A guide made by a V1 Enjoyer

Guide for Weapons (stats and such) + Enemies + Settings (probably) + other stuff later

Before you venture within

If you want anything added to this guide, and I think its as cool as soap, I'll maybe add it. if you comment it down below.

ps. Guide patch notes at the bottom.

Also thanks for the awards L:

This guide is likely to get redone in 2023. Dont take my word for it though.

WELCOME you killing machines

Welcome to a quick guide. or not. who knows. you know? I dont... lets get reading shall we.

An awesome overview

This game is an fps where you shoot up a bunch of stuff in different areas of the game.

You are a machines who's life runs on blood. Kind of like humans, except when you nuke your enemies and get up close and personal their blood heals you. Pretty great.. Right?
yes. yes it is.

Theres also a gray bar that appears if you take too much dmg which limits your hp for a while.

There are numerous weapons you can get, some from secrets, some not. you will probably go on a youtube video lets be real honest here.

The movement mechanics are also really great in this game, especially those ones with your death involved.

In this guide I will go over:

• Weapons
  
• Enemies
  
• Your mother

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The GUNS

yeah just skip this text.

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Revolvers

These are the holy grail of the game. well one of them are at least.

The Piercer Revolver


LMB - Just a revolver bro

Damage and stuff
A simple shot dealing 1 damage.
1.5 to limbshots and 2 damage on headshots.

RMB - The Funny ability
When you hold the key down, you will start to charge a bullet which takes about 2.5 seconds. This beam can hit 3 enemies maximum, dealing 1 damage to each OR firing it at a single enemy for 3 damage.
There is a cool down to this ability. Not a long one though.

You can also use this revolver to shoot things such as glass panes to grant you a path forward.

Trick's Note's -
The special fire + coins are great. pretty standard revolver. Not that useful or anything.



The Marksman Revolver

I call this the god revolver, and heres why:

LMB - Just a revolver bro

Damage and stuff
the same damage as the piercer revolver.
1 normal dmg, 1.5 on limb shots and 2 on headshots.

RMB - The Funny ability
Oh boy here we go. This revolver will be your crutch, if not on your first playthrough then it will be on your second.

The rmb consists of you throwing up to 4 coins at a time (individually) in quick succession.
The maximum amount of coins you can hold in your revolver at a time is 4 coins.
The coins hitscan enemys however they dont do any ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ like going through walls etc.
The trajectory of the coin also depends the way your character is moving.

Coins also give a damage multiplier to ricocheted shots, making for some good ♥♥♥♥.
If you have multiple coins in the air and shoot one, the shot will ricochet off of one coin to the next, with each coin adding onto the damage multiplier.

Splitshots
Shooting coins with bullet projectiles at a specific timing will create a splitshot, turning one shot into two, and those shots hitting two different targets.
The damage multiplier sticks to each shot. they dont divide 50/50 as far as im concerned.
To get the splitshot, you either shoot the coin when it twinkles at the very start of its trajectory, or when you hear the coin start to hum, sing, whatever you define it as.
it goes SHWEEEEEEW when it hums.

I wont give more time to this awesome revolver but you can do alot of cool ♥♥♥♥ like using a rail cannon with the revolver, coin punches and other good ♥♥♥♥.

Pro tip: you can punch coins with the red variant of your arm. specific timing ofc :)

Trick's Note's -
God this revolver has me going crazy. its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great. Its a great mechanic, its pleasing to hit the coins, someone make me a coin revolver irl please. thanks.



Red variant of the revolver:
yeah its not out yet. soon maybe.



The Alternate Revolverssss

I wont go in depth on deez revolvers cause they kinda the same as their predecessors.

The good stuff about these guys is that they give off higher damage, more piercing, and charge shots are better from alternate coins.

The bad stuff is that these revolvers have way slower firing speed. like 1:3 if i had to say.
And you cant do splitshots.

Other than that, the mechanics are the same.

Shotguns

oHHH BOY these are great. ok ok getting to excited. right.


The Core Eject Shotgun (or the boom stick)

LMB - just a shotgun bro.

Damage and stuff
The shotgun shoots 12 pellets and each does 0.25, and if you passed your maths tests that means the total damage is 3.

RMB - the nuke.

