Lacomia and the game will end.

Dragon Princess II Route - Part 1

Dragon Princess II is one of the princesses that have a route. You'll have to do five different quests to finish her questline entirely, and the first three are incredibly simple to complete. For this route I would definitely recommend using the Cucco Wings and you will almost definitely need to have cold resistance, unless you'd like to be chugging potions constantly.

Meeting Dragon Princess II
There are two ways to meet Dragon Princess II, one of which is kind of just at random. The other one should allow you to meet her whenever you feel like it.

First Option

• To begin you need to have 0 Intellect for the Knight, this can be accomplished by going to Mary-Annette within the Grim Forest. She will allow you to reallocate skill points for a cost, it should just be 1000 Swirlies.
  
  
• You'll need to have a cold resistance item of some kind, it's much easier than constantly chugging potions or eating food. If you chose the Sacred Candle at the beginning you can acquire the Chunga Root by going back into the Kobold Mines and backtracking to the point you get to the throne room, you'll then be able to grab the Chunga Root by getting it from the chest.
  
  
• Eventually you should encounter Dragon Princess II by just wandering around the map. She'll freeze you and if you have the Chunga Root equipped it'll automatically thaw you. Afterwards she'll invite you to her castle in the northern part of the map with all the ice on it. You can get there with either the ship or by flying over there. I would highly recommend flying just because it's significantly quicker and easier.
  
  This is when she froze me.
  This is after I thawed and she invited me to her castle.
  
  
• Heading to her castle during the day will allow you to speak to her. She'll ask you to help her and if you agree you will begin her route.
  This is the island where her castle is located. I would highly recommend wings or a flying progeny.

Second Option

• If you have high enough Intellect, I believe you'd need at least 4, you can go to the castle on your own without having to wait for her to freeze you. Once you get to the castle you should be able to fight the two guards and then go inside.
  
  
• Once you're inside you just have to walk into the library where Dragon Princess II resides. Speaking to her and agreeing to help will begin her route.

Helping Her Research
After agreeing to help, you should talk to her once every single day. Every so often she'll give you a quest to do, all of which are pretty much just fetch quests and don't really take any time at all. There are five quests in total and you don't have to deal with any specific reigns to do her quests.

The Root of the Problem

• Once you're given this quest you'll be tasked with acquiring a specific item from a witch. You can do this by heading over to Babs' Hut. If you haven't spoken to Babs you'll just need to speak with her and go through her dialogue. Eventually she'll give you the item you need.
  
  
• After you get the necessary item you just need to head back to DPII, you'll hand the item over and it'll play a cutscene. Once that's over you should go back to speaking to her once a day and triggering that scene where she walks around her library.
  
  This is where Babs' Hut is located. It's in the Southern region of the map. It's the only building in this area so it's pretty easy to find.

Love's Paper Trail

• After you've received this quest you'll be tasked with finding a merchant that will sell you a specific book for research. For this quest you'll have to wait till night to complete it, and you'll be looking for a specific book after finding the merchant needed.
  
  
• Once you've hit night, head over to the Tavern and speak to Trevor. He'll say a few things and then offer to let you buy some of the books. The book you're looking for is "Sex and the Humans." After acquiring it you need to take it back to DPII, but you can only do so in the morning. Once she gets the book you'll trigger a cutscene and this time she'll get hands-on.
  
  For those who don't know who Trevor is, this is he. He also sells some useful stuff like Sleeping Powder and Oxytocin Salts.

An Arcane Force to be Reckoned With

• This quest will have you traveling to the Southern region of the game, and heading over to the Frozen Skull Cave. You will need a weapon capable of breaking rocks, but you can buy a mace from Merchant Princess for 200 Swirlies if you need to. You can find the key to the cave by going into the tent and interacting with the skeleton. Use the key on the cave door and once you're inside you'll essentially be playing hide and seek with the enemies inside. You can't fight them, you have to avoid them.
  
  
• Eventually you'll get to the area where you have to break a few crystals to get to Arcane Princess. Speak to her and she'll say something along the lines of get away. Speak to her again and just stay near her when it prompts the option. A cutscene will play and after that whole shebang you'll need to go back to DPII and tell her about your findings.
  
  This is the Frozen Skull Cave.
  This is the inside of the tent, where I'm standing is where the skeleton will be.
  This is the Arcane Princess.

Dragon Princess II Route - Part 2

Jailbreak

• With this quest you'll need to have just the Knight in your party, as DPII won't continue with the next steps otherwise. This one isn't too difficult, but it's definitely harder than the previous three fetch quests.
  
  
• Once you speak to DPII and she takes you to the Gazer Princess you'll just have to run through and break the boxes to find the holes down. You can kill the Gazers if you alert them, but you need to be quick about it. Once you find the right hole to go into just follow that path until you get to the room with the switch in it. After using the switch and opening the door you can walk forward and you'll be told there's way too many. Now you get to backtrack to the beginning of the area where DPII is.
  
  
• Once you get to her she'll not be there, but instead replaced by a large ice pillar. Interact with the pillar and then head back to the room that had too many guards. Once you get to that room a small cutscene will play and all the guards will leave. Go up the stairs and meet DPII, to which another cutscene will play. This time it'll be another 'hands-on learning experience'. After she's done and leaves the room, go to the stairs the lead up.
  
  
• At this point it's pretty much just cutscenes for the rest of the quest and you don't have to do anything. There's a dialogue option that pops up eventually, but I don't believe it affects anything,
  
  The first hole you can drop down, there's a chest down there you can loot.
  This is the other hole you can drop down, this is the one that progresses the quest.
  This is the ice pillar you need to interact with at the beginning of the level.

Going After the Queen

• With this one you'll be taken to the previous land owned by the Dog Princess. You'll need to head to the bottom floor and go over to the left where you'll see a hole in the ground. Something will jump out of that hole and you'll need to kill it. Afterwards you'll recover the Queen's Scale. Return to DPII and she'll take you away from the area.
  
  
• Now you should be back in her castle, and she'll have you come back a different day. I would still just check in every day to continue the quest but be warned this is your last chance to save and save your items with the Mystery box. Once you speak to DPII after getting the Queen's Scale you'll be forced into the last mission where you'll have to fight the Dragon Queen. This is a three part fight.
  
  
• For the first part DPII will join your party and you'll basically just be cleaning up all the mobs that are sitting around, nothing too hard and it's pretty straight forward. For the second part of the fight you'll be fighting the Dragon Queen as Dragon Princess II. Once that part of the fight is over you'll be tasked with dealing the final blow to the Queen's weak point. Which should've been revealed earlier. (My weak point was the arm pit, but I'm unsure if this changes from run to run.)

Ending
With that done, you should be given a cutscene. It shows how you're living months after you both cut down the Dragon Queen. And with that your game will end, officially having completed the DPII ending.

Ghost Princess Route

Ghost Princess's route is simple to start, and not too difficult to complete. You'll want a Filled Princess Urn, for summoning Ghost Princess, and 10 affinity with the Ghost reign.

Meeting Ghost Princess

• To begin meeting with Ghost Princess, you need to summon her. You do this by burning a Filled Princess Urn in the brazier within her throne room. You can easily get a Filled Princess Urn by heading to the Dog Princess Tower and getting the Filled Princess Urn inside the chest on the first floor. You need to pull the lever in the room to the left to open the door to the Ghost Princess throne room.
  
  This is the brazier, the one without the fire, you're putting the urn in.
  
  
• Once you've summoned Ghost Princess you'll eventually be prompted with two choices. You'll want to leave her alone when she wakes up, as the other option will reduce your princess affinity. After that cutscene you'll need to come back into the Mansion, you need to get past the guard and then go to the back of the building. You can walk through the walls that look like fancy doors. Make your way to the backyard and then interact with the door at the back left. Rest in that room until night. Sneak back to where the princess is, you'll see a cutscene, and then you'll be given a quest to drop the barrier surrounding the Ghost reign at night.
  
  
• After you got the cutscene you should be able to sneak back to backyard in the same night. Walk towards the four ghosts and eventually they'll disappear. You need to find all four of them and then interact with that thing they were all surrounding.
  
  
• The first ghost is in the room you rested in, near the chest. When you find it you'll have an exclamation point show up and it'll move a bit away. Kill it and you're done with the first one.
  
  First Ghost.
  
  
• The second ghost is right outside the room you rested in. Walk out, turn right, and walk down that narrow path. Eventually you'll get that same exclamation and you need to kill it.
  
  Second Ghost.
  
  
• The third ghost is inside in the room with the lever. Once you find it, repeat the steps you've done twice now.
  
  Third Ghost.
  
  
• The fourth ghost is right in front of the princess's door. Repeat what you've been doing up to this point.
  
  Fourth Ghost.
  
  
• After you've killed all four ghosts, head back out to the backyard and interact with the yellow plate in the middle of the four pillars. A level should eventually pop out and interacting with it will drop the barrier. To get outside you will have to sneak out without getting caught, otherwise you may lose some reign affinity.
  
  The yellow plate that descends and raises a lever.
  
  
• At this point you want to just interact with Ghost Princess until she ends up telling you the nightmares are coming to an end, or until her dialogue starts repeating. At this point you'll want to sneak into her room during the day and watch her dream once more. This time the Knight will be in her dream, rescuing her. Afterwards you just need to keep speaking to the princess until she offers you her ghost ashes. Accepting them will begin her route.

Beginning Yulia's Story

• At this point you'll need to recruit Ghost Princess. The only way to recruit her, unless you have the Prince Knight trait, is through the Goblin Breeding Contract and the Red Thread Rings. But once you have recruited her, you'll need to raise her love stat and then interact with her at the camp. This should cause her to be on the map alongside the Knight the next morning, she's going to guide you somewhere but you can just go there of your own accord without following her. Though you do need to make sure she's close enough to follow you.
  
  
• You're going to be taking her to the Monastery in the Kingdom Above. So she'll first take you to the Sky Lift and then to the Monastery. Once you're close enough to the Monastery she'll run ahead and you'll need to follow her inside. She'll then lead you to the Library, which is the room to the left once you're inside. You need to continue through the library until you get to the fairy with Yulia standing next to her. This fairy, Sonnet, will tell you to seek out someone specific. This specific someone is Mary-Annette in the Grim Forest.
  
  The Sky Lift.
  
  The Monastery.
  
  Right in front of the passage to the library.
  
  Speaking with Sonnet.
  
  
• The Grim Forest is in the southern region of the map. Once inside she's going to be essentially the only NPC in this area, unless you've done Drider Princess's quest and unlocked her as a merchant. Speaking to Mary-Annette will cause her to give you her key to a house in the Slums in the Human reign. After going to that house you should be able to interact with a few things, namely the bookshelf, and you'll eventually trigger a cutscene and the next part of the quest.
  
  The Grim Forest.
  
  Mary-Annette.
  
  The house the key belongs to.
  
  The bookshelf in question.
  
  
• At this point you'll be tasked with getting three different items. The Death Not, the Catalyst Dagger, Prayer: Life Breath, and the Nya-Nya Doll. All four of these are fairly easy to get. The first, The Death Not, is within the Old Church in the Skeleton reign. It's in the top left of the Old Church in a chest.
  
  The chest holding The Death Not.
  
  
• The next item you'll want to get is the Catalyst Dagger. For this you'll want to head to the Ghost reign and choose the option marked in red. For this part you'll want to go through and kill all of the memories, eventually you'll be able to get the Catalyst Dagger. It's not too hard.
  
  
• The third item you need is the Prayer: Life Breath. You can get this from the Church in the Monastery. It'll be on the table in front of the statue, typically there's a nun in front of this statue. If you don't get the prayer the first time, you just need to wait till the next day. The prayer on that table changes every day.
  
  Prayer: Life Breath.
  
  
• The last item, the Nya-Nya Doll is something you have to buy. You have to get it off the Merchant Princess when she's in the Cat reign. If she isn't there, find where she is, ask her to move to the Cat reign, wait till she moves, and voila. Before you make the decision on how to end your route, I would recommend using the Mystery Box at this time.

There are two endings for the Ghost Princess, a good and a bad ending, much like the others with two endings.

Good Ending
For the good ending all you need to do is head to the Ghost reign and choose the option highlighted in read. From there on you can go through and do what it wants you to do. You'll fight a boss and the route will come to an end.

Bad Ending
For the bad ending you need to speak with Ghost Princess at the camp and it'll trigger the steps for said ending. I couldn't tell you exactly what happens as I didn't do this ending for her.

Kobold Princess Route - Part 1

Kobold's route is almost what I'd consider the default route of the game. She's in your party to start the game, her route is incredibly simple, and it's got a good and bad ending both. The route is pretty much a small tycoon game with a dash of iSpy.

Starting Kobold Princess's Route

• To start Kobold's route you need to level up her love stat. I believe you need to get it to 5, but I always just shoot for 10 to make it easier. There are five different camp scenes with Usnug, and only one of them has a special requirement. The first scene can happen at any point as long as you're in the camp. The second scene needs to be on a rainy night. The third scene will give you the quest, "A Kobold's Best Friend," this will have you going into the Kobold Mines and retrieving a gemstone from her bedroom. The bedroom is in the throne room, it's the area with the stairs on the right. The fourth scene can only take place if you've grabbed the gemstone, which will complete the quest when you interact with her at the camp. The fifth scene is your final camp scene and it'll start a sex scene between the Knight and Kobold Princess.
  
  The Kobold Mines.
  
  The room with the desk containing the gemstone.
  
