How to teabag zombie corpses

Ways to teabag and taunt the zombies.

Teabag basics

Most people would teabag a corpse by simply crouching and uncrouching repeatedly, but the player just hunches over.

A better way to teabag would be to squat on top of the zombie which is what this guide will show you.

Step 1

Once you are standing over a zombie corpse, open the status menu located to the left of the screen.

Step 2

A window will pop up with multiple tabs to choose. Click on the "Health" tab and click the "Exercise" button.

Step 3

Another window will pop up with multiple selections for exercise. Select "Squats" and change the duration for however long you want to teabag. 10 is the default and you shouldn't have to change it but you can set the duration higher and stop when you want to. Click "Ok"

Step 4

You will start to teabag the zombie.
You did it! But you can make it better.
Look at the top right corner of the screen and you will see multiple arrow buttons.
The second arrow looks the best but the third and fourth options are still good, even if they're a little fast. Option 0 is paused and option 1 is normal speed. Click which ever speed you would like best.
If you want to stop teabagging the zombie press the cancel button in the exercise window or the escape key on your keyboard.

Extras

There is also a way to hump the zombie corpse, for comedy purposes.
Repeat steps 1-4 but at step 3 select "Push-ups" instead of "Squats".
You will then hump the zombie or you could say you are laying down on him multiple times.

End

You have mastered the art of taunting zombie corpses. I trust that you will be able to go into the wild with your knowledge and intelligence and taunt as many zombies as possible.

More courses coming soon

[popurama]

sex

[BONANGER1]

that ain't real t-baggin'. you gotta face-plant on their ugly-ragdolls and start pushing-up. and if you're really cool, you do rooster-push ups. that kind of rooster. one is all you need.

[CUMCRUSADER01]

sex

[WildlyHunted]

so basically we can sex the zombies now

[Ianis]

yes

[7zFelic]

very work full if you are new to the game you definitely need to check out this

[Stingkie]

beatiful

[Harrison]

Finally i can practice my necrophilia

[Nicols]

this is fuckin art

[asa's big]

wtf