You want the lore to this? The shotgun ejects the shotguns cores by overheating the shotgun. (dont ask how it just works)
The literal version? Its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mini nuke.

The damage of this thing does 3.5 damage, however its explosive, meaninnng... it does the damage within a certain range (aoe probably).

You can also shoot this with the red variant of the railcannon to make the next bomb to ruin earths eco-system.
Andddd the damage of the overall explosion is doubled.
And the range of it is doubled. (the range of the red variant railcannon.)
Alotta "and's"

There is a myth that if you shoot it beneath your feet, you get a boost upwards. Don't try it, you might break a leg.

Trick's Note's -

When I made the joke about it being a boomstick, the very same joke was made on the shotguns Fandom. what a small world.



The Pump Charge Shotgun (little brother variant)
yeah so this shotgun is a hit or miss weapon. not my favourite.

LMB - Still just a shotgun bro

Damage and stuff
There is a little less damage though (0.5 DMG less) as theres 2 less pellets, leaving you with 10 per shot.

RMB - The funny ability
Ok so when you hit RMB the charge meter goes up by one, up to 3 extra pumps to the shotgun, ending with the shotgun exploding.
Statistics Ladys!

• 0 pumps leave you at the normal 2.5 DMG
  
• 1 Pump gives you an extra 1.5 amounting to a maximum of 4 DMG
  
• 2 Pump gives you an max of 6 DMG
  
• and 3 pumps makes you the local bomber with 10 explosive DMG

And for the boost from an explosion, if you pump it 3 times and decide to do a little trolling, you get a boost upwards.
And if you want to do a little more trolling why not go into a horde of enemies.
All at the cost of your limbs
I might have sold them at the black market, but how would you ever know.


Trick's Note's -
Yeah nah man this shotgun isint for me. except for the boost and hotswapping between the two shotguns, i dont see many situations where this thing is useful.


Red Variant is not made yet either.

I'd like to end this shotgun section off by saying:

Switching between these two bad boys can lead to some good damage. I do it mainly to bully the tomb mask skulls.

Nailgunsssss

Ok ima start of by saying, the basic nailgun is not fun, for me anyway. The other 2 are fine.

Attractor Nailgun
Yeah this one isint the one I like

LMB - just a nailgun bro

Damage and stuff
You shoot nails (as you should, its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nailgun), as a sort of smg.
The max amount of nails you can hold at a time is 100.

Each nail does 0.205 DMG.
The nails can do more DMG against certain enemies, but if I told you what would be the fun in that?
This nailgun's damage is kinda mid, being only useful for traps, which I may or may not have ever used.

RMB - The funny ability
pressing the funny makes a magnet stick to either enemy or surface.
The max of 3 magnets can be placed at one time.
If you shoot nails at these magnets, the magnets start to spin really fast in a circle, acting as a trap for the weaklings of Ultrakill.

However, if you stick the magnets to enemies, it will act as a sort of aimbot. The nails will just bend gravity and lock onto the target.

Trick's Note's -
Just use the sawblade instead tbh.



Overheat Nailgun
The fun gun

LMB - just a nailgun bro

Damage and stuff
You also shoot nails from this, who would have though.
Nails do 0.185 DMG each, with a max amount of damage given to a enemy being 4.6 DMG give or take,
The nails on this gun are kinda slow by themselves.

RMB - The funny ability
Ok so you can overheat this gun, thats the main function of this gun.
by heating up the gun (the bar growing orange on the gun, your not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blind dont lie to me), you can give enemys a barrage of nails, lasting 1 second.
You have 2 charges of the ability, each takes 8 seconds to recharge.

OH yeah. They also do fire damage. thats great.


Trick's Note's -
Great for the stone statues. tbh. imo anyway.



Sawblade Launcher
This is my favourite way to make style points.

LMB - just a sawblade bro

Damage and stuff
This gun is great, as it shoots big circles that are razor sharp.
The saws do 0.75 per hit which can hit up to 3 enemies (?)
They also bounce bounce bounce.
The max storage of these saws is 10 at a time.


Trick's Note's -
yeah this is great for the mega weak enemies.



The Overheat Sawblade Launcher
Dont use it much so im not gonna be a big boy expert.