  
• Once you've completed those five camp scenes you'll be able to start her route. Take yourself to the Kobold Mines and head to the throne room, this will trigger a cutscene. Accept to help Usnug rebuild her kingdom and you'll have begun her route. Once you've accepted your first task will be clearing out the rocks and enemies from all the available rooms. You cannot clear the giant rocks and the mine itself doesn't count towards this. After you've done that, wait a day and then go back to the throne room. You'll be able to sit in the chair, or throne, and build a sign. You have to wait a day for the sign to be built, but afterwards you'll finally be able to recruit Kobold Knockers. These will be what helps build your Kingdom.
  
  
• Once you've got the ability to use the Kobold Knockers, you'll be able to actually do the work for Usnug's route. This is where the iSpy part of it comes into play. Also you will need to farm wood, stone, and crystal throughout this period of time. I would suggest getting a small hoard of cogs as well. You can deposit your materials in the bin next to the chair, that way you can get more than 99 in your inventory.

Recruiting Knockers
This part is going to be split into two sections, which are going to be the north and south parts of the map.

North Region

• Maiden's Dairies - You can only find the Knocker during the day. This Knocker will be to the upper right of the race track, so don't bother actually going to where the Princess and merchant is.
  
  Maiden's Dairies Knocker.
  
  
• Fairy Forest - You can only find the Knocker during the day. This Knocker will be to the left of the forest. It's pretty visible as it should be the only Kobold in the forest. There is another Knocker available in the Fairy Forest through the trees.
  
  Fairy Forest Knocker.
  
  
• Faun's Tavern - You can only find the Knocker during the night. This Knocker will be in the Tavern, it was in the bottom left table for me but I believe the position can change.
  
  Faun's Tavern Knocker.
  
  
• Chapel - You can find this Knocker at any time of day. This Knocker will be in the bottom left of the Chapel, I'm unaware if the location moves but both times I've done this route they've been there.
  
  Chapel Knocker.
  
  
• Wolf's Cave - You can find this Knocker at any time of day. This Knocker should be in a corner right near the entrance. The wiki says you need to have completed the first See Man's Collection, but I cannot confirm.
  
  Wolf's Cave Knocker.
  
  
• Riverbank - You can find this Knocker only when the weather is clear. This Knocker will be south of Acerola, blocked by a breakable rock.
  
  Riverbank Knocker.
  
  
• Ancient Battlefield - You can find this Knocker at any time of day. This Knocker was to the left side in a bunch of trees for me, but I don't know if it can spawn elsewhere.
  
  Ancient Battlefield Knocker.

South Region

• Goblin Slave Auction - You can only find this Knocker during the day. You should be able to get a Knocker from the slave auction, but I've never been able to.
  
  
• Grim Forest - You can only find this Knocker during the night. You need to head right and interact with the crescent shaped rock. Once you get to the other side go up to the Moon Pond and hold the right side. You should see the Knocker.
  
  Grim Forest Knocker.
  
  
• Frozen Skull Cave - You can find this Knocker at any time of day. You will have to go through the maze to the upper right section. There you can hit the Knocker frozen in ice and recruit them.
  
  Frozen Skull Cave Knocker.
  
  
• Mimic's Crypt - You can find this Knocker at any time of day. This Knocker will be to the right of the dungeon, so you won't actually have to go in.
  
  Mimic's Crypt Knocker.
  
  
• Moth's Forest - You can find this Knocker at any time of day. This Knocker will be near the bottom left cocoon, and I believe that's the only place they spawn.
  
  Moth's Forest Knocker.
  
  
• Dog Princess Tower - You can find this Knocker at any time of day. This Knocker will be to the left side of the tower.
  
  Dog Princess Tower Knocker.
  
  
• Rocky Slope - You can find this Knocker at any time of day. This Knocker can be found in the rocky slope near the southern side of it.
  
  Rocky Slope Knocker.

Last Knocker
The last one can be found on the Pirate Princess's ship. I just sorta rode the ship until the Knocker showed up.

Pirate Princess Knocker.

Building The Kobold Reign

• Now that you have a good amount of Knockers, you can begin building the Kobold reign. Make sure you assign your Knockers every day. You'll also need to make sure you build the different things available. Also if you run out of Plump Helmets you can either do the level 0 Knights Inc quest called, "The Rational Choice," or you can buy them from a merchant in the Cat reign.
  
  
• Remember, every time you get access to a new area you'll need to clear out the enemies and rocks. Then wait a day and you'll be able to assign people. Boulders take 2-3 days to break from what I've seen. I'll also include how to get Rusty, which is the way you'll be able to get upgraded pickaxes.
  
  
• Rusty is available in the Ancient Battlefield within the Golem reign. You will need to give him 20 cogs and then you'll be able to suggest that he becomes a smith. He'll go to the Kobold reign as soon as the blacksmithing area is available. You'll then have to upgrade them at his workshop.
  
  Rusty in the Ancient Battlefield.

Kobold Princess Route - Part 2

Ending the Route

• At this point we're going to assume you have all the available buildings and all the upgrades. You will absolutely need the altar to progress the route, and you'll need a Kobold progeny. You're going to also need to buy the Crimson Cube from one of the Kobold merchants.
  
  The merchant that sells the Crimson Cube.
  
  
• You'll need to go to the altar, which is in the resting quarters of the Kobold reign. Once there you need to place the Crimson Cube and have Kobold Princess in your party. After placing it, interact with the altar and choose Usnug. She'll become a draconic Kobold and from there you'll be set to enter the final steps of the route. Also, she cannot be in Succubus form for her to take on the new draconic form. At this point you will also have to have a Kobold progeny, specifically from Kobold Princess. You need to assign them as you would one of the other Knockers, which will then allow you to get the cutscenes needed to complete her route.
  
  Altar without the ruby.
  
  
• Go rest in the bedroom with Usnug, and you should be woken up by a bunch of rumbling and a cutscene. You need to head back to the altar and you'll come face to face with Dragon Princess I. When you meet her you'll be given two options, which will be to either give the stone to her, or to stick it to her. If you choose to give it to her you will go down the bad ending. If you choose to stick it to her you will go down the good ending.
  
  
• After this scene I would recommend you use the Mystery Box to save your items, and then you need to just rest a few more times with Usnug in the bedroom. Eventually you'll get a cutscene and you'll need to fight off a King Cucco and then head over to the altar once again. From here you'll get a cutscene and you'll then need to fight Dragon Princess I. Afterwards the good ending will come about.

Skeleton Princess Route

Before you're able to start Skeleton Princess's route, you'll need to interact with her while she's on her throne. You'll want to make sure you have the Golem reign alive at least until you finish the, "Samba de Esqueleto," quest. You will want to have gotten 10 affinity prior to doing anything with the Skeleton Princess. It just makes things easier, won't have to worry about getting more reign affinity during the questline.

Meeting Skeleton Princess
There are five different interactions with the Skeleton Princess while she's still on the throne. The third interaction is the one that gives you the quest required to continue her storyline.

• First Interaction - With the first interaction she'll call you a pervert and say you only came to speak to her because of her body. I would recommend playing along with her advances.
  
  
• Second Interaction - For the second interaction you'll be told to entertain the Skeleton Princess and you'll be given three options. The option you want to pick will be the sexy dance. This will raise her affinity and allow you to eventually recruit her.
  
  
• Third Interaction - When you interact with her she'll give you a task and again you'll be prompted with three different options. You'll want to choose the one that says, "With pleasure, my liege!" Upon doing so you'll be given the Samba de Esqueleto quest. You need to head to the Golem reign and be able to get into the Golem princess area with all the enemies. Head towards where you would go to reach the Drider Princess and you'll find something sparkling on the ground. Grab it and head back to the Skeleton Princess.
  
  The Bone Rattles in the area right before the Drider Princess.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - The fourth time you speak to her she'll speak about a ceremony being ready soon. You'll want to ask about the ceremony and follow through with the cutscene. The next two choices of dialogue you'll want to answer with will be, "Let's go with the spooky wedding!" and, "You're as classy as ever." Doing so will cause her to call off the wedding and she'll need some time before you speak to her again.
  
  
• Fifth Interaction - After waiting a day after the ceremony, you should be good to go and speak to her. This will eventually prompt you to with the princess route screen. Upon accepting your next task will be to recruit the princess. This can be done in quite a few ways. See the princess recruitment tab for details. I will add, the best way to sneak in when she's 'sleeping' will be using the Moonlit Glass Cloak on a clear night. She should be able to get pregnant if you use the Shorty Special, but if not go grab that Red String.

Setting Up the Marriage

• To get the next few quests you need to raise the love stat of the Skeleton Princess, Elaine, and then speak to her at the camp. Doing that will get you the next few quests, all of which are pretty easy to complete. There's only one single fight throughout the next two quests.
  
  
• First off, I'll explain how to do the Bringing Guests quest as easy as possible. You can either use The Death Not or go into the Old Church and just start recruiting the skeletons with the Hero Banner. You'll need the Skeleton Princess in your party to recruit them. You will need 20 skeleton progeny total, and then you'll need to dress them up. Quickest way to do that is to go to Lina, usually found in Faun's Tavern during the day, and buy 20 Mourning Vestments for 10,000 Swirlies. Once they're all dressed up you're good to go on this quest.
  
  One of the patterns for skeleton progeny. Useful if you don't know the layout.
  
  
• Secondly is finding the venue. You'll need to head up to the Kingdom Above and make your way to the monastery. You'll need to grab the veil to progress past the nuns guarding the path forward. You can get the veil by standing next to the two nuns guarding the area to the right. Eventually someone will come through carrying something and they'll walk forward. You'll then be able to go through and make your way to the end of the area. Grab the veil off the ground and you'll have to fight an undead nun. Never really had trouble with that part. Next you'll need to go back and go through the top left path with the nuns guarding. As long as you have the veil equipped on the Knight you'll be able to go through. Go to the Church in the back and then go to the very back of said Church. Go up the ladder, confront Michael, and then when he's defeated the quest will finish.
  
  The ladder in the back of the church area.

Marrying Elaine

• After you've done the previous two quests, you need to speak with Elaine at the camp again. She'll give you an item at this point and then the night will progress to the next day. I would recommend using the Mystery Box now. Equip the item she gave you and then allow yourself to be killed. Once you die you'll be on a raft in the Kingdom Below. After the cutscene ends, you'll make your way back through the area. I'm unsure if you need to do this, but I couldn't get the route to progress unless I got myself killed in the Kingdom Below. When I did that it put me back in the map where I was previously when I originally died.
  
  
• After you've managed to get out of the Kingdom Below and onto the mainland you'll need to get a pair of Cucco Wings from the Tinkerer. Afterwards head to the sewer and make your way up to the left. The door should be open and you should be able to go through to the lift as long as it's night. Go up the ladder and interact with the button, you'll be able to go to the Kingdom Above. Once you've reached the Kingdom Above you just need to make your way to the Monastery, and then up to where you fought Michael. Voila, your route is done.

Slime Princess Route

Before you start the Slime Princess route you'll need to gain 10 affinity with her just for easy access. However, be warned, this route requires you to save the Slime Princess from a siege. You will also want the Cucco Wings and the gas mask.

Meeting Slime Princess
There are five different interactions with the Slime Princess and one quest she gives while she's still on the throne. I'll go through and show you what to answer to get the best outcome.

• First Interaction - With the first time you speak to her she'll ask if you're familiar with monsters, and you'll want to respond saying you don't mind monsters.
  
  
• Second Interaction - The second time you speak to her she'll begin worrying about her reign, and you'll want to assure her that depending on others isn't bad.
  
  
• Third Interaction - She'll be gone for the third interaction, so walk up to the slime pool she's usually in. You'll see something in the water and you'll want to check it out. After the cutscene plays you'll want to embrace her.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - This is where you'll get the quest for her. You'll just need to get Slime Salts. For this you just need the Merchant Princess to go to the Slime reign. From there you should be able to buy the slime salts from her. Return to the princess and you'll be fine.
  
  
• Fifth Interaction - At this point you should have high enough princess affinity, and nothing in the fifth interaction actually changes affinity. You can go about having another reign declare war and getting them to the siege.
  
  
• I would suggest making another reign declare war on Slime Princess with the influence menu, then keep helping whatever reign declared war until you see that her reign is under siege. Go in and save the princess, then follow the short fight to get the key to her room. At this point you'll have successfully added her to your team.

Starting Jellica's Route

• You need to raise Jellica's love stat at this point. Once you have it raised, speak to her at the camp and you'll get the quest Bubbling Emotions. For this quest you need to sneak into the Slime reign at night and get down into her area. The crevice you're looking for is on the right side.
  
  The place to jump down.
  
  
• The quest should automatically complete after the cutscene, and you won't have to sneak back out. At this point the next time you camp there should be a cutscene with the Knight and Jellica. This is the cutscene that will start her route. You may need to interact with Jellica to trigger the cutscene, I can't remember specifically. I would suggest leveling Jellica's combat stats after accepting her route, as well as equipping her with the optimized gear.
  
  
• Once you've accepted her route you'll be given the quest, "The Times They Are A-Bubblin." You'll need to empty your party of all but the Slime Princess and the Knight, then you'll need to head back over to the Slime reign and choose to go to the Pool of Slime. Go around the area and you'll eventually see some vines to climb down. Interact with the edge of the pool and you'll begin a cutscene.
  
  The edge of the slime pool.
  
