Dustbowl players, get to know them to better counter them !

This guide is a joke for my TF2 friends I play with on Dustbowl+ (skial), don't take it seriously ; also the players order have no importance ;)
When it's possible, I use the first username I saw/remember, same thing for the loadout.
I don't work for skial, this group is not an advertisement.

(N.B. : If you aren't in, that's because either I don't know or I didn't find yet your loadout/nickname/counter, either we didn't play that much together !)


Made thanks to : https://loadout.tf/
Steam group : https://steamcommunity.com/groups/tf2loadout

Klimm

Main : Heavy

"Nickname" : Medic Magnet ; Random Crits Enjoyer ; Level 3 Heavy

How to counter ?
1) Call a vote to turn OFF random crits
2) Corrupt his medic(s)
3) Go heavy, followed by your new pocket medic(s) !

FugtigLos

Main : Berb ; "Pyro ****head"

"Nickname" : Berb Support

How to counter ?
1) Run fast !
OR
2) Ask his opinion on HENTAI SHREK TENTACLE content.

Ragnar Hairy-Trousers

Main : Berb

"Nickname" : Berb Challenger

How to counter ?
Run faster !

Mark Knopfler

Main : Berb

"Nickname" : Berb King

How to counter ?
Run as fast as possible !

NLN 123

Main : Berb Poet

"Nickname" : Piotr ; Mark Jr

How to counter ?
Feed with poisoned pierogi sandvich :x

Tortilla Gaming

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : BALKAN GAMING

How to counter ?
1) Change your name to "Tacos Gaming"
2) Show him who is the tastiest !

B-Movie Star

Main : Demo, Team Administrator

"Nickname" : Spawn Trapper

How to counter ?
Make sure an engi or a scout is covering your backyard !

Feconizm

Main : Pyro m2, Phlogger, Trolldier

"Nickname" : Backburner User ; Third Degree Enjoyer ; Zoomy Wanabee

How to counter ?
Go heavy and see if he can airblast bullets.

Gintsu

Main : Sniper

"Nickname" : Simo Häyhä Granddaughter AKA The Pink Death

How to counter ?
1) Call Mark and help him in his legendary chase for the "dumb pony sniper"
OR 2) Imply she is swedish...and bear fear the consequences of your actions

(peq)

Main : Sniper, Medic

"Nickname" : Simo Häyhä Grandson AKA the Curly Death

How to counter ?
Wait some minutes before he loses connection to the server... :(

<3

Main : Phlogger

"Nickname" : <3 phlog

How to counter ?
ANTI-PHLOG STRATS

DeMyku

Main : Medic ; Team Administrator

"Nickname" : Pan Enjoyer

How to counter ?
1) Duel him in a melee fight and make him regret !
OR
2) Call Gordon Ramsay for help

lol1k

Main : Berb

"Nickname" : Berb Legend

How to counter ?
Increase your skill level, you n00b haha !

BOT Jeremus

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : Mr Quotes ; Thermal Thruster Enjoyer

How to counter ?
Tell the server is a real bot and votekick him !

exo

Main : Soldier, Team Administrator ; Main Menu (xd)

"Nickname" : KRITZ ME DOC ! ; Mr !swapme

How to counter ?
Pyro M2 C:

yMka

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : Medic People

How to counter ?
Sing some 1978' song and look at the crazy dance steps

JakeBlade

Main : Sniper

"Nickname" : The P I S S W H A C K E R

How to counter ?
Dodge it !

christiaan

Main : Heavy

"Nickname" : Not a heavy main

How to counter ?
He hates snipers, so you know what to do...

Symbolic

Main : Demo, Trolldier

"Nickname" : Symbroccolic

How to counter ?
MGE

mailmeabout

Main : Spy

"Nickname" : Smeagol

How to counter ?
Protect your ring, and your back most of all !

Dr. Feelgood

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : Whistle enjoyer ; Spychecker medic

How to counter ?
Get better spy !

BiGs™

Main : Demo

"Nickname" : Habibigs ; The Notorious BiGs

How to counter ?
Speak in arabic with your mic, he will disturbed for few seconds !

Kalastajaeemeli

Main : Demojump, Roamer Soldier

Nickname : Hanaa Mika ; Kala Rovanperä

How to counter ?
Don't let him put stickies on the ground !

NoMaD_Monty

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : Montykritzzzz

How to counter ?
Don't let him pop !

KILLATRILLA

Main : Solly ?

"Nickname" : Black Box Enjoyer
How to counter ?
Pyro M2 ;)

Doc [[TOT]]

Main : Phlogger

"Nickname" : Where's mich ?

How to counter ?
1) Kill m1c9h7|6 and/or 2) ANTI-PHLOG STRATS

m1c9h7|6 [[TOT]]

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : Where's Doc ?

How to counter ?
Kill Doc and look at him desperately wasting his uber T__T

Schmidt

Main : Engineer

"Nickname" : The Engineer is Engi-here !

How to counter ?
Use a good sapper !

parasol SARS-CoV-2

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : I'm not a virus !

How to counter ?
Use vaccinator ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

zygy

(Searing Plasma unusual)

Main : Sniper ; Solly

"Nickname" : I miss...sometimes

How to counter ?
1) Play sniper for XXXX hours
Or 2) ASK GABEN TO REMOVE SNIPER CLASS ON NEXT UPDATE !

☑IZU [Moscow]

Main : Vote Caller

"Nickname" : The 10th class

How to counter ?
F2 !

