How to become THE DOOMGUY!

step by step guide to become THE DOOMGUY

Step 1

Take steroids and go jim

Step 2

Get a shotgun

Step 3

GO TO HELL!
(they are skinwalkers and demons in disguise)

Done!

GOD BLESS

[spacelion88]

this is all good advice except for the steroids!! stay away from those drugs!!! steroids cause humans and demons alike to get green blood and gynecomastia. I can guarantee you the Doom Slayer took zero steroids and got his figure from pure adrenaline, testocerone and willpower. Other than that your message should be told to all elementary school children across the western world replacing sesame street

[THEDOOMGUYISREALL!!!!!]

instructions unclear: became cyberdemon

[Mao Zedong]

niceee

[マーニ]

God bless and GOOOOD MORNING VIETNA-----

[_Assassin_Zero_]

As a Doomslayer, Dictator Removal Specialist, Vault Hunter, Cyborg Ninja who fights senator Dwayne the rock Johnson, and random Motivated guy with a deadweight son this is the only way to live I can confirm

[マーニ]

MERICA! DEDEDE DODDO DEDEDE DODODO

[Revman da Goonman!!!]

As a helldiver, doom slayer, ODST with a side of Sparten, and gear, the only true way of life is the sweat taste of democracy!

[マーニ]

Communist, Fascists or whatever doesn't matter, what matters is DOOOOOM upon them by my hand!! RAHHHHHH MERICA

[Lord-Narf-XLII]

You are right rustyclip Blackrock isn't communist they are pure fascists.

[マーニ]

HELL YEAH