Not hating yourself while playing Calamity Death Mode

this isn't a guide, this is a cry for help.

for everyone asking, this is a joke guide, i only made it to put on my profile lol

update: calamity has been ported to 1.4, time to hate myself again

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the entire guide

[chathacc]

jk.m,

[chathacc]

cool

[Atomic-Lennin]

womp womp, infurnum go brrrrrrrrrrr

[Hollowarrior11]

instructions unclear. i quit calamity mod and now I live a happy life

[Egg #SaveTF2]

Aye, don't forget! Infernum is a thing

[Aggressive Bungee]

Quite the guide thumbnail you have there

[Hankry]

i know how how it feels

[niclowe]

Death isn't that painful compared to eternity.

[sellmepen]

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[zorp]

instructons unclear, just killed supreme calamitas before eye of cthulu.