What is a slime?

today, we look at a slime!

this is made to be a short dive at the lore of a slime.

also i suggest you know about, like, organs and stuff, not because of graphics but cuz that knowlage is needed to understand a lot of stuff and this stuff gets kinda wak.

just a quick note

i mainly just touched on the lore of a pink slime and a bit of a cat slime, so please comment ideas for other slimes and ill put it in the guide and credit you.

also its really funny to read this late at night with tired-you-brain but i stand by alot of what i say (not everything i say i beleve, its just the greatest theory so ill put a star like this * when i dont 100% believe it

slimes skin

so a slime has SKIN.

at first it may look like a slime is... slime, but upon closer inspection the patterns some slimes have are impossible without the skin that humans wear.

of course it must be a more goopy, softer, boneless, muceless skin, but its still skin

organs

i guess the eating prosses is iether:

A: like a traditinal, d&d gelatonus cube

B: a digestive system

B is more likely because slimes get hungery, but why cant we see it? well thats another point on my skin theory.

think of a small, tiny pet, yaknow, in the cute dog/cat/bird vids? thats the explaination of the size and stuff

so i think that slimes have no blood, rather, their blood is the slime, that they leave?

also i have a theory that they have 2 hearts, one for slime trails and one for blood*, mind the star!

also i think the organs are more jiggley cuz they jiggle alot*

bones

Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will shock your soul
Seal your doom tonight

(Spooky scary, spooky scary)
(Spooky scary, spooky scary)
(Scary, cary, cary, ary, ary, ary, ary, ary...)

,sorry, i had to get that outa my system

so i think that slimes with stuff like ears and flowers and stuff have bones, self explanitory, i mean, how do they stay up!

also i think theyre bones are a bit squishy cuz the rolling, cuz itll eventually get rolled on

(i wonder how they swim...)

so Dr_Slime from university of ffr had a theory that the slimes have jaw bones, and i find tat believe able, but for water slimes, i think they have no bones whatsoever and they just suck up water

also i believe that they have no bone teeth but more plort-like teeth

(credits to Dr_Slime, yes he is a real user)

movement

alright, so i think that iether

A: they pour out slime to move

B: they, just roll somehow

C: they call upon the realm of the aether to use black magic to move 3 centimeters

D: they pee to move, like A

(D is oviously a joke guys!)

ill only discuss A

so touching on my theory of slime for blood, i think that the slime from their hearts pour out from their bodys like sweat to move them, hence the trails and bloches they make. but that must be alot of work to do so hence the hunger we see in game

i dont belive any of them fully, just i think they are most likely also c and d are obviously jokes

Plorts

poop... we all think its poop, but that means that they need a bum

i think that its not poop but a cristalized spit ball, like ghast tiers or hairballs

its 10pm ok?!

ima refer to breeding as B so its quick and say it in caps so its sounds nervious

I THINK BABY SLIMES ARE B BY PLORTS OR BY COMBINEING AND MULTIPLYING

so option A... its straightforward, i think that plorts are baby slimes, but need something to grow, i have no idea what it is thought, im not joking i have no clue, maybe slime? has to be something on the ranch... comment suggestings (NOTHING INAPROPRIATE THIS IS A RATED G GAME)

so the other theory i have is maybe they combine for a sec and then after seperation a baby slime is made... O maybe thats how plort babys are made! like eggs!

k back to the first theory! maybe they are like chicken eggs! after egnough slime is aplied by maybe sitting on it then itll be fertilised and have a baby! (why tf am i so happy, its prob cuz its 10:30)

i just went, without any edits, so if someone can comment a better edited version ill put it in with credit

[AI Kinda Guy]

You may want to add it to the list

[AI Kinda Guy]

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199090676284/screenshot/2002463855351825936/

[AI Kinda Guy]

I found a new unseen slime in the game files it looks weird

[firewolf]

just deleted a stupid fucking c&p, not on my guide.

[TheGamer]

i have another theory, the slime sea now has lore in the sequel, and i have a theory that the slime sea has small tubes that suck up slimes when they dissapear in the sea so they have things like a octopus

[firewolf]

huh, nice idea TheGamer

[TheGamer]

i have a theory that slimes are a type of overgrown bacteria, and quantum slimes or gold slimes are reflecting light on themselves to create an effect

[Gurt]

my theory is they were normal humans but they got tortured for years so they lost their skeletons and became only meat

[firewolf]

so a few questions

1:is the xray in game? cuz i can see that
2:no, unless i do it for myself i wont have nightmares

[firewolf]

hahahahahaha im sorry?