  
• A cutscene will play and eventually you'll have to fight Dusk Princess as Slime Princess. You don't have to win this fight to progress the story, but if you do win this fight you get an achievement called "Peak Slime Performance." The two of them will eventually fall into the slime pool and you'll be forced out of the Slime reign. At this point the Slime Titan will be chasing you, and you'll need to lead it north into the frozen area where Dragon Princess II is. When the Slime Titan reaches the area, she'll freeze. You'll then want to enter the Slime Titan, make sure you have the gas mask equipped beforehand.

Attack on.. Slime Titan

• Now that you're in the titan, you'll want to destroy 4 crystals and 3 portals. The first crystal you can find is actually in the water next to you. It's next to the waterfall on the right side, it should be bubbling. Interacting with it will cause the crystal to move and you'll be good to destroy it.
  
  This is the bubbling next to the waterfall.
  
  
• The second black crystal will be in the same area, and it's to the left side of the starting area. It's fairly obvious as to where that one is. Then you can get to destroying the first portal, it should be close by. You'll want to attack all of the portals inside of the portal, and then when they're closed you'll want to kill all the enemies. You'll be let out afterwards.
  
  
• Next you'll want to enter the black portal that'll teleport you to the next area. Once you're there immediately go to the right side. You'll be able to go through and walk to the next area. You'll see a crystal down a climbable set of vines. Go to it and destroy it. That will be your third crystal down.
  
  
• Go back to the previous area and go up, you should see another black portal that you'll want to go into. You should be transported to an island with yet another portal. Going through that second one should land you on another new area with a destroyable portal. Go inside, wreak havoc, exit.
  
  Island with two portals.
  
  
• After you've destroyed the second portal, go back to the island with two portals. Once you're there, just wait. Eventually the fourth black crystal will show up and you'll want to destroy it. It won't stop moving so you'll need to hit it will it's moving. Destroying that will cause another new portal to appear. Go through the new portal and navigate until you get to the very last destroyable portal. Once that's done you can go through the new portal that's appeared and it'll take you to the final area. There is no going back.
  
  
• This is the final boss, and during the fight you'll want to destroy the tree/core. That will prevent the other enemies from spawning, and then you'll want to do what you've been doing. Destroying portals and enemies. Use the Mystery Box during the fight. When the fight is over, the route is over. A cutscene will play and you'll have officially done the Slime Princess route.

Wyvern Princess Route

For this route all you'll really need is the Monastic Veil and the Cucco Wings, everything happens while in the route itself.

Meeting Wyvern Princess

• To meet Wyvern Princess you first need to head over to Wyvern Peak and make your way through the area. You'll head through a small cave and you can take the vines to get up to the area with an open doorway. You can take the wooden plank on the side and drop it down at the bottom where the arrow is. Makes it much easier to get up and down the area.
  
  Wyvern Peak.
  
  The entrance to the cave.
  
  The vines you can crawl up.
  
  The wooden plank in question.
  
  
• After you've done that you can head in and continue through to see the Wyvern Princess. She will attack you when she sees you. After the fight go ahead and interact with the Wyvern Princess, choose to take the choker off of her. This should prompt a scene and eventually you'll leave the area. Afterwards you need to leave and go to the overworld, whether you stay in Wyvern Peak or not is entirely up to you. You just need to come back the next day so you can speak to the Wyvern Princess again. After you've waited, head back to her and a cutscene will begin to play. The ending of this cutscene is what prompts you to either accept or decline her route.
  
  
• After you've accepted her route you'll be tasked with finding out where the collar comes from. Head to the Tinkerer in Clocktown. You'll be tasked with grabbing the materials for a new Beast Choker, which are a Bottled Fairy and a Leather Collar. The bottled fairy can be gotten in the Fairy Forest, you have to capture one yourself. The Leather Collar can be bought from the Merchant Princess when she's at the Tavern. Return to the Tinkerer and craft a Beast Choker.
  
  The Tinkerer in Clocktown.
  
  Bottling a fairy in the Fairy Forest.
  
  Buying the Leather Collar off of the Merchant Princess.
  
  
• After you've crafted the collar you want to head to the Frozen Stick Village. That's all the way up north on the other island connected to Dragon Princess II's area. It's the small village in the bottom right with the ship port. Go into the house with the fish symbol hanging and interact with the fish barrel that's roughly in the back center of the room. Doing so should give you the Lumpy Frish.
  
  The Frozen Stick Village.
  
  The house with all the fish barrels.
  
  The fish barrel in question.
  
  
• Now that you have the Lumpy Frish, go ahead and eat it. You'll be given a key that can be used in the nearby tower. It will lead to a room with a skeleton, interacting with that skeleton with point you in the direction you need to go now, which just so happens to be the Monastery.
  
  Tower where you use the key.
  
  The door you use the key on.
  
  The skeleton you interact with.

Following The Clues

• Before heading to the Monastery I would recommend going and having the corruption cleared from Wyvern Princess. You can do this at the Chapel so long as you've finished the Princess Purity questline. After clearing her corruption you'll be able to go to the Sky Lift and ask the nun there about the ripped fabric. Take the Sky Lift up and head over to the Monastery. You'll want to get the Monastic Veil if you don't have it. I'll explain how really quick. Stand on the right side where the two nuns are guarding the passage way. Wait for someone to either go in or out, they'll move allowing you to go through. Head towards the end of the area, grab the veil, and then fight the undead nun.
  
  The Monastery.
  
  The nuns guarding the right path.
  
  The veil at the end of the area in front of the coffin.
  
  
• After you've got the veil, head on over to the top left. Go through the passage with the two nuns guarding the door. As long as you're wearing the veil you'll be allowed through. Walk through and go to the left side where a nun is sitting at a table. Speak to her and you'll get the Archives Key. Walk out of the area and go to the door in the middle, interact with it and use the key. Go inside, loot the two chests, and you're good to leave the Monastery. The thing you wanted was the Spire Pantheon Key.
  
  The nun who gives you the Archives Key.
  
  The door that the key is used on.
  
  
• When you've done that you need to wait for night, then head over to the Queen's Castle. It's the building quite close to the Monastery. Head to the right side and avoid the guards. Follow the path up and as long as you have Wyvern Princess in your party you should see Dusk Princess suddenly disappear. Lastly, camp in the Kingdom Above at night and you should see a letter appear. Reading it will set you on the path to ending the route.
  
  The red arrow is indicating you to interact with the letter.

Finishing the Route

• At this point you will be at the last point before you've reached the point of no return. I suggest using the Mystery Box before continuing past this point. At night head back to the Queen's Castle and go through the area until you get to the cutscene with Dusk Princess. You'll get the Study Key at some point throughout this and then you'll be attacked. Kill them and head back to the garden area. You should see a black portal on the ground, interacting with it will cause an event to take place. After that happens, go to the door at the bottom of the map and walk through.
  
  The portal that causes the event.
  
  The door at the bottom of the area.
  
  
• Now that you're in the last bit, you just need to head over to the door that's next to the save crystal. You can interact with it and use the Study Key to open it. Go to the room to the right once inside the study, break the crystal on the table and a door will appear. Go through the door and destroy all four portals on the ground, followed by the monsters. Continue going on and eventually you'll get a cutscene, followed by a boss fight. After the fight another cutscene takes place and the route is over.

Reset Route (Turtle Shell)

The turtle shell route will allow you to essentially shoot your game into the next game cycle. This will upgrade your Knight trait you have equipped and as long as you have the Mystery Box, you'll be able to save whatever items you grabbed as well.

Accessing the Turtle Shell

• For this you're going to need a way to fly, as well as the ability to resist the poison. So I'd recommend getting the gas mask, officially called the G4sM-ausk from the Tinkerer. I'd also recommend getting the Cucco Wings just to be sure you have a method of flight even if you don't have any progeny. You'll also want a mace of some kind so you can break any breakable rocks that you need to.
  
  
• Head to the Wyvern Peak and make your way to the back of the area, going forward into the Crystal Crater and jumping down. Once you jump down you can hit the false wall at the back of the room and head forward to the Kingdom Below. Once you arrive at the Kingdom Below you need to wander into the purple, misty area that causes the poison damage. Go into the Slumbering City and look on the right side of the area for the turtle shell that has a blue glow.
  
  
• Lastly you'll want to enter the turtle shell and just wait. Eventually you'll be given the option to return to the start of your adventure, which will essentially fast forward you into another NG+ cycle.
  
