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How to become Niko Bellic in real life

By cm4rtin

How to become Niko "GTA" Bellic in the real world.

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Category: Characters, Gameplay Basics, Maps or Levels, Modding or Configuration, Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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Aug 26, 2022 @ 10:15am

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Guide Index

Overview

Step 1: commit war crimes

Step 2: come to american to play darts with cousin

Step 3: be funny like niko bellic

Step 4: beat up albanian "people"

Step 5: develop ptsd and depression cause of the things you saw at war :(

Step 6: bust a move!!!

Step 7: steal the car

Step 8: get a girlfriend

Step 9: become based

you win

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Step 1: commit war crimes

Step 2: come to american to play darts with cousin

Step 3: be funny like niko bellic

Step 4: beat up albanian "people"

Step 5: develop ptsd and depression cause of the things you saw at war :(

Step 6: bust a move!!!

Step 7: steal the car

Step 8: get a girlfriend

Step 9: become based

you win

23 Comments

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Nê |J14K| Aug 28, 2023 @ 12:13am

literally me fr

mimicry Feb 4, 2023 @ 2:00pm

i am already him

Quinlan Sep 9, 2022 @ 3:40pm

thank u.... now i can be like my best frieond nico nico belck

Buster Nutt Sep 8, 2022 @ 11:47am

this worked really well. I am now banned in every country

TAUBE_YT Sep 7, 2022 @ 2:28pm

HadifDev Sep 7, 2022 @ 12:57am

step 23: go bowling

THICCCY900 Sep 4, 2022 @ 11:03am

we should go bowling first tho

AEsaa001 Sep 4, 2022 @ 1:46am

very good guide

wiffuuu Sep 3, 2022 @ 7:53pm

"come to american" LMFAO

NICOW Sep 3, 2022 @ 3:32pm

very good

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