So I'll give a quick overview:

• less damage (0.15 less) amounting to 0.6 DMG per hit
  
• theres only one charge, unlike the overheat nailgun which has 2
  
• RMB has saws which deal more DMG and better durability, which ignite enemies.

Red Variant
its not out you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

RAILGUNSSS!

Yeah this is where the damage gets real. Hold my hand lets go through it together <3

I'd like to point out that after you shoot, the cannons take 16 seconds to recharge.
and they can only shoot once

Electric Railcannon

LMB - just a railcannon bro

Damage and stuff
These awesome lasers can pierce through an infinite amount of enemies, which makes it great for enemies in a straight line.
The damage of a single beam is 8 Damage
However :)

coins. coins coins coins coins. we were going to get back to them eventually.
Railcannons cannnot ricochet off of coins, but they can hit em thats for sure.

Ricocheting of of coins pro chart:

• 1 coin adds an extra +2 damage
  
• and all the coins after the first only do +1 damage

Thank you for reading my pro coin chart./

There is no RMB, its just a scope, which was made as a joke as to not have a actual alternate fire for the railguns. legend.


Trick's Note's -
Essential gun, I usually throw 2 coins infront of a boss, hit em and then extra damage just magically happens. I dont question it, I just do.
I might start becoming a V1....



The Screwdriver Railcannon

LMB - just a screwdriver bro

Damage and stuff
This one isint as cool as the electric one, and is only used sometimes, for my playstyle anyway.
When you hit a enemy it does 3 DMG and 7.25 DMG over time
Shooting an enemy makes them stop in place, making them a perfect time to have target practice, or to run away like a ♥♥♥♥♥.

The only real use of this gun is probably the amount of blood you can gain, making the gun practically a bloody fountain.

No RMB like i said before

Oh and you cant coin hit with this railcannon.


Trick's Note's -
I like to use this gun against green dudes. the flying and teleporting ones.
Very annoying / 10



The Red Variant
Ok guys. I know this is crazy. But this one is actually out. I know. I'm amazing for doing nothing except informing you about this.

LMB - just a nuke bro

Damage and stuff
Ohhh yeah. VECTOR
The damage on this thing is pretty alright, with it doing 2 DMG on hit.
While you can do 6.25 DMG on explosion science.
Thats a whopping 8.25 DMG!!!!

But it gets better.

And yes, you can explode your feet and propel yourself .
You can also richochet off of coins, but its not really worth it.
Damage of nerf bullets at best.

No RMB. go away


Trick's Note's -
Use this with the shotgun overcharge.
Shoot the overcharge midair with this railcannon for mass destruction. enjoy.
If you can't tell this is close to being my favourite gun.


That is the end of this section. going down in the coolest gun in my books. except for the marksman that ♥♥♥♥♥ fun.

Rocket Launcher

They came out :)
and no its not gay. What did you think this was, June? pfft my birthday vibes :(
its pretty fun to use though i guess..

The FreezeFrame Rocket Launcher
I'm kinda split on this weapon tbh. Theres not much that I feel this launcher can do for me exactly. Except exploding enemies into the air and doing a nuke, other than that kinda useless for me tbh

LMB - just a rocket launcher bro

Damage And Stuff
Ok so. This bad boy does 3.5 DMG per shot, and 2 shots per second. These rockets only last 30s.
Pretty neat.
It can propel enemies upwards if you dont shoot the enemies, and if you shoot them while they are midair it does more damage. How much? who knows.

These rockets are also attracted to magnets (creating a homing missile from home, DIY gang), can be grappled and best of all you can ROCKET RIDE. fortnite vibes.

RMB - just steins gate bro
Ok so.
The RMB
Is
Kinda
fun.

The rundown is that it basically freezes time for up to 6 seconds (this effect only applies to the rockets fired)
So you can set up like 3 rockets and release them all at once. It feels satisfying.
However enemies can just walk into them and explode them even if they are in a frozen state.

Oh and best of all. Rocket Riding. I touched on this a little bit on the last segment. Basically, while the rocket is frozen, you can hop onto it, and deactivate the ability and do some rocket surfinnnn.
If the rocket is about to run out, you can of course just pause time again and create a new rocket.