  A picture of the turtle shell with the blue glow.

~~~~ Major Princesses ~~~~

This is another section that's going to act as a buffer between sections. The major princesses are going to be the ones with reigns, and I'm not going to include the princesses with routes because I've already explained their reign stuff in their routes. Almost all of them require you to raise their affinity through their reign before doing their route.

You will want 10 reign affinity for all of this reigns, just to make everything significantly easier. For some of the harder reigns I would definitely suggest visiting the brothel and visiting the actual reign itself. Sometimes you can find people willing to commit sexy time with you to get reign affinity up.

Bird Princess

Unlike the other reigns, you'll find her in the building at the very front of the area, the Talon Launchpad.

Interactions

• First Interaction - In the first interaction she'll get fed up and storm out of the Talon Launchpad. At this point you'll want to head to the back of the nest and enter the Bird Princess's room. Talking to the guard outside will let you enter. She'll end up giving you a quest to get her migraine medicine called "One Bird With Two Pills."
  
  
• One Bird With Two Pills - This is pretty simple, you don't even need wings to do it. You'll be sent to ride the dragon carriage right outside the bird cage, which will take you to the Dragon Queen's Castle. Go inside and walk forward until you can interact with a dragon. You'll be given the migraine medicine and you just need to head back to the Bird Princess, she will still be in her room.
  
  The dragon carriage you can ride.
  
  The Dragon Queen's Castle.
  
  
• Second Interaction - For the second interaction with Bird Princess you'll need to have at least one war happening in your game. If you have a war happening, go ahead and speak to Bird Princess. She'll make you help out with stamping, which is as simple as stamping the kingdom that is currently at war.
  
  
• Third Interaction - There aren't any choices that will affect your relationship with her in this, but your princess affinity will still raise. Outside of the Talon Launchpad to the right you'll be able to see a dragon annoyed with some birds.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - This interaction will have you going to the Dragon Queen's Castle with the Bird Princess. You'll have a cutscene and eventually you'll be given the Gazer Prison key. If you accept the mission you'll be given the quest, "One Cage For Another."
  
  The option to start the quest.
  
  
• One Cage For Another - For this quest you'll be sent to the Gazer Prison, which is in the north region of the map. You need to walk to the beach to the right and be able to swim in the water, whether through progeny or through the Fish Lungs. Once you're inside you need to either avoid the Gazers or kill them before they can raise they alarm. You'll find two holes underneath the boxes in the bottom cells, it's the one to the left that you want. Going through should allow you to go into the sewers underneath. There should be a ladder with an iron door in front of it, I don't know if you have to clear the area of Gazers but after I did I went back to the previous area and then came back into the sewers and it was open. Go up the ladder and you'll be on the main floor of the prison, the ladder you need should be the one directly next to you which will lead up to the bird in prison. Let her go free and then make your way out through the way you just came.
  
  This is the Gazer Prison.
  
  This is the hole you need to go in.
  
  
• Now you should be able to freely impregnate and recruit the Bird Princess. There used to be a glitch where you could only use the Red Thread Rings to impregnate her, so if all else fails there's your answer.

Desert Princess

Interactions

• First Interaction - The first time you speak to her she'll ask you why you're here, and it won't matter which option you pick. They'll both increase your princess affinity.
  
  
• Second Interaction - First you'll want to agree to staying in a room when she asks if you'd like to have a room prepared. Secondly you'll want to face the thing in the dark, which will end up not being anything. Once you're in the Moon Festival head to the Merchant Princess and buy the Cinder Ribbon. Afterwards you'll want to stand at the front and interact with it, waiting for the Desert Princess to show up. After a cutscene happens and Sphinx Princess jumps onto stage, you'll want to offer your help when you're prompted.
  
  
• Third Interaction - You'll notice the Desert Princess is at odds right now, you'll want to tell her to stay calm. And after that you'll want to suggest she comes with you, then gift her the Cinder Ribbon. A short cutscene will play and then you'll have gotten the Desert Princess to join your party. This will give you the quest, "Clawing Your Way Ahead." This one's real easy, just head to the pyramid, go through the rooms until you find Sphinx on the floor. Leave Kobold Princess with her, if you don't have Kobold in your team you'll be forced to leave Desert Princess. Go up the stairs and fight Crusader Princess, afterwards the quest will be over.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - The fourth time you speak to her she'll invite you to the bath. Accept her invitation and then dance to her tune when you're prompted. You'll slip in the bath and then the interaction will come to an end.
  
  
• At this point you should have the required affinity to impregnate and recruit her. Remember, shorty special and oxytocin salts are your best friend.

Finhead Princess

To get to the Finhead area you'll likely have to take a ship, but there is a glitch in the came where you can land on the water if you try long enough. I usually get it quicker than it would take me to find the boat and travel to the docks.

Interactions

• First Interaction - The first time you speak to the Finhead Princess she'll belittle you, but it's no matter as you'll need to get on the floor to raise her affinity.
  
  
• Second Interaction - In the second interaction the quest, "Trench Investigation," will begin. This quest is essentially her entire questline at the moment, with one or two things available outside of it. Before you start this quest you will want the ability to breath underwater, whether Fish Lungs, progeny, or etc. You'll also want a sword and some sleeping powder.
  
  
• Trench Investigation: Part 1 - For the first part of the quest you'll want to head to the trench itself, which is to the right side of the Diamond Seashell. You'll be greeted with a cutscene and then you just need to make your way through the area until you get to a wall that's blocked by coral. Hit the coral with your sword and go inside, you'll eventually fall down and you need to walk to the left and interact with Dragon Princess IV. Once you've done that you need to head back to Finhead Princess and speak with her. Speaking with her here is where you'll get locked into the Finhead region until you sneak into her room. The exit to the DPIV area is the vines on the wall, just follow them up and you can exit through there.
  
  Entrance to the Trench.
  
  The hole in the wall blocked by coral.
  
  The vines on the wall that let you leave.
  
  
• Trench Investigation: Part 2 - Once you've spoken with the Finhead Princess during the day and she's locked you into the Diamond Seashell, you'll need to speak with her at night. So you'll need to infiltrate her room, get past her guards, and then interact with her. Doing so will trigger a cutscene, as well as a spicy scene. After which you'll need to once again speak with her, but this time it'll be in the morning. Unfortunately you'll need to sneak back into her room during the night, but this time you need to go through the passage on the wall.
  
  The passage on the wall in question.
  
  
• Trench Investigation: Part 3 - For this you'll just need to head back down to Dragon Princess IV, a cutscene will play, the two will talk, and you'll just need to head back up to the area you came from. On the way back Finhead Princess will be attacked and you'll need to kill it before it can get away. Once that's over the quest will be finished.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - We're skipping over the third interaction because it technically already took place during the Trench Investigation quest. There's no dialogue options for this one, but this will raise your princess affinity.
  
  
• Fifth Interaction - Personally I'm unaware of a fifth interaction as I've not managed to get it to happen, but she does talk about something with a dragon stone I believe. The wiki says to answer her fifth conversation with, "No," but I've not gotten to the point. Digging around the Discord people have mentioned something happening when her reign falls, so she may need to be in your party when her reign falls? Needs more testing on my part, but if you know something don't be afraid to mention it in the comments.
  
  
• Anyways, by time you're done with the fourth interaction she'll be available to recruit through one of the various methods.

Goblin Princess

Interactions

• First Interaction - Nothing will really happen when you first speak to her, you'll just need to pester her again for anything to happen. She pretty much just writes you off in the first interaction.
  
  
• Second Interaction - This time you'll be given the quest, "Thinking Greens." It's a real simple one that just needs you to sell a box. Go up to the Human reign and you should be prompted by someone. Do not tell them the product is from the Goblins. At this point just take the first offer of Swirlies he gives you and head back to the Goblin reign.
  
  
• Third Interaction - From here on out any time you interact with the Goblin Princess it needs to just be the Knight in the party. The third time you speak with the Goblin Princess you'll trigger a spicy scene. Afterwards this interaction is pretty much over.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - For this one you'll be tasked with delivering a shorty special. You'll head down to the slave area and you need to interact with the mermaid slave. At this point you just need to pay her no mind. I would recommend saving her in a different playthrough, as this is how you get the achievement for saving all 3 mermaid sisters.
  
  
• Fifth Interaction - There aren't any affinity gains in losses in this one. You should be free to recruit her from the various methods once she hits 2 hearts, but I'd recommend draining all of her dialogue before doing so.

Golem Princess

Interactions

• First Interaction - Before you can do anything with Golem Princess you need to get a Bottled Butterfly. Then you'll be able to speak with her. You should be given a quest called, "Living Under a Rock." You'll be tasked with finding out what's up with all the webs. You need to wander around her area and clear the tubes in front of the stairs on the right side of the room. Head inside and you'll be able to interact with a few things that will show someone has been living here. Head back to the Golem Princess to report your findings and then you need to go back to the area and defeat the Drider Princess. You will want to spare her each time. Afterwards you need to head back to the Golem Princess.
  
  Room with the tubes blocking the way.
  
  Hole where the Drider Princess is staying.
  
  The bed you interact with to confirm someone's been staying here.
  
  
• Second Interaction - For this you'll be tasked with solving a fight between the two princesses. For this you need to choose that being a Golem has it's merits.
  
  
• Third Interaction - The third time you speak with Golem Princess you should have to do a small activity with her. This won't change your affinity at all, so you're good to fly through it.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - You'll be given the quest, "The Key to Her Heart," if you accept the quest. This will have you going out to find the item Golem Princess has requested. It'll be in the Pyramid on the first floor, but it'll be on the right side. You'll want to head back to Golem Princess after getting the item.
  
  Where the Golem is standing.
  
  
• Fifth Interaction - With this the Golem Princess will declare war on quite a few reigns, usually. It makes her diplomacy with all other reigns go down by 3. So I'd recommend getting her off the throne as soon as possible now that you can recruit her.

Harvest Princess

Interactions

• First Interaction - The first time you speak with Harvest Princess you'll begin the quest, "For Whom the Bell Tolls." This quest will essentially be all of her interactions, and depending on the route you take with it you'll be able to get Scarecrow Princess. You'll be tasked with finding out where her Cardinal Bell went.
  
  
• For Whom the Bell Tolls: Part 1 - For the first part of this quest you'll want to sneak into the Harvest Princess's house at night and interact with the sack of flour close to the entrance. You'll find a key to the windmill when you do so. Head on down to the basement and interact with the empty table, confirming that something was taken. You'll then want to head over to the Scarecrow Fields, which is the pathway to the right of the area. The windmill is towards the top part of the area, very obvious when you see it. Go up the ladder and enter the windmill with the key, a cutscene should play. Afterwards you'll want to return to the Harvest Princess during the day.
  
  The flour the key is inside of.
  
  The stairs to get down to the basement.
  
  The base of the windmill.
  
  
• For Whom the Bell Tolls: Part 2 - After you spoke to the Harvest Princess and she's coming up with a plan, you'll just want to come back the next day and speak with her again. She should at this point give you a new costume that you'll be using to sneak into the PumpKing's area at night. So do exactly that. Wear the new outfit and head back over to the Scarecrow Fields at night time. The building on the bottom that's blocked by three scarecrows should now have two guards in front of it. You'll be allowed to pass so long as you're wearing that outfit. Once you're inside a cutscene will play and you'll want to return to Harvest Princess in the morning.
  
  The building where PumpKing resides.
  
  
• For Whom the Bell Tolls: Part 3 - At this point you'll want to speak with the Harvest Princess until you get to the point where she's running away from the Knight. You'll need to chase and interact with her each time. Eventually she'll corner herself in her room and the Knight will close the door behind him. Afterwards you're going to want to make sure you do not take your hand away. I would suggest going back to the PumpKing area at night at least once and going off to the right side of the room. Go up the ladder and enter the doorway, you'll have a cutscene with Scarecrow Princess and she'll give you some candy.
  
  The ladder that leads to the Scarecrow Princess.
  
  
• Making Your Choice - This is where you make the choice to either go for Harvest Princess or Scarecrow Princess. If you want to make the Harvest Princess step down, you need to sneak into her room at night and tell her to abdicate. This will be an option highlighted in red. If you have at least 4 princess affinity with Harvest Princess, she'll join your party. You need the Prince Knight trait for this. If you want to keep Harvest Princess on the throne, you need to sneak in to the PumpKing area at night and speak with PumpKing. Tell him the deal's off and you'll proceed to fight him. He drops the Cardinal Bell on death. You can either keep it or give it to the Princess to complete her storyline.

Human Princess

Interactions

• First Interaction - The first time you speak with the Human Princess she'll ask you how you like the town. You'll want to answer with, "Looks fine as it is," or if you tell her there could use more decorations you want to suggest she adds princess statues.
  
  
• Second Interaction - In this interaction you'll be in a battle, winning this battle will prompt the Princess to ask you to touch her hand. You'll want to grasp it for the maximum princess affinity.
  
  
• Third Interaction - She'll take you to the garden, and you'll want to answer with, "This is a bit... sad," followed by, "Just say the word, my queen!" This will net you another princess affinity point.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - You'll be asked to close your eyes in this one, which is the option you'll want to choose. She'll take you down to the dungeon and you'll want to answer with, "I understand, Princess." Afterwards this interaction will come to an end and she'll take you back up to the top.
  
  
• Fifth Interaction - There isn't any affinity changes in this interaction, and it should be the final one. You should be able to recruit the Human Princess prior to the fifth interaction, but I suggest watching it anyways.

Quests

• Our Personable Pretty Princess - For this quest you'll want to buy the Pink Iron costume from the Merchant Princess while she's in the Tavern. Then you need to gift this item to the Human Princess. You cannot sneak in at night and change her wardrobe, otherwise it will not begin the quest. Once you have gifted the Pink Iron costume to the Human Princess while she's still on the throne, she'll leave. Speak to her again and you'll see a map on her throne. You need to save the Human Princess from the goblin camp just south of the Human reign. After you do so the quest will complete.
  
  
• Hands Tied - For this quest I would suggest maxing out the Princess's combat stats and optimizing her gear before doing anything else. Yes you will have to have recruited the Human Princess at this point before you can get this quest, hence the upgrading her combat stats. Once you've recruited her you may need to raise her love stat, I can't say for sure. You should be able to speak with the Human Princess a few times at your camp and eventually she'll disappear from your camp, giving you the quest. She'll be at the goblin camp she was captured at during the previous quest. When you head over there you want to let her handle it, and then you'll fight the boss as the Human Princess.
  Note: You may have to a few camp scenes with Ghost, Cat, and Finhead princess. I saw the camp scene with Ghost and Cat princess, but I couldn't get the one with Finhead to happen. I still got the quest after talking to Human Princess though, so you may not need the other camp events.

Insect Princess

Interactions

• First Interaction - The first time you speak to her can be at any point, whether she's above ground or still in the Kingdom Below. You'll want to obey her order to throw the boy down the hole.
  
  
• Second Interaction - From here on out the Insect reign needs to have moved to the surface, which is accomplished when the Human reign falls. In my experience it takes quite a few days to happen, but it will happen eventually. When you speak to her you'll want to answer with, "Don't provoke me princess," whenever the prompt shows up.
  
  
• Third Interaction - There will be no options to change affinity in the third meeting with the Insect Princess.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - Speaking to her this time around will give you the quest, "Flycatcher." This will have you seeking out the Knight/Bandit Princess. She's going to be in the tent pretty close to the Insect reign. You have to attack and kill her, though you can spare her and still complete the quest with no issue. I spared her and nothing has come about of it yet, might be implemented in the future?
  
  
• Fifth Interaction - The fifth interaction is only available if you've completed the previous quest. This won't change any affinity and by this point you will have been able to recruit her.
  
  
• Sixth Interaction - Once you've recruited her you may need to raise her love stat for this, but you should be able to speak with her a few times. She should bring you back to the Kingdom Below to grab something, and once the scenes are over you'll obtain the Lump on a Stick.

Mermaid Princess

Interactions

• First Interaction - The first time you speak to her will be when you first get to the Mermaid reign and enter the area where the Mermaid Princess resides. No one will be there, but they will show up. After speaking with her you'll be forced out and you won't be able to leave until you speak with the mermaid next to the chest. This will cause a cutscene to play and from there you can finally leave the area.
  
  The mermaid that needs to be interacted with.
  
  
• Second Interaction - The second time you speak with the Mermaid Princess will be when you talk about the mermaid that was kidnapped by the Spika. You'll be given a quest to save the kidnapped mermaid, which is easy to do. You need to head to the Deep Merk, run along the right side until you get pulled into a cutscene. When it ends avoid the Spika shadow and leave the area, the quest will end. If you want the, "Sisters in Peril," achievement you need to save those two sisters, then you need to save the third one from the Goblin reign. She's the mermaid you interact with that pleads for escape.
  
  Entrance to the Deep Merk.
  
  
• Third Interaction - The third time you speak with her should give you 3 Frenzy Anemone and access to the raid tunnels, which basically just lets you fast travel to the Slime, Golem, Goblin, and Cat reigns.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - This will begin the quest Deep Investigation. This quest is not complete currently, so don't be taken aback when you can't find the Old Barnacle again at the end of the quest.
  
  
• Deep Investigation: Part 1 - You'll first be tasked with looking around the Mermaid reign to find the Old Fishhead. She'll be in the Deep Merk at the bottom right. There's a crevice that you'll want to go inside and you'll be able to find a Strange Barnacle in the room. You need to go back to the Mermaid Princess at this point, to which she'll give you the lure for the Spika.
  
  The crack in the Deep Merk that you need to go into to find the Strange Barnacle.
  
  
• Deep Investigation: Part 2 - After being given the Spika lure you just need to head back to the crack where you found the Strange Barnacle. Kill the Spika and you'll be met with the Old Fishhead. You'll want to speak with her and then you'll be set for getting to the next part of the quest. You need to get the Selkie Harp.
  
  
• Deep Investigation: Part 3 - For the next part you'll want a Mermaid progeny and the Tear Lantern from the Tinkerer. The Tear Lantern is available if you bring a Mermaid Tear and 20 cogs to the Tinkerer. The Mermaid Tear is the glowing thing in the Deep Merk, it's spawn is kinda funky so I hope you get lucky. I did not. (Thank God for the save editor.) Once you have the Tear Lantern, head down to the Deep Merk and interact with Selkie while you have the lantern equipped. She'll not like the light and eventually will attack. Kill her and equip your Mermaid Progeny with the, "Selkies Veil." Then interact with the area blocked off by the stone, should be right behind where you found Selkie. Go in, interact with the bubbling thing on the wall, interact with the elevator, make your way through, take the Selkie Harp from the chest, and leave. Now you want to use the Selkie Harp on any progeny that isn't a mermaid. This will turn them into a mermaid. Currently this is where the quest ends, as it seems the Old Barnacle is not able to found in the game.
  
  Selkie you need to kill.

Moth Princess

Interactions

• First Interaction - You'll need to cut down the three different cocoons to access the Moth reign. You can do this with a progeny that can use Caestus-type weapons. I usually just use the Kobold Princess and unlock it early in the game. There's two on the right side and then one on the left side. You'll need to do this at night so you can actually interact with the Moth Princess. The entrance to the area is in the bottom right corner, it'll take you to a place with a large tree. Enter the tree and cut down the weeds blocking the door. You can then interact with the Moth Princess.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - I'm skipping the other interactions because they don't have any choices that affect affinity. In this interaction you'll want to criticize her after she does her thing to the other knight.
  
  
• Fifth Interaction - For this you'll need to interact with her during the day. Her room will be covered in a thick haze and you need to make your way to her. You'll be transported into a dream and you just need to chase after the Moth Princess until she walks to the cocoon and disappears. Just keep hitting that cocoon until everything goes black.
  
  
• Sixth Interaction - This is another interaction that has no affinity change, so you're free to watch this then recruit her in any way you deem necessary.

Mouse Princess

Interactions

• First Interaction - The first two times you speak to her will be dialogue and story, no affinity changes will happen whatsoever.
  
  
• Third Interaction - The third time you speak with her she'll give you a quest called, "That Classic Cave Grind." You'll want to go talk to the mouse standing next to the minecart. You'll just need to ride the minecart and kill something with it while riding. This should happen automatically. Afterwards you just need to head back to the Mouse Princess.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - You'll be given a piece of armor and given a dialogue option. You'll want to thank her in this scenario as not to lose any affinity.
  
  
• Fifth Interaction - In the fifth interaction she'll ask you to come to her room at night and provide the method to do so. You'll need to seek out the sewer in the top left of the area. You should be able to enter and make your way through until you find a ladder. Climb it and then make your way into her room, be careful not to disturb the other mice. I would suggest just eloping with her at that moment. I believe you'll need to have cleared the Wendigo Princess out of the cave through one method or another to recruit Mouse Princess.

Rabbit Princess

Interactions

• First Interaction - Nothing special will happen in the first interaction with Rabbit Princess.
  
  
• Second Interaction - I believe this is the encounter with the other knight getting rejected. You don't need to choose either option, but I usually flirt with her because I can't speak to women in real life.
  
  
• Third Interaction - Speaking to her this time she'll be dealing with her kids. After watching that cutscene you'll just want to console her when you're able to.
  
  
• Fourth Interaction - This time you'll get a quest called, "Because It's Rabbit Season." It's pretty simple and can be done in one small time frame. Head over to the building to the left, the door should be cracked now. You'll want to stop the little rabbit. This will cause you to turn into a rabbit yourself. You'll want to head all the way over to the right, that's where the inn is. Rest there and when you wake up you'll want to interact with the knight helmet on the left.
  
  Cracked door where the children went.
  
  The inn on the right side of the area.
  
  The knight helmet on the table.
  
  
• Fifth Interaction - You'll need to have completed the quest to get to this interaction. You'll basically just be going to the Rabbit Princess during the day after the events of the previous quest and telling her what happened. You should now be able to recruit her after this quest is over.

