How To Make CRIT-A-COLA

This is an actual recipe, it has a distinct flavor.

INGREDIENTS:

2 cups water
3 cups sugar
Zest and juice of 1/2 orange
Zest and juice of 1/2 Lime
Zest and juice of 1/2 Lemon
1 Cinnamon stick
3 cardamon pods
1/2 teaspoon coriander seed
2 star anise
1/4 browning sauce
1 teaspoon vanilla extract

TO MAKE CRIT-A-COLA

1. combine the water, sugar, orange zest, lime zest, lemon zest, cinnamon stick, cardamom pods, coriander seeds, and star anise in a large saucepan and place over medium-high heat. Whisk until the sugar has dissolved and then bring to a boil. Reduce the heat to low and simmer for 10 minutes.

2. Remove from heat and strain into an airtight container. (Mason Jar) Add the orange, lime, and lemon juices. (Should be about 1/3 cup juice total) Mix in browning sauce and vanilla extract. Once cooled, cover and store in refrigerator for at least 12 hours, and up to 12 weeks.

TO MAKE A ICE-COLD CUP OF CRIT-A-COLA

3. Combine 1 cup seltzer water, ice, and 5 to 7 teaspoons of CRIT-A-COLA syrup, then stir together.

Credits & stuff

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[Sandwhich consumer]

isnt this the nuka cola recepie?

[Machu]

hello, I just noticed that the ingredients list mentions "1/4 browning sauce" but no actual unit of measurement do you by chance still remember how much it should be?

[Snooze Control]

Your intestines explode

[local shower shitter]

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[CTCchurrosシ]

gulp gulp gulp

[N3UT]

epic

[batanaquiapo]

thanks