Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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The ultimate Subclass guide
By Jack The Wacky Pizza Man
In this guide I will tell you about the fascinating world of TF2 subclasses.
   
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Intro
In this guide I am gonna talk about the various subclasses TF2 has to offer. But before we start, for a more detailed explanation of how a subclass works, have a look at the part one of this guide where we discussed these superpowers and more.
Racist sniper
I think we all can agree that sniper is a very hard class. He can't fly, he has low health, and just overall sucks ass. And some people will let you know that sniper sucks ass over the ingame chat. A lot of sniper players are incredibly angry since they try to play the hardest class in the game and utterly fail, resulting in them getting killed. And if they do this for long enough, they will eventually become so angry that they will turn racist.
You will usually find these guys on maps like hightower or 2fort, where they will try to ruin your fun and call you racist slurs for their own enjoyment. You can usually spot them very easily, since they tend to have very edgy loadouts.
Also, they will almost certainly use the AWPer hand since it reminds them of their good old CS:GO days.
So how do you deal with these guys?

Well, it's actually quite easy.

The whole reason these guys are racist is because they are angry that they suck ass at the game, so all you need to do is be is remotly competent at the game to have a chance against them. I would recommend spy, since these guys will be camping at one side of the map and will have the situational awareness of a that one fish on that one cosmetic for pyro.

If you manage to dominate them, they will almost certainly call you racial slurs and then leave.
The "a-little-to-german" Medic
"Zhere is enough goofy gas for everyone!"
-Medic
These guys are no joke. If you see one of them, you are in for a bad time. My only advise: Get out of that match. You won't be able to kill them, since they tend to travel in groups. You have no chances against them, just accept that.
Leave the match and find a new server to play on. I have no other advise.
Furry pyro
You've all seen this one. It's a common one. And altough it isn't exclusive to pyro, he sure is the one you see most often. These guys will either wear the head prize or the cat's pajamas together with the cute suit.
They will always carry a Conscientous Objector, and will usually have the weirdest stuff on them. Mostly Hentai (In which case, pls get help) or anime girls (in which case, also pls get help).
As for their playstyle, well... they like to airblast spam.
Like a lot.
Like a lot a lot.
Like so much that if I was a fifth grader I would make a your mom joke.

Needless to say, they can be incredibly annoying and make people not be very fond of furries
Part 2?
I'm gonna make a part 2 later because I'm lazy. Instead, enjoy this screenshot of a golden pan:
2 Comments
Jack The Wacky Pizza Man  [author] Dec 6, 2022 @ 8:37am 
I indeed did, that's what part 2 is for
kat Dec 3, 2022 @ 8:11pm 
you forgot fat scout