~~~~ Unique Progeny ~~~~

Another section to act as a buffer. These progeny are going to be the one's needed for the achievements. They all have unique abilities, though I don't personally use them in battle. I just collect them like off brand Pokemon and let them sit in my vault, just like every generation's Pokedex.

Leveling the love stat of all the unique progeny should get you access to a sexy time scene. Also the princess progeny can be used to battle-♥♥♥♥ and collect sperm if you don't want to corrupt one of your main girls. I don't believe the progeny princesses can be turned into succubi.

Amelie

Amelie is able to be found just wandering around the map, she's the one that looks like an armored Kobold that rides a horse.


Recruiting Amelie

• First you'll want to speak with her in the overworld. I usually choose the polite greeting, but I'm unsure if this affects her recruitment at all. You'll need to speak with her again, possibly at a later time, and she'll tell you to meet with her at Faun's Tavern. Once you do find her in the Tavern, interact with her and drink with her. After this you should wake up the next morning and you'll be able to get a new quest from the guild lady if you speak to her at night. This is the quest called, "Happy Family Reunion."
  
  
• Happy Family Reunion - First thing you want to do is go to the Human reign and enter the slums. I believe you should get a prompt for it as soon as you walk into the Human reign. You'll want to head upstairs and interact with his belongings, a note specifically if I remember correctly. You need to head over to the Mimic's Crypt and kill things until you're able to open the door to the room with the skeleton in it. Interact with this skeleton and you'll be given the Paladin's Relic. Afterwards you'll want to head to the Chapel and talk to the nun at the very front. You will need to have completed the level 0 quest called Princess Purity. Afterwards you just want to go and find Amelie again and when her dialogue is done you'll want to head back over to the guild to complete the quest.
  
  Mimic's Crypt room with the skeleton in it.
  
  
• Now that you've completed the quest you'll just need to wait for her to show up at the Tavern again. Drinking with her and choosing the funny joke option should allow you to recruit her.

Crusader Princess

Crusader Princess requires the completion of the quest Clawing Your Way Ahead, given by the Desert Princess. After you've done that you're safe to follow this guide.

Recruiting Crusader Princess

• This one requires access to the Monastery in the Kingdom Above. You'll want the Cucco Wings or a flying progeny to reach it, as well as the Monastic Veil. The veil is simple to get and you can do it while you're at the Monastery. Head over to the right and wait next to the two nuns guarding the way until someone either enters or exit that area. They'll move out of the way and you can slip in. Head through the area, grab the veil, kill the undead nun, and you're all good.
  
  The Monastery.
  
  The nuns moving after I waited for the one with the box to come through.
  
  
• Now that you have the veil you just need to come back to the Monastery at night. Head through the path on the top left that's guarded by the two nuns. You'll be fine as long as you wear the veil. Go to the Church in the back of the Monastery go to the right side. You'll see a gleam that's larger than the others, you can enter through there. Walk to the sword in the middle and interact with it. Voila, you have the Crusader Princess.
  
  Path you need to take to reach the Church.
  
  The side you're able to enter to get into the Church.
  
  The sword you need to interact with to summon and recruit Crusader Princess.

Crystal Princess

Crystal Princess requires you to have completed the level 1 Knights Inc quest Crystal Fever. Assuming you've successfully done that, you'll be fine to continue recruiting her.

Recruiting Crystal Princess

• This one's incredibly simple. Just head over to Wyvern Peak and go to the back of the area where all the crystals are. Jump down and hit the sleeping crystal/rock with a weapon that you'd regularly use to break rocks. You can then interact with her and use the Unusual Crystal you got from the Crystal Fever quest. Well done, you've now unlocked the Crystal Princess.
  
  Wyvern Peak from the overworld.
  
  The back of the area that leads to the Crystal Crater.
  
  Crystal Princess.
  
  The false wall at the back of the room to get out.
  
  
• Hit the back wall with a weapon used to break things and then kinda just shimmy your way around the right side. You'll eventually show up in that room on the right and you can climb the vines to get out.

Dokuro

This one's kind of a hassle. By far the hardest unique progeny to get, though that isn't to say that the progeny is actually hard to get. Just the most complicated.

Recruiting Dokuro

• This method, according to the wiki, is not required to meet her it just boosts the chances significantly. Though when I used this method I got her the very same night that I finished the method. All in all you'll want the Soul Whistle, available from Merchant Princess when she's in the Skeleton reign, and the ability to make sweet love to a northern reign and whatever southern reign you feel like committing sins with (can't be the Goblin reign). I would suggest Human for north reign and Rabbit for south reign.
  
  
• Once you've got enough affinity to declare war with a northern reign, you'll want to declare war on the Skeleton reign and then help out your friends until the skeletons are under siege. Ignore the reign and head straight for the Skeleton princess. Tell her to abdicate and then slay her. Once you've done that I would suggest making sure you have 10 affinity with whatever southern reign you're using to declare war on the Goblin reign.
  
  
• Head over to the Chapel and go to the basement, that's where the Putridarium is. Use the Soul Whistle and interact with the soul of Skeleton Princess. Use the second wish, "Death: March!" to decrease the Kingdom Lifeforce by 200. Once you've done that, go ahead and make your way to the reign you're going to use to declare war on the Goblins. Help them out till the Goblin reign is under siege, go to the princess and make her abdicate. Don't kill her this time around, just make her leave.
  
  
• Once you're done with that you should be good to head over to the Moth's Forest and find her. If you don't find her immediately I would suggest just checking every day. I was able to find her immediately after the Goblin siege was over.
  
  The place I found Dokuro.

Eldritch Princess

The Eldritch Princess can be recruited almost as soon as the game begins, right out of the tutorial. In fact, my first time encountering her was literally right out of the tutorial and I decided to wander into the forest next to the Slime reign.

Recruiting Eldritch Princess

• Eldritch Princess is by the easiest princess in the game to recruit. You find the giant squirming tentacle inside of some random area, hell it even moves locations to follow you around, walk into it and bam. You'll be greeted with the Eldritch Princess. Interact with her and shuffle through her dialogue, at the end of it she'll join your party and you'll be back in the overworld.
  
  This is the tentacle that takes you to the Eldritch Princess.

Mimic Princess

Recruiting Mimic Princess

• To get Mimic Princess you'll just need to find and defeat all the mimics in the world. This is also how you get the Mystery Box item. I'll list all the locations along with pictures just to show off where they are.
  
  
• First Mimic is going to be where Acerola is, at that broken bridge. You'll want to get the water flowing through the area and the interact with the boulders to just across to the other side. Go into the cave and walk until you see the chest. That's the mimic you need to kill.
  
  The Acerola Mimic, also known as the Mushroom Cave Mimic.
  
  
• Second Mimic is going to be in the Desert Oasis. Walk into the Oasis and it's quite literally just going to be right in front of you. Kill it and you're on to the next one.
  
  The Oasis Mimic.
  
  
• Third Mimic is in the Kobold Mines. If you played the tutorial you may have already killed it, if not, head over there and do so now.
  
  The Kobold Mines Mimic.
  
  
• Fourth Mimic is going to be in the Pyramid in the desert. It's the one in front of the room with the spikes. Kill it and you're down to three remaining.
  
  The Pyramid Mimic.
  
  
• Fifth Mimic is going to be at Dragon Princess II's castle. It's to the left side of the entrance. Very visible once you're there. Kill it and move on.
  
  The Dragon Princess II Castle Mimic.
  
  
• Sixth Mimic is going to be in the Grim Forest. It's off to the right area on the side of that stream. Kill that one and you're down to the very last one.
  
  The Grim Forest Mimic.
  
  
• Seventh, and final, Mimic is going to be in Mimic's Crypt. It'll be the second door that opens when you're killing enemies. Kill the mimic and then leave the Crypt.
  
  The Mimic's Crypt Mimic.
  
  
• Now that you've killed all seven mimics, you're going to want to go back into the Mimic's Crypt and progress through the area until you get to the door with an arrow above it. Interact with it and then interact with the gray chest. That's Mimic Princess. She'll tell you to continue through the dungeon, interacting with her on the other floors. Doing so will net you a sexy scene and the Mystery Box, but not the Mimic Princess herself.
  
  
• Once you've done that, you need to start the Ninja Princess's quest. That will be explained in her page. Once you've got the combination and all three keys, head to the bank and open the three doors. Put in the code and you'll be free to grab the loot from the area. The gray chest is, you guessed it, the Mimic Princess. You can now recruit her by interacting with her.

Moss Princess

To unlock Moss Princess you're going to want to make sure that you've followed the guide on Desert Princess, Sphinx Princess, and Lamia Princess. All of those princesses essentially domino into each other to unlock the area you need to get to.

Recruiting Moss Princess

• After you've unlocked Lamia Princess you need to head over to the Desert Oasis. You'll be able to speak with the Lamia there, if there isn't a Lamia there you should still be able to go into the area that you couldn't beforehand.
  
  This is the Desert Oasis I'm speaking of, if you don't know.
  
  
• Once you're in the Lamia area you need to figure out the puzzle with the braziers. You need to match two of them at a time and you can only use two guesses. For example, if your first two guesses don't match you won't be able to guess any more without reloading the area. If you guess the first two correctly, you will now have two more guesses. Be careful, the answer to this riddle is not the same in every play through.
  
  This is what mine ended up looking like.
  
  
• Now that you can enter the Sunken Ruins, you're gonna wanna make sure you have the Fish Lungs on you so that you can go underwater. Anyways, there's 5 levers you need to pull. The first two are in the first area. The first one is obvious, as it's just right there. But the other one is hidden in a side room, so make your way past the first lever and into the crevice in the wall. It'll be in the very back and on the wall.
  
  This is the first lever.
  
  This is the hole in the wall.
  
  This is the second lever.
  
  
• Now you'll want to head over to that area with the water in the top right. Just make your way through until you see more areas. The third lever will be in the room with all the pillars, this will cause a golem to spawn when you interact with it. Kill it and be on to the next two levers. The next one is actually going to be in the top left path, and then the last one is going to be after all the water streams at the bottom. Little tip here, if you let yourself get hit by the water you can just run through them while your Knight is acting dazed.
  
