How to Stop Playing KSP (you can't)

Ever wondered how you could stop playing kerbal space program? well, in this quick guide I will explain to you how you can't and why you're forever enticed to Jeb's will.

Welcome

Hello fellow warcrimes KSP enjoyer!

Welcome to the guide that will change your life (it won't), I presume you're here for a noble reason, that is, you find that Kerbal Space Program no longer fulfills your needs for frogmen annihilation and multiple geneva convention violations, and I'm here to change that.

The Why's and How's (without the How's)

The Why's

First and foremost, we should start formulating on the reasons why you would even consider stopping playing this treasure we know as KSP. That truly is one of the hardest ones to answer, but it sure does imply some serious problems on the way you play the game.

On a surface level analysis of the game, you would probably assume the game is some sort of rocket-building, wacky little game, but that couldn't be farther from the truth.

This might feel like quite a stretch, but in actuality, this masterpiece is nothing but a well thought out set of very entertaining human kerbal rights violations that to us mere humans, can provide us with high levels of dopamine. With that in mind, we can confidently state that you should view the game from the latter perspective rather than as a meager rocket simulator, as that could provide you with hundreds or even thousands of hours of extra gameplay.

The Conclusion

In Summary

My hands are tired and my last braincell is itching, but I wish you at least managed to gather something from what I typed above, Kerbal Space Program is all about the explosions and kerbal extermination, which is why I've spent almost three whole months of my life playing this and I hope you do too.

Have a great rest of your day, and keep on the kerbalslaughter.

[A320 Kerman]

you wanna stop playing KSP? T h e r e i s n o e s c a p e f o r m K S P . . .

[Matt the57]

All hail Bill

[AidanScienceGamer]

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[psymon.ng]

Jeb is unstoppable

[broccoliisstolen]

all hail jebediah

[Kryptoniurn]

Porra Xab

[short man with gun]

all hail jeb

[Arcane5050]

lol

[2dogplc]

Hail Jeb

[xablaubr321]

he cant be stopped