"The War of the Bones's unfolds as a cautionary tale, shared by lawyer Ike N. Fesharonna (Teddy FreiBär™ ), with a client seeking a divorce. Ike narrates the story of the Bones's, a couple whose marital bliss ended in disaster. After 17 years of marriage, Clawdia (Gin the Cat) wants out of her marriage with the smug and conceited Rollo (Bones). The trouble is, neither one wants to part with their opulent home and the possessions they have filled it with. With the battle lines drawn, so begins a long and brutal divorce battle between husband and wife, reaching farcical heights that leave much of the house -- not to mention their lives -- in a complete shambles. Once in a lifetime comes a movie that will make you feel like falling in love all over again...this is not that movie."