  This is the third lever.
  
  This is the fourth lever.
  
  This is the fifth, and final, lever.
  
  
• With all of those turned, head back to the beginning of the dungeon and you should get locked into the area. Kill the things that show up, claim your reward, then you're free to leave. Coming into the area, I believe you can do it immediately as long as you reload the area, you'll be able to get Moss Princess. She'll be in the area where you fought the golem.
  
  The Moss Princess. There's meant to be a cutscene that triggers as soon as you walk in the door, so if it doesn't trigger just walk in and out a few times.

Scarecrow Princess

Almost the entirety of this questline has been explained in Harvest Princess's page. Follow that until you get to the part where you need to make a decision.

Recruiting Scarecrow Princess

• If you've forced the Harvest Princess to abdicate by sneaking into her room at night, the Scarecrow Princess will be the new Princess of the area. You can bribe her guard by giving them the very same candy Scarecrow Princess has been giving you, the Candy Corn. Speak with Scarecrow Princess and eventually she'll join your party.

Wendigo Princess

The only thing you may want to recruit Wendigo Princess is the ability to do a good bit of damage. It's not required, just makes things easier.

Recruiting Wendigo Princess

• Head over to the Rock Tunnel North, the one that leads to Clocktown. Just follow the rails until you're right in front of the Chimps. Once you're there make your way left and enter the hole in the wall. Wendigo Princess will be inside in her Wendigo form. A cutscene will play and you will want to choose to intensely stare at her. Afterwards you'll be prompted again, you'll want to choose to tame her with your chivalrous spirit. When you've done that she'll motion for you to follow her and you just need to follow her through the area to the top right. When you get to the tower a cutscene will trigger.
  
  
• After the cutscene you can go inside and clear the room, then speak with Wendigo Princess. Doing this will cause her to run away to the next floor. You just need to go upstairs and clear the room, then speak with her again. She'll run away once more and you just need to follow after her. A cutscene will happen when you get close to her and after that whole thing happens you'll be able to recruit her then.

~~~~ Minor Princesses ~~~~

This is another buffer section. These are going to be princesses that don't have a whole lot to do with the story, but have an effect in one way or another. They're not hard to obtain or interact with, and some of them actually have uses outside of a one-off sex scene. Most of the stuff with these minor princesses are going to be quite short.

Drider Princess

The Drider Princess only becomes available if you've progressed the Golem Princess to the point where Drider apologizes to Golem. You can only interact with Drider Princess at night in the area where you originally found her.

Interactions

• The first time you talk with Drider Princess at night she'll think you've come back to finish the job and kill her. Eventually she'll realize that you didn't come to kill her and will calm down.
  
  
• The second time you talk with Drider Princess she'll ask you if you've offered your services today, and you'll want to respond with yes. She'll continue talking afterwards and eventually the interaction will end.
  
  
• The third time you interact with her she'll question why you keep coming back, then she'll start worrying about herself. You'll just want to tell her that you don't mind it. She'll keep speaking and eventually offer a gift, you should accept it and then be on your way. You have to wait till the next night before speaking to her again. Up until now you should've been able to speak with her these three times all in the same instance.
  
  
• The fourth time you interact with her she'll have finished your gift. At this point she'll move down south where Mary-Annette usually is. Go into the now open cave and head to the back. There should be a door that you can unblock by attacking it with any kind of spell, I specifically used Kobold Princess's spell and it worked.
  
  
• Speaking with her will allow you to buy some things from her. I'm pretty sure you can buy a few things from her and then come back at a later date for a sexy scene, that's what happened in my experience at the very least. The wiki claims there's another scene after the two get funky, where the Knight notices some eggs and Drider says they're his. If you take the eggs they will hatch into drider progeny.

Fairy Princess

Interactions

• As far as I know, the only thing you can really do with Fairy Princess is the small quest of hers. This will unlock sexy time with her once a day, and I believe the ability to do the very same with all the fairies in the forest. Speak with her once and you'll be given the quest to do. All you want to do is head over to Faun's Tavern and speak with Lizz, the Goblin prostitute. You'll be able to ask about the bracelet and eventually you can buy it off of her for 2000 Swirlies.
  
  
• After grabbing the bracelet you can return to Fairy Princess to trigger a spicy scene. This should allow you to do it with her once a day from this point on. This is just about the only thing she's used for as far as I'm aware.

Faun Princess

Interactions

• This is really only useful to change the look of Faun in the Tavern, as well as trigger a scene with Faun. To do this all you'll need to do is head over to Maiden's Dairies during the day. Go to the merchant and buy the Barmaid Gown. Then you want to head over to Faun and give her the outfit. Afterwards you'll notice a red arrow hovering over a chair, this will cause the scene to begin.

Frog Princess

Interactions

• The first few times you interact with Frog Princess it'll be when she's in the pond area. Interact with her for the first time and grab the Frog Girl Bath Water from her. Then you want to head out of the area and walk back in. This should trigger a scene where the Knight is looking at some frog eggs. This will prompt a scene between the two so that the Knight can fertilize the eggs. This egg scene is only available during Springbloom and Heatfall, keep that in mind. Once you've done this you will have unlocked the Nature's Pad. This is pretty much only used to get that one achievement.
  
  
• For the next part of her short storyline, you'll want to do the level 4 Knights Inc quest called, "Down the Drain!" This just has you running to the sewer and grabbing that fire leaf. After you've done that quest you need to make your way back into the sewer and go right until some frogs spawn. Kill those frogs, loot the chest, and run back to the Frog Princess with your shiny new toy. You'll want to hand her that toy, and she'll disappear for a few days.
  
  
• After you've given her the idol, you'll need to wait a few days before you can see her again. When you do feel like seeing her again, you now have to go to the sewer and walk right until you see a gate that's now open. Entering that will show the new area she's moved into. You can interact with her and do a few things while you're there.

Gazer Princess

Interactions

• The Gazer Princess can be found in the Gazer Prison, obviously. She doesn't do a whole lot, but you should be able to talk to her and ask about the project she has. This should begin an event where every day an event called the Gazer Walk will take place. This is basically just a fashion show, and you can participate either as a watcher or as one of the contestants. Successfully winning will give you the Gazer Medal. Apparently one of the best ways to win is to put the Monastic Veil on one of the progeny that can have it on.

Lamia Princess

Interactions

• You'll encounter Lamia Princess while doing stuff for Sphinx Princess, as it's in Sphinx's dungeon where you'll find the secret path that leads to the Lamia Princess. I'll show exactly how to get there in the Sphinx Princess section. Once you do get to the Lamia Princess you'll just need to break the rocks near the exit and it'll trigger a cutscene. Once that cutscene is over you'll be able to find the Lamias in the Desert Oasis, along with a new area that's tied to the Moss Princess.

Ninja Princess

Interactions

• Ninja Princess is first found at night in the Mouse Clocktown right next to the bank. She'll give you a quest called, "The Heist!" She'll give you a combination to the vault below, but first you need to get all three keys to access the basement where the vault actually is.
  
  Ninja Princess on the side of the bank.
  
  
• The first key can be found by interacting with the people inside the bank and saying yes to a lost key that they found. This will give you your first key needed to get down to the basement.
  
  The NPC I interacted with to get the first key.
  
  
• The second key can be found by going to the second floor of the bank and interacting with the mouse in the second room. This will initiate sexy time, afterwards she'll give you the second key you need.
  
  Mouse that hands over the second key.
  
  
• The third key you need to either have a Cinder Ribbon clone of Mouse Princess or Mouse Princess herself. As you'll need to speak with the Chimp on the second floor of the bank to grab the third key.
  
  The safe with the third key inside.
  
  
• Once you have all the keys go ahead and use all three to reach the basement of the bank. Use the combination that you were given, it should be in your books section. Doing this will open the vault and you'll be able to loot to your heart's content. You're specifically looking for the Shadow Scarf though, as this is what the Ninja Princess is seeking. Once you've gotten the scarf she should steal it from you the next time you go to camp. After she steals it there will be a red arrow telling you to check the area. You need to steal back what was stolen. Head to the slums in the Human reign.
  
  
• Once you're in the slums go ahead and interact with the house furthest in the back. You'll want to enter through the door on the left and immediately start chasing after the Ninja Princess. When you catch her there will be a spicy scene and you'll realize that was a fake. Now you'll want to head over to the brazier that isn't on fire and interact with it. This will open a secret entrance in the top right of the room.
  
  
• Once you go down there, you'll want to interact with the box in the top left first. This will get you the Shadow Scarf, it's actually one incredibly useful item in my experience. Makes your crit chance go through the roof because of the stealth effect. Now you'll want to interact with the other box twice so that you can hide in it. Once you're hidden just make sure to choose to endure it as many times as it prompts you. This will leave you on the ocean in the ship with the Ninja Princess, from here on she'll ask you to close your eyes and if you do so you'll get another spicy scene.

Sphinx Princess

Interactions

• Sphinx is going to be unlocked by doing the Desert Princess's quest. Once you have that done you'll be able to go speak to Sphinx at the top of the Pyramid. She'll tell you about her activity and that it'll take a few days to set up. I usually show up in two days and I'm able to do it, but I'm not too sure about the timing. So just keep checking up on it every now and then.
  
  
• Once you are able to do her dungeon, I'll show you exactly how to breeze through it. First, go to the left and step on the button. Once the room is open, hit that crystal and then interact with the sign on the wall. The correct answer here is 3. Go to the other side of the area, hit that crystal, and then interact with the sign on the wall. The answer here is 4. Once you do that you'll need to make your way up top while avoiding the constantly spawning boulders.
  
  The answer to the first room.
  
  The answer to the second room.
  
  
• Once you're up top you want to head left again and go down that route. This time you need to walk over the black part and make sure you don't fall down. I'll give you a tip, just hug the left side of that and you'll do fine. Also, that thing shooting shoots in beats of four so keep that in mind.
  
  The path you're going to want to follow to make it through the area.
  
  
• Once you walk across there you're going to want to go up top and interact with that sign on the wall. A skeleton will start following you and you'll need to kill it with the brazier in the hallway. Interact with it and it'll leave fire on the ground. You need to make sure the skeleton walks over the fire, so don't just sprint off to the next part.
  
  The mummy following after me into the line of fire.
  
  
• At this point you need to make your way back and instead go to the right. Interact with the statue and answer with whatever your Knight's name is. This will open a passage close to where you walked into the room. Go into it, jump down the wall, fight the enemies to get out, and then head back up top. If you go back to that room with the well you can now find an item waiting for you.
  
  Me answering the riddle.
  
  
• Once you've done that, head up top to the area with the save crystal. I'd recommend saving here as you're going to have a boss fight regardless of which direction you go. Go to where the skeleton is and just walk through the wall, keep shimmying your way to the left until you can go up. This should trigger a new passageway to open and you can go into it. Going into it will trigger a boss fight and then you can go down the stairs to access the Lamia Princess.
  
  Me staring down the hidden pasdsageway.
  
  Me heading towards the snake boss to get that Lamia Princess.
  
  
• When you're done with all that, see the Lamia Princess page, you can enter through that hole you just opened (if you left) and continue what you were doing. Make your way back to the save crystal and then just head right, this will be where you fight the boss and collect the reward. Doing the entire dungeon again will get you a spicy scene with Sphinx. Everything will be the same minus the boss, it'll have more health and do a bit more damage.

~~~~ Merchants ~~~~

Once again we have another buffer section. In this one I'm just going to explain what a majority of the merchants sell and where to find some of them. I should probably include the smiths in this section, but I'll do that at a later date.

Amy

Location
Amy can be found in a few different locations, so I'm just going to list them all quickly.

• Jungle Entrance, near the Brothel.
  
  
• At the Beach.
  
  
• In the Slime Docks.
  
  
• In the Cat Docks.
  
  
• At the Hammerhead Port.
  
  
• In the Frozen Stick Village.

Items
She sells a few different maid costumes every day, between 4-5 different ones. Each of them are sold for 1000 Swirlies. The selection of costumes changes every day and it's random which ones are sold.

Komachi

Location
Komachi is located in the Rocky Slope, south of Clocktown. Her cave is blocked by a few rocks that can be broken by the player, as well as the cave entrance if I'm remembering correctly. Walking to the back of the cave will cause her to appear, as well as a cutscene. You'll get a radiant quest where you need to feed her, which can be done with 3 Bottled Butterflies once a day. She'll die if you don't feed her within 7 days, and if you don't find her within the first 20 days of your game starting. You can permanently feed her with the Lump on a Stick. You can get this from the Insect Princess, at random from the Magic Silk, or from finding Lump on a Stick leftovers and having Merchant Princess fix it for 2000 Swirlies. If you do that you'll be able to straight up buy the outfits you want/don't have.

Items
Assuming you've given her the Lump on a Stick, you can buy each costume for 1000 Swirlies each. Otherwise you'll just be given one of them at random. Giving her the Lump on a Stick with also allow sexy time with Komachi.