Trick's Note's -

Ok ima keep it a stack. I didint know you could grapple or ride these bad boys till i read the fandom for it. Then i proceeded to try it ing and it was awesome. Oh yeah these rockets can also be hit by coins. nice little thing.



The Red and Green Variant
not out nerd.

Arms

These are great.

The Blue Arm

Hitting - just a hit bro

Damage and stuff
Ok so this might be complicated for your brain maybe not.
if you hit a regular enemy, you do 1 DMG. weakling.
if you hit an enemy while theres a parry window, it will cause a parry punch, punching them for 5 DMG, and probably cancels their attack.
Dont take my word for it.

You can also parry most projectiles adding 4+ dmg onto the projectile, making it go ZOOOM, and sending it zooming in whichever direction the players crosshair was.

Trick's Note's -
TBH i dont really use this arm. I know I should but I like the red one more.



Red Arm
My main source of feeling like a gangsta

Hitting - just a hit bro

Damage and stuff
Right before we say anything else ill just say the numbers outright:
a punch does 2.5 DMG
and theres 1 DMG from the shockwave.

Now then.
Holding then melee key with this arm will make a shockwave, which deflects projectiles and pushes enemies away.

However this arm is significantly slower than the blue one.
If you have perfect timing though, you can hit a coin into space, giving you some time to pop another coin, getting a ricochet, and feeling good about yourself.

Heres how to do it:

Step 1 - hold the melee key
Step 2 - throw a coin a little sooner than when the shockwave will happen
Step 3 - watch the coin go at the speed of light
Step 4 - Feel good about yourself
Step 5 - go to sleep and cry because you have no friends.


Trick's Note's -
Yeah this thing is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beast. Love this arm so much. especially when i can just knock off the annoying enemys into the far far abyss. This works well in cybergrind too!



Whiplash
Perfect weapon for voiding annoying enemies.

Le hook - just hookin bro

Damage and stuff
Not sure why you would want to know this but here it is:
0.2 DMG per grapple.
You can grapple per 0.5s

You can pull yourself to the chonky enemies and bring the smaller ones to you.
This can help you get out of a bad situation fast, or to not fall into the void in cybergrind.

Oh yeah you can also grab skulls with this.


Trick's Note's -
Yeah I don't really use this much either. I forget.
But if I'm in cybergrind i somehow remember. Works out somehow I guess.


Thats the end of weapons. Well actually.....

SOAP

Oh yes. YESSSSSS. AUUUGHHHHHH. I love soap.
Just the thought of soap in this game is great.
The comical value of having soap be the best weapon in the game is great.
Payday 2 should learn from this and make comically large soap. change my mind.
Soap can be found on 2 levels. I wont tell you which though because I'm not cool and

A: you probably went on youtube to find them
B: you a gigachad who looked for the soap and found it.

ps. dont drop the soap. not because of the prison joke but because its really hard to find sometimes.

Updated Post:

Go buy some soap and eat it right now. This is not financial advice. this is facts. only the bravest of souls eat soap. I am a godly soul, If thats the tierlist you go off of.

And in other news, You like soap? so do I. I eat it for all the meals of my day, I eat orange soap for breakfast, lavender soap for dinner and energy soap for bed. Soap is part of my daily routine and without it I could not live.
Soap Gang - 2022 probably

My favourite recipes to include soap is the famous soapalenese. I learned it from a italian friend of mine, Elon Musk, that adding soap to pasta gives it a 57% buff to intelligence and 1% buff to being a virgin. I think this form of food is OP and god should nerf it.

Theres also the classic Bar in the Tub. We all know it, you know it, I know it, my dad knows it wherever he is, the point is: its good stuff. The texture of eating a bar of soap in a bathtub is just immaculate, with it being on par with obama's cooking.

But ofcourse, we can't forget soap in liquid soap. There has been political arguments over the use of soap of fluid with the liquid on em, but I am here to tell you as a messiah that this is a good way of life, and you should not shun away from such practices. Liquidation of soap has been passed down from generations, for those who cannot consume soap in solid form. RIP fallen brothers.

But who asked. Why liquid soap you ask? its replacement for all of your favourite sauces. What sauces do people consume nowadays... Ketchup? nah soap. Mayo? nah soap. Pink Sauce? nah soap. Your mother? close. But still soap.