Huntsman

Main : Huntsman

"Nickname" : I don't lie about the username

How to counter ?
1) Break his %%%%%% bow
OR 2) Become an airblast master to send him back his LOVELY arrows

powshi

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : Duckshi ; Gooseshi

How to counter ?
Call the "Huntsman" for some duck chase... :x

qtip

Main : Engi, Scout

"Nickname" : Backyard King

How to counter ?
STICKIES SPAM

xLord-J-1000x

Main : Photographer

"Nickname" : MyGod-U-6000screens

How to counter ?
Remove the screenshot key.

savage

Main : Soldier ?

"Nickname" : Wild Player

How to counter ? :
1) Watch "Man vs Wild" with BEAR GRYLLS
2) Learn the tactics about how to survive in hostile environment
3) Apply it against him !

师太饶了老衲吧2008

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : Crazy Doc

How to counter ?
Let him tryhard with Wald Jr and see what happens... ;)

ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK

Main : Weirdo

"Nickname" : Mark Knopfler' exclusive medic

How to counter ?
DO NOT talk about Taylor Swift, or you will unleash his power...



EDIT :
Roboty is BLUE because otherwise (on the red side), his "Archimedes" would be covered in blood (DID YOU KNOW IT ?) and that would not fit with him.

DEEZ

Main : Berb

"Nickname" : Berb Enthusiast

How to counter ?
Punch deez nuts !

stix sells brix

Main : Berb

"Nickname" : Berb Rambo

How to counter ?
Use fireweapons !

jratva

Main : Spy

"Nickname" : Sneaky Backcapper

How to counter ?
Stop over extending and cover this damn point !

andrewTheGreat

Main : Demo

"Nickname" : andrewTheGoat

How to counter ?
Make him angrew !

equal+

Main : Demo

"Nickname" : The REAL Goat

How to counter ?
Contact Coffee Stain Studio and follow the steps.

Timmeh

Main : Medic, Laughing Owl

"Nickname" : Timmeh Berb ; Great Founder of the "Laughing Owl Cult"

How to counter ?
Remove the Schadenfreude taunt.

Sakusesu!

Main : Demo, Sniper

"Nickname" : Doubledonk Enjoyer

How to counter ?
NERF LOOSECANNON

Karl Heinrich Marx

Main : Berb, M2 Pyro

"Nickname" : High IQ Chicken

How to counter ?
Petition to FORBID airblasts on innocent berbs !

Le Póg

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : LEt's Play Our Games

How to counter ?
Convince him to play Valheim... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

unit731

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : Another day, another cosmetics loadout

How to counter ?
Ask him what was unit 731 and take profit of the typing time ;)

MaxTheMechanic

Main : Berb

"Nickname" : Berb Kisser

How to counter ?
Kiss him and see what happens next ;)

Yex

Main : Berb, Kamikaze Solly

"Nickname" : Berb assistant ; I target only exo ! (as solly)

How to counter ?
Steal his sandvich !

Saaied

Main : Soldier ?

"Nickname" : "Undefeated and still"

How to counter ?
I'm sorry...you cannot defeat him.

keenöri

Main : Sniper

"Nickname" : Stupid bloody Spies !

How to counter ?
Distract him by stabbing his razorback !

Dwight Schrute

Main : Berb

"Nickname" : Ataberb

How to counter ?
Steal his kebab sandvich !

$Neonwool$

Main : Berb ; Sneaky Spy

"Nickname" : Cloak and Dagger Enjoyer

How to counter ?
Pyros do your job and spycheck ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Pikaczo

Main : Pyro

"Nickname" : Guess who's my favorite Pokemon

How to counter ?
Let him duel you and wait for ragequit xd

cat(f2p)

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : Ninjaneer Support

How to counter ?
Don't let him passing through !

zoomy

Main : Solly, Trolldier, Demo, Sniper

"Nickname" : SuperMarket Gardener ; Dustbowl MVP

How to counter ?
1) Join his team
Or 2) Ask him to join yours
If 1) & 2) didn't work then 3) Leave the server

Beverage Enjoyer

Main : Spy, (Cute) Pyro

"Nickname" : TF2 Fashionista

How to counter ?
Remove the "!items" option from skial.

Usulay22

Main : Medic

"Nickname" : Dogtor

How to counter ?
Feed the Dogtor with Love, and he will forever be loyal to you ;)

RichDadou

Main : Research in progress

"Nickname" : I may not be the best but atleast I'll try

How to counter ?
Shoot. Kill. Repeat !

Wald Jr

Main : Demo, (Gun)Spy, Team Administrator

"Nickname" : Fun Enjoyer

How to counter ?
Make him laugh ! :D

[Wald Jr]

Thank you a lot ! Your happiness is my greatest reward ! : )

[equal+]

goat bleat sound Bhaha! This one made my day. I know like half of these legends, and I think your description is spot on!

[Wald Jr]

Hahaha

No problemo Lordy, thank you too ! ;)

[Arsag Venomstout]

This Mark Jr fella.....i think ive seen him before

[xLord-J-1000x]

Thanks for adding me to this guide, Wald! I'm happy to be on here! :D

And yes, I am a 'Photographer' since I took many screenshots xD

[Wald Jr]

Thanks ! You are welcome mate ! ;)

It gave me nice laugh to be honest hahaha

[Izu [Moscow]]

Wow, great job Wald and thanks for adding scrmble enjoyer!

[Wald Jr]

Haha I just try my best when people deserve it... : )

Thank you a lot !! Glad if you enjoyed !

[powshi]

this is great lmao, i appreciate all the work you put into this, Wald! you're the true MVP

[PeskyPlumber]

Had a great laugh reading through all these. Amazing Wald.