Name	Description
Lizard Captive	Costume for Kobold Princess.
Turtle Love	Costume for Human Princess.
Vacuum Sphere	Costume for Slime Princess.
The Unscrewed	Costume for Golem Princess.
The Chain Chomper	Costume for Insect Princess.
Skull-Chan	Costume for Skeleton Princess.
Scorching Chains	Costume for Desert Princess.
Rattling Chains	Costume for Ghost Princess.
Ball & Nipple-Chain	Costume for Goblin Princess.
Wings Restraint	Costume for Moth Princess.
Chained Paws	Costume for Cat Princess.
The Muzzle	Costume for Dog Princess.
Cheese Gag	Costume for Mouse Princess.
Soft Cuffs	Costume for Rabbit Princess.
Hay Prison	Costume for Harvest Princess.
Caged Bird	Costume for Wyvern Princess.

Lina

Location
Lina will only show up in two places, and it's not guaranteed that she'll always show up. During the day she can show up in Faun's Tavern, and during the night she can show up at the Knight's camp. You can namely buy outfits from her, but she also sells one other item. Buying something from her will trigger her to ask for Princess Panties.

Items for Swirlies

Name	Description	Price
Royal Present	Gift the Royal Present to a princess to increase reign affinity by 1.	750
Kobold White Top	Costume for Kobold Princess.	500
Kobold Green Top	Costume for Kobold Princess.	500
Regal Dress	Costume for Human Princess.	500
Desert Bedlah	Costume for Desert Princess.	500
Goblin Pasties	Costume for Goblin Princess.	500
Old Cloth	Costume for Dog Princess.	500
Silk Lingerie	Costume for Moth Princess.	500
Night Gown	Costume for Ghost Princess.	500
China Dress	Costume for Cat Princess.	500
Mossy Plate	Costume for Golem Princess.	500
Mourning Vest	Costume for Skeleton Princess.	500
Mama's Apron	Costume for Rabbit Princess.	500
Baggy Sweater	Costume for Mouse Princess.	500
Covering Leaves	Costume for Faun Princess.	500
Dragon I Bikini	Costume for Dragon Princess I.	500
Dragon II Bikini	Costume for Dragon Princess II.	500
Dragon III Bikini	Costume for Dragon Princess III.	500

Merchant Princess - Part 1

Because Merchant Princess can show up in so many areas, I'm going to show off all the items she can sell in the different areas. Then you can look through and see where you want to send her. I'm going to be using the in-game descriptions.

Faun's Tavern

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
Princess Spring Water	"When you need to recover moisture, drink Princess Spring Water!"	400
Hand Axe	Small axe used for harvesting wood.	200
Caestus	Spikes appear on the head of this glove.	200
Short Sword	Light and easy-to-use short sword.	200
Wood Staff	Sturdy staff made of oak.	200
Mace	A circular club with metal spikes.	200
Spear	A short spear.	200
Knife	Your run-of-the-mill knife.	200
Katana	Has a slender sword inscription.	200
Casual Clothes	Very lightweight clothes.	200
Leather Collar	Collar that protects the neck.	200
Cotton Robe	A robe made of thick cotton.	200
Copper Brace	Hair ornaments made of copper.	200
Leather Mail	Armour made with overlapping leather.	200
Leather Hat	A hat made out of leather.	200
Chain Mail	Armour made with iron chains.	200
Chain Helm	Helmet made of iron chains.	200
Buckler	A small shield used to fend off attacks.	200
Wood Shield	A shield made with hard wood.	200
Scorching Whip	A whip drenched with the power of the sun.	2500
Love Whip	A whip drenched with the power of passion. Entrances the enemies hit by it!	2500
Swordsman Manual	A strange book with a hard cover. It looks normal, but it's surprisingly easy to read!	1000
Honey Syrup	Recovers 50% HP and 25% MP. May change some Princess' form!	750
Pink Iron	Costume for Human Princess. +25% ATK and DEf. Seals Lust.	750
Family Jewels	Semen turns into coins as you orgasm! You cannot get anyone pregnant this way, though.	3500

Bird Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	75
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	200
Mega Elixir	Recovers 50% MP.	400
Bird Lenses	Costume for Bird Princess.	1500
Bird Stamp	Use it to STAMP important documents in Bird Princess' Launchpad and protect the Kingdom.	5000

Cat Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Princess Spring Water	"When you need to recover moisture, drink Princess Spring Water!"	400
Empty Princess Urn	An empty urn. Can contain the soul of a Princess.	150
Nya-Nya Doll	A cursed and malicious item, decreases LUK by 50% but increases MDF by 50%. May cause long-term effects.	500
Padded Nekomimi	Hat made of warm and silky cat fur! Grants ice resistance.	1000

Desert Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
Spicy Mansaf	Spicy lamb meat with rice! The sweat cools off the body, making the mansaf a popular dish between nomads across the desert.	350
Princess Spring Water	"When you need to recover moisture, drink Princess Spring Water!"	400
Empty Princess Urn	An empty urn. Can contain the soul of a Princess.	150
Cinder Ribbon	Produces a perfect copy of the wearer!	1850
Empty Moon Whip	A whip drenched with the power of the night.	2500
Scorching Whip	A whip drenched with the power of the sun.	2500
Peacock Fan	This large fan can be used to drive rainy clouds away.	25000

Desert Reign, Moon Festival Only

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	45
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	135
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	225
Empty Princess Urn	An empty urn. Can contain the soul of a Princess.	135
Cinder Ribbon	Produces a perfect copy of the wearer!	1665
Empty Moon Whip	A whip drenched with the power of the night.	2250
Scorching Whip	A whip drenched with the power of the sun.	2250
Love Whip	A whip drenched with the power of passion. Entrances the enemies hit by it!	2250

Finhead Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	75
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	200
Mega Elixir	Recovers 50% MP.	400
Bubbly Soap	Just a rub, and your team will be enveloped in a durable bubble.	200
Pearl Earrings	A precious jewel of the sea.	2750
Ruby Ring	A precious jewel of the sea.	2750
Coral Necklace	A precious jewel of the sea.	2750

Frozen Stick Village

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
CREAM	The sweetest, nevermelting, ice cream of the whole Kingdom! Grants heat resistance.	750

Merchant Princess - Part 2

Ghost Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
Empty Princess Urn	An empty urn. Can contain the soul of a Princess.	150
Soul Whistle	With a blow of this bone whistle the souls of the dead will lend you their aid.	50
Moonlight Glass Cloak	Become selectively corporeal on clear nights. Enemies won't notice you until you're too close.	7500

Goblin Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Princess Spring Water	"When you need to recover moisture, drink Princess Spring Water!"	400
Empty Princess Urn	An empty urn. Can contain the soul of a Princess.	150
Green Deceit	"Oh, you!" With this cute mask on you will not be judged for any wrongdoing you'll commit!	7500
Mole's Claw	Claw-shaped fist weapon.	750

Golem Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
Empty Princess Urn	An empty urn. Can contain the soul of a Princess.	150

Hammerhead Port

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
Mega Elixir	Recovers 50% MP.	400
Bubbly Soap	Just a rub, and your team will be enveloped inside a durable bubble. Grants underwater movement.	500
Crunchy Red	Fist weapon obtained from Little Red's pincer. Hardens greatly underwater!	10000

Harvest Reign
The Harvest Reign will have an additional item for sale during Bitterlead, that will be the Pumpkin Head.

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
Princess Spring Water	"When you need to recover moisture, drink Princess Spring Water!"	400
Prize-Winning Carrot	+2 affinity with beast-type princesses. Destroyed upon removal.	1000
Pumpkin Head	An encarved pumpkin head! Put it on your head and scare your friends!	350

Human Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
Princess Spring Water	"When you need to recover moisture, drink Princess Spring Water!"	400
Empty Princess Urn	An empty urn. Can contain the soul of a Princess.	150
Pink Iron	Costume for Human Princess.	750
Queen of Hearts	Costume for Rabbit Princess.	3500
Silver Spoon	Sheltered princesses are born with one in their mouth!	3500

Insect Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
Empty Princess Urn	An empty urn. Can contain the soul of a Princess.	150
Honey Syrup	Recovers 50% HP and 25% MP. May change some princess' form!	750
Lump Pills	Children are born 10 times faster!	2500

Moth Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Empty Princess Urn	An empty urn. Can contain the soul of a Princess.	150
Wish Wisp	This little wisp can grant you many wishes, if you manage to convince it.	500
Honey Syrup	Recovers 50% HP and 25% MP. May change some princess' form!	750

Mouse Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
Chocolate Whoopie-Pie	Creamy filled between two chocolate biscuits. It's loved by rodents! Recovers 800 HP.	400
Princess Spring Water	"When you need to recover moisture, drink Princess Spring Water!"	400
Unbuttoned Lab Coat	Costume for Mouse Princess.	1500
Digital Hourglass	A golden hourglass. You can equip it to always know what time it is!	2500
Family Jewels	Semen turns into coins as you orgasm! You cannot get anyone pregnant this way, though.	3500

Rabbit Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Mega Potion	Recovers 250 HP.	150
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
Rabbit Sangaree	Party drink made from wine that every rabbit loves! Recovers 85 MP. Grants frost resistance.	170
Chateau Lapin	Premium wine from the rabbits' vineyards. Recovers 500 MP. Grants frost resistance.	1000
Princess Spring Water	"When you need to recover moisture, drink Princess Spring Water!"	400
Empty Princess Urn	An empty urn. Can contain the soul of a Princess.	150
Rabbit Furcoat	Robes made of warm and soft rabbit fur! Grants ice resistance.	1000
Lapin Headband	Change the race of the progeny equipping it to rabbit.	1000
Mama's Slippers	Children have a chance to be born with one extra point to allocate!	2500

Skeleton Reign

Name	Description	Price
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
Empty Princess Urn	An empty urn. Can contain the soul of a Princess.	150
Bone Magnet	Attract bones to you like a magnet!	1500
Soul Whistle	With a blow of this bone whistle the souls of the dead will lend you their aid.	4500

Merchant Princess - Part 3

Slime Reign

Name	Description	Price
Potion	Recovers 150 HP.	50
Elixir	Recovers 25% MP.	250
Nectar	Delicious nectar, directly from the insects to YOU.	100
Empty Princess Urn	An empty urn. Can contain the soul of a princess.	150
Honey Syrup	Recovers 50% HP and 25% MP. May change some princess' form!	750
Shifting Core	The wearer's cells become unstable and slimy! Its effects are unknown...	1000

Quest Only Items

Quest	Area	Name	Description	Price
The Undergarments Thief	Faun's Tavern	Stolen Panties	A pair of used panties, stolen from the room of a princess.	200
Slimy Sea Salts	Slime Reign	Slime's Salts	Slime Princess asked you to acquire these salts with portentous properties.	500

R-005TY (Rusty)

Before you can do anything with Rusty, you'll want to gather 20 cogs and give them to him. You need to activate him as a merchant, which will be the only option available so long as you don't have the forge built in the Kobold Princess route. He is located in the Golem reign, Ancient Battlefield. Every day you use him you have to give him 1 cog.

Items

Name	Description	Price
Wood	Building material.	150
Stone	Building and crafting material.	100
Crystal	Building material.	500
Wish Wisp	This little wisp can grant you many wishes, if you manage to convince it.	300

Tinkerer

Trevor

Trevor is going to be located in Faun's Tavern at night. The first time you buy something from him you'll have the chance to hear him out, this will let you trade princess panties for items.

Items for Swirlies

Name	Description	Price
Sleep Powder	Just a sniff of this powder and you won't be able to wake from your sleep. Handle with caution!	500
Testos-X	With its new formula, this aphrodisiac could make anyone fall at your feet! It has many uses, make sure to try it out in many occasions!	500
Oxytocin Salts	Medicine you can use to shorten the length of a princess' pregnancy!	1500

Items for Princess Panties

Name	Description
Epic Nyarn	Costume for Cat Princess.
Lady of the Night Vest	Costume for Moth Princess.
White Flower Garments	Costume for Human Princess.
Bikini of Extreme Wealth	Costume for Dragon Princess I.
Expanded Spandex	Costume for Rabbit Princess.
Abyssal Explorer	Costume for Rabbit Princess.

~~~~ Camp Events ~~~~

I'm going to tell you which different princesses have campfire events with each other, and then I'll let you experience them on your own time. The way they're ordered with be who they react to, I'll provide the image so you can look at it yourself if you'd like.

Kobold Princess Reacts To

• Insect Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Cat Princess - No special requirements.

Human Princess Reacts To

• Goblin Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Moth Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Cat Princess - No special requirements.

Slime Princess Reacts To

• Kobold Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Insect Princess - Only with Lump on a Stick
  
  
• Skeleton Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Desert Princess - No special requirements.

Golem Princess Reacts To

• Human Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Ghost Princess - No special requirements.

Insect Princess Reacts To

• Golem Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Moth Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Cat Princess - No special requirements.

Skeleton Princess Reacts To

• Ghost Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Dog Princess - No special requirements.

Ghost Princess Reacts To

• Human Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Desert Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Cat Princess - No special requirements.

Goblin Princess Reacts To

• Kobold Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Dog Princess - No special requirements.

Moth Princess Reacts To
Buy the Blue Lantern.

• Slime Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Desert Princess - No special requirements.

Dog Princess Reacts To

• Kobold Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Human Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Skeleton Princess - No special requirements.

Mouse Princess Reacts To

• Slime Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Golem Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Cat Princess - No special requirements.

Rabbit Princess Reacts To

• Human Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Insect Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Goblin Princess - No special requirements.

Harvest Princess Reacts To

• Kobold Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Skeleton Princess - No special requirements.

Wyvern Princess Reacts Top

• Golem Princess - No special requirements.

Finhead Princess Reacts To

• Human Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Dog Princess - No special requirements.

Mermaid Princess Reacts To

• Ghost Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Goblin Princess - No special requirements.
  
  
• Cat Princess - No special requirements.