Thank you for reading my thorough documentary about soap. touch grass+soap+ratio

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Enemies

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(Act I)

Filth

Filth

These are the weakest of the weak.
If you die to these, you better be low hp
otherwise the door is this way ----> Library.
However do not underestimate them, if you get swarmed by multiple, it will feel as dangerous as getting jumped by a bunch of Year 7's in Britain
They jump at you from time to time.

Notes:
Lmao look at these nerds.

Stray

Stray

These are not as weak as the Flith from earlier, however they can still pose a threat in numbers.
Their attacks are projectiles parryable and easy to avoid.

Notes:
None

Schism

Schism

Ok now the enemies are becoming not as fun to deal with. On harder difficulty, stay afar from these pesky enemies. Their attacks are projectiles and parryable.

Notes:
Can be a pain in the ass

Soldier

Soldier

These are not that difficult to tackle, you dont notice them half the time.
Soldiers use projectiles that can be parried and they kick if you get too close.

Notes:
These might be as bad as the Filth yo ngl

Drone

Drone

If you got the Whiplash arm and a shotgun, these guys are a breeze.
These guys attack with projectiles that can be carried, and when damaged enough they fly into you and explode, or explode on the spot if enough damage has been given to them.

Notes:
Fun making them fly into each other.

Streetcleaner

Streetcleaner
Yeah I thought these guys were named like Flamethrower guys or something. Streetcleaner? interesting.

These guys DO NOT give up. They are annoying if your in an enclosed space with them.
Their projectiles are not parryable

Notes:
Dudes I died to the most.

Mindflayer

Mindflayer

Ok these dudes can be annoying if you dont deal with them properly. Using the Screwdriver Railcannon really helps as they teleport, move, do all sorts of wacky stuff.

Note's:
These guys are fast as ♥♥♥♥.
The rule 34 though. :-D

Virtue

Virtue

Brother in christ listen. If you just keep moving these will not hit you. probably

Notes:
Weird enemies but ok

Cancerous Rodent

Cancerous Rodent

AVOID AT ALL COSTS. This guy is just insane to beat. Even top players have a hard time due to his DMG and HP being so high.

Guns to use against these peasants:
RUN

What not to use against peasants:
RUN

Notes:
may lord have mercy on your soul

Very Cancerous Rodent

Very Cancerous Rodent

Yeah nah these guys are one tappable. They are so bad you can literally beat them blindfolded.
They put this in the game for some reason smh. Waste of potential.

Guns to use against these peasants:
Any

Notes:
ah yes the hardest boss in the game.

Stalker

Stalker

If your on low HP, these guys just might ruin your day. When they blow up on enemies they cover them in sand, rendering them useless as a source of HP. (as sand makes hp not retrievable blah blah blah)

Notes:
Drip gods.

Sisyphean Insurrectionist

Sisyphean Insurrectionist

This doooood can be a monkey wrench in the mix, atleast for me. Hes definatly up there on my priority list of enemies when theres multiple monsters at once.

Notes:
what them legs do tho ;)

Malicious Face

Malicious Face

These guys are great to grapple towards if im being real. Their attacks are also parryable which is pretty good.

Notes:
Tomb mask lookin ass.

Cerberus

Cerberus

In harder difficulty's these guys can get spicy. They use stomps, they can charge at you, and they throw projectiles which can be parried, just not easily.

Notes:
Cool models man. Would smash.

Hideous Mask

Hideous Mask

When this mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥ goes in his shell he is mad annoying. especially when he pulls the tentacle out in his 2nd stage. This dude does AOE, shockwaves, and stuns.

Notes:
Your mother at 2am be like

Swordmachine

Swordmachine

These guys have the ultimate drip. He uses a shotgun and his sword. Has two stages, in his first he tries to snipe you with a shotty, in his 2nd he uses ninja skills with his sword and tries to slice you. Its easier to avoid his 2nd stage tho.

Notes:
Drip lords.

V2

V2

Arguably the virgin version of V1.
He uses a shotgun,
Revolver,
Marksman,
Shotgun nuke
and a nailgun.

Notes:
I seen a video of V2 twerking a couple of days ago and i cant get it out of my head.

The Corpse of King Minos

The Corpse of King Minos

this big chungus. gotta love him. He has 2 stages. One is when he gives you a peek at his cute hands, which you must blast away at as he shockwaves you, and one is when he opens up the roof and tries to smash your head in.

Notes:
I wouldn't smash so you can have him.

Gabriel, Jude of Hell

Gabriel, Judge of Hell

hot man.
He uses a sword,
he throws the sword,
he throws axes,
throws spears,
does ♥♥♥♥ with spears
and summons swords.

Notes:
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Flesh Prison

Flesh Prison

This brother is all projectile no physical relations. not even gonna bother with jokes.

Notes:
Bro is a big ball

Minos Prime (chad)

Minos Prime

you know what. I'm not even going to tell you. Have fun :)

Mysterious Druid Knight & Owl

Mysterious Druid Knight & Owl

Its funny that he says ♥♥♥♥. I dont know why. It just is.

Notes:
Thanks for coming this far yo.

(Act II)

Sentry

Sentry

Ok so. Cool enemy. Not fun to deal with especially if theres multiple.
yeah sure you can hide behind obstacles for a split second etc but. Do you really think my tiny brain can handle that? ofcourse not. thats why these metallic droids gotta go first yo. bye byeeeee

Notes:
Getting crushed by sentry thighs is on my list now. dont ask.

Idol

Idol

Cmon man why you gotta make me talk about this weakling. its not that hard. just walk around and find the idol, shoot it, or something similar and continue with your day

Notes:
Ultrakill lore 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100111 01100001 01111001

Ferryman

Ferryman

This guy is on X Games mode. I was kinda confused the 1st time i fought him, since when he elevates to a different floor i thought I just had to shoot him down lol. Instead I had to go up to him :( shameful behaviour

Notes:
He gets all the Fishussy

The Leviathan

The Leviathan

Look at this dOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. so dumb. His attacks are avoidable for the most part aswell.
Ps. theres a spot on the back of his neck for that DAMAJ

ps ps. smash?

Notes:
Boys. Lets talk. Does this thing legally have tentacles.

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Your Mother

If there was ever a smashable robot, its your mother.

Thanks :)

Thanks for reading this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ guide. I used my friends as free labour.
Thats a lie.
I dont have friends.

And uh yeah. Thats it.
I dont have a youtube or anything you can go.
Maybe give a nice rating?
that would be nice.
yeah.
have a good day my psychopathic killers. Cya in the underworld.

Pro Patch notes

Updates List:

Date: Who knows
Made the soap soapier
Soap recipies. Only the finest.

Date: 19/8/22
Added Rocket Launcher
Added Sentry
Added Leviathan
Added Ferryman
Added Sisyphean Insurrectionist (lmao forgot about this guy)
Added Idols
Moved the patch notes to the bottom
Added Act I & Act II difference in enemies section
Added Severe Depression to my soul
Changed the Overview
Changed Guide desc a lil

TBD List: (no particular order)

-map talk
-movement
-achievements
-settings n stuff
-The arena thing talk? mehh maybe (?)
-a video version, if people might want it
-actually do the enemies and do their stats and what not (i really dont want to do this for now)
-world domination

THIS GUIDE WILL BE REDONE ONCE ULTRAKILL DOES A FULL RELEASE OR SOME ♥♥♥♥

[Nate Zero Bro]

sexy guide

[Juju]

You can actually punch the bullets right as they come out of the pump shotgun. Does pretty good damage.

[koth harvest]

mindflayer rule 34

[Trick0_]

#nodad #genz

[man]

#momlife #millenial

[SaltSnorter]

You can pair the short invincibility period of a dash with the overcharged pump shotgun to do massive damage without crippling your self.

[Fireflexor]

shooting a core eject projectile with the red railgun gives incredible speed if you get hit by it, able to launch you across entire maps. 10/10 would beat levels in under 20 seconds again

[TurtleLord]

The soap section isn't soapy enough, it didn't go over any good recipes for soap, I already know a lot of good ones, but not everyone is such a good soap chef.

[Arctic, consumer of repair putty]

more soap

[tavianchae]

hey can you make the soap section soapier?