~~~~ Achievements ~~~~

The achievements are called medals in-game, but as far as I know every medal is an actual steam achievement in and of itself. So I'm going to explain how to get each and every Steam achievement in order of rarity.

Bronze

"Princess, I've come for you!"
Save a princess during an enemy siege.
Requires at least 3 Affinity to convince a princess to join your party, saving herself from the siege.

A Day for Giving
Trade a costume for a Chillbite Blessing costume.
Chillbite event happens during Chillbite (Winter), the event is hosted on the West side of the Cryotunnels between the 21st and 28th of the season. You will need to have Cucco Wings from the Tinkerer or a flying progeny to reach the island, or you could just take the ship at the Cat Docks and travel through the East side of the Cryotunnels to the West side, you will still need Fish Lungs from the Tinkerer or a progeny that has water breathing to travel through the Cryotunnels.

Beginner Bunny
Get 10 progeny.

Bottled Up Fairies
Catch a fairy.
The Fairy Forest. North region, west coast.

Doing Laundry
Steal a pair of panties.
At night, infiltrate a princess' chambers and steal the panties in her room.

Fell into the Kitchen
Defeat LeChef using the pitfall trap in his room.
Requires a seige on the Human Reign. Save the princess. Open the gate by pushing the food onto both buttons. Lead LeChef around the left side of the table and 'hide' behind the open trap on the trap's right side.

For a Few Swirlies More
Amass 20000 Swirlies.

Get Down
Reach the Kingdom Below.

Get Far
Reach the southern half of the Kingdom.

Get High
Reach the Kingdom Above.
Take the Sky Lift by the Harvest Reign.

Hidden Rose
Get insights on a princess from Pruna.
Speak to Pruna a few times, you'll get a quest to hide a bud in a princess' room. You'll then be able to speak with Pruna to acquire info about them.

Make Princess Not Conquest
Have sex with an NPC.

Nothing Like the First Time
Get 1 progeny.

Off to a Good Start
Beat the tutorial.
The tutorial is over when the Knight defeats Dragon Princess I in the Kobold Mines.

People's Hero
Reach 10 affinity with any reign.

Predators - Frog Princess
Have frog "magic" transform one of your progeny.
Take an insect or moth progeny to the lily pad and rest there.

Princess' Lover
Reach 5 relationship points with any princess.

Quester
Complete a quest for the "Knights INC."

Rock Smash
Break 50 stones.

Stranger in the Night
Sneak into a princess' bedroom and have sex with her.
When sleeping, infiltrate a princess' chambers and have sex with her. Requires: The minimum Princess Affinity (3 generally). Easiest with Goblin, she requires 1 Princess Affinity. Desert requires 2.

Surprise!
Obtain an egg of any race.

Sweet Tooth
Obtain a SpookFest costume from PumpKing.
PumpKing cannot be dead, Spookfest is during the Bitterleaf season. Acquire 5 candy corn and offer it to the PumpKing for a costume.

Sword for Hire
Win a field battle.
Between any two reigns, join and win a battle.

Tea Day
Witness a Tea Party.
There will be a dragon courier that can fly you to the Tea Party.

The Bulwark
Defend a city from an enemy siege.

The Die is Cast
Enter a princess route.

Thicc
Unlock a Princess' THICC form.
To do this you need to max out their weight.

Thorny Reward
Obtain a Bloomgaze costume in the Rose Caravan.
Only obtainable during the Bloomspring season.

You Spin My Head
Kill 5 enemies in a single tornado attack.
Rapidly press the attack button while using an axe or hammer.

Silver

Apple & Hippo Salad
Slay a Hippopotus.
Head to the jungle in the south region. You'll need to go through the jungle to reach the hippo.

Beginner Flow-Traveler
Discover one of the secrets in "The Flow."
Head to the top left corner of Mouse Clocktown. Enter the house and go to the right side, you can get past the door in the back. Interact with Rin and complete the quest, "Go with the Flow." The trick to knowing what code you want is the set of three numbers that repeats three times. When you're done with that quest go to Rin's house and enter the code 436.

Chisel and Rice
Slay a Chiseled Crab.
Should be a Knights Inc quest. You can find it in the Jewel Trench near the Diamond Seashell.

Crystal Miner
Upgrade the Kobold's mining equipment.
Follow the Kobold Princess' route until you can build a forge. Give 20 cogs to Rusty and select Smith. You can now upgrade your different tools at the forge.

Death Not
Resurrect a skeleton using The Death Not.
The Death Not can be found in the Skeleton's Reign, the old church. It's on the left side in a chest.

Deep Frying
Slay a Spika.
Mermaid Princess progress required. You could also use the level 9 Knights Inc quest.

Dragon Frittata
Obtain a Dragon egg.

Dungon Master - Huge Treasure Dungeon
Reach the end of the Huge Treasure Dungeon (Mimic's Crypt).

Dungeon Master - Sphinx' Fortress
Reach the end of the Sphinx' Fortress.
Desert Princess progress required.

Dungeon Master - Sunken Temple
Reach the end of the Sunken Temple.
Lamia Princess scene completion is necessary.

Expert Bunny
Get 50 progeny.

For a LOT Swirlies More
Amass 50000 Swirlies.

Inseminator
Get a princess pregnant.

Kingdom Fried Chicken
Slay a King Cucco.
Spawns in the forest next to the Slime reign.

Maximum Chub
Have a princess reach her maximum weight.

Messenger of Peace
Have no reign fall for a whole month of in-game time.
You need to prevent any reigns from being conquered for four weeks.

New Companions - Amelie
Recruit Amelie.
See the page in the guide.

New Companions - Crusader Princess
Recruit Crusader Princess.
See the page in the guide.

New Companions - Crystal Princess
Recruit Crystal Princess.
See the page in the guide.

New Companions - Dokuro
Recruit Dokuro.
See the page in the guide.

New Companions - Eldritch Princess
Recruit Eldritch Princess.
See the page in the guide.

New Companions - Mimic Princess
Recruit Mimic Princess.
See the page in the guide.

New Companions - Moss Princess
Recruit Moss Princess.
See the page in the guide.

New Companions - Scarecrow Princess
Recruit Scarecrow Princess.
See the page in the guide.

New Companions - Wendigo Princess
Recruit Wendigo Princess.
See the page in the guide.

Peak Slime Performance
Beat Dusk Princess using only Slime Princess.
See Slime route page in the guide.

Prismatic Egg
Obtain a prismatic egg.
Use the S.C.R.A.B. on an egg.

Sisters in Peril
Save the 3 mermaid sisters.
Two of them are in the Mermaid Princess' story. The second one can be rescued from the Goblin reign during a Goblin Princess interaction. See both the Mermaid Princess and Goblin Princess pages in the guide.

Slaver
Buy a slave at a goblin auction.
You need to progress the Goblin Princess' story to get the Slaver Pass, then join an auction.

Stranger in the Night
Unlock a princess' succubus form.
Allow a princess to get battle-♥♥♥♥♥♥ till she reaches maximum corruption. Afterwards camp at night and she'll turn into a succubus.

The Beast
Beat Dragon Princess III.
This requires completion of the Cat Princess route, see the page in the guide.

Upgraded Knight
Reach the maximum level with the Knight.
Max level is 30, this should take nearly 300000 Swirlies according to the wiki.

Upgraded Princess
Reach the maximum level with a princess.
Max level is 20, should take around 200000 Swirlies going off of the previous estimate.

Gold

Absolutely Flawless
Complete the tutorial without taking any damage.

Cat End - Good
Complete the good ending of the Cat Princess route.

Chilly Queen
Awaken the spirit of the Chillbite blessing within you.
Your system clock needs to be on Christmas day, December 25th. After which you'll need to sit on the ice throne for 1 minute during the Chillbite event. You'll be teleported to a new area. When you pick up the Chillbite Crown the ice statues will thaw and you'll have to fight them.

Croaking Up
Help Frog Princess lay 12 eggs.

Dancing Djinn
Get a perfect score in the "Dancing Djinn" quest.

Dog End - Good
Complete the good ending of the Dog Princess route.

Dragon I End - Good
Complete the good ending of the Dragon Princess I route.

Dragon II End - Good
Complete the good ending of the Dragon Princess II route.

Ghost End - Good
Complete the good ending of the Ghost Princess route.

Ghost End - Neutral
Complete the neutral ending of the Ghost Princess route.

Kobold End - Good
Complete the good ending of the Kobold Princess route.

Kobold End - Neutral
Complete the neutral ending of the Kobold Princess route.

Master Bunny
Get 100 progeny.

Moonlight
Obtain a Moonlit progeny.
The only way to obtain a moonlit progeny is through irl full moons. Currently you'll want to set your system clock to between November 8th and November 18th and they should have a chance of spawning. This information was acquired through the Discord server.

Quester Master
Reach Maximum level with Knights Inc.

Retirement Candies
Amass 500000 Swirlies in your bank account.
You'll need to go to the Mouse Clocktown and head to the bank. Get the Bank Book and just start mass depositing Swirlies. I recommend the Shorty Special + Family Jewels Brothel method.

Rock SMASH!
Break 500 stones.

Shine On
Get a shiny progeny.
Grab the Starjewel Hairclips from around the Crystal Princess' area. Makes things significantly easier.

Skeleton End - Good
Complete the good ending for the Skeleton Princess.

Slime End - Good
Complete the good ending for the Slime Princess.

Spooky Queen
Have Scarecrow Princess appear during a Spookfest.
While inside the PumpKing Barn during the SpookFest event, the lights will periodically go out. After a few seconds the lights will turn back on and one of the party goers will have disappeared. Only the non-harvest races will disappear so that in the end only the Scarecrows and Bumpkins will be left. After everyone's disappeared the lights will go out one more time and Scarecrow Princess will appear, then a short cutscene will play. This will only take place if your system clock is on Halloween day, October 31st.

Spooped
Obtain a Spooky progeny.
For this one you'll want to have the Spookfest event be taking place, and I believe you might need to have your system clock set to Halloween (October 31st) to encounter them. Correct me if I'm wrong.

To ♥♥♥♥ Them All is My Real Test
Have sex with 100 different NPCs.

We Have to go Back!
Loop the game using a turtle shell.
See the turtle shell route page in the guide.

Wyvern End - Good
Complete the good ending of the Wyvern Princess route.

~~~~ Save Editor ~~~~

I'm going to include the link to a very useful Steam guide for this game, if something screws up in the game I would 100% recommend using this to get yourself into a favorable position. I don't like making myself stupid op with it, but I do get frustrated when I'm unable to get a specific item or et cetera.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2605971489

Thank You!

Thank you for using my guide, I hope it helped out. Don't be afraid to comment some feedback or give me some pointers myself. If you'd like me to add different sections with new info go ahead and comment that as well, I plan to keep this thing update for a good while.

[HUMAN]

wow this game is DEEP holy shit

[DragonDreamer]

You reccomend the Prince Knight, but also make reccomendations based on sneaking in? It looks like sneaking in is also required for recruiting at least one princess?

[Phyren]

How do I get pregnant with KatP? I can't do it, so that I don't try to do it, she doesn't have a belly for a couple of dozen days

[deathplusanime]

how does one "sneak" into harvest princesses house?

[MDZ_WALEXAN]

Sphins's Pyramid - first room "if you want to continue, you will have to make two more requests", but I see one task with sphinxes in the second room and I couldn't find anything else.
What should I do?

[εx™]

Hello everyone!

First, I have to thank each and every one of you for your support on this guide! I only made this as a tool for myself and any lost souls who wanted some in-game guidance, so I never expected it to end up as the highest rated guide for this game.

Next, I must apologize for the sheer waiting period between the release of the guide and the update of the guide. I'm sure it must be taunting to see the promise of updates at the very beginning, only to find it's been left in the dust for years! But no more! Which leads me to my last point:

I'm finally back to update this old guide to the present! Though I must still ask for patience, as I'm starting the game fresh to see what all has changed in the last two years.

Thank you all again! It'll only be a little while longer!

[Jeroly]

Any idea when you will update the guide?

[Старк]

If the goblin kingdom fell during the Cat's route, then all that remains is to pass through the turtle shell?

[K9ofChaos]

@Syren Thanks for responding to my comments.

If I were to make a suggestion for how to rewrite the beginning tips, I would personally like it if it were turned into a step-by-step walkthrough on what to do first before you truly start playing game like the open world sandbox game it is. Preferably with the end goal of future-proofing your NG+ runs going forward. Though of course, I'm not saying to do that right away. Especially since you're still working on updating this guide to account for the latest game update.

I think what might've screwed me up was that I tried to bum rush into the Human Princess route without thinking things through. But you said that wooing the Goblin Princess Reign would give you access to the slave markets, right? Do the princesses get sexy slave outfits? Or are they in their default outfits when bought on the slave markets?

[εx™]

@K9ofChaos, I apologize for the often excessively worded segments. It's a bad habit of mine when writing. I would attempt to make a compressed section in the guide, but I'm currently working on adding the recent updates. I'll see if I can add a revision to the Beginning Tips to make it easier on you and the others using this guide.

The princesses, realistically, can be acquired as you see fit. Though it's often beneficial to grab Goblin Princess affection quickly to gain access to the slave trade. The other princesses you'd want to go for would be the route options, as they'll actually finish your game instead of having you infinitely in your current run.

And yes! That guide seems very good for money-making methods. Hope this helped, if you have any other questions/comments feel free to ask!