Minecraft Village (Remastered) EE/Secrets

A guide for Logical Reaper's Minecraft Village (Remastered). This guide contains everything form the main EE to how to get a free perkaholic, how to get a free thunder-gun, and something else that I don't fully understand.

0: Map Links

In case you don't know where to get this map here's a link
Link: https://mega.nz/file/aBBGCLgB#27Hpjjct0evB4R-o6W5h-fhOdEqm7O9EPojbli4uzfg

1: Pack-A-Punch

First things first, you'll need to open up Pack-A-Punch.
First you'll need the 31-79 JGb215 (A.K.A "The Baby Gun") then you'll need to find a house with a block of obsidian and shoot it with the Baby Gun, then you must shoot it down with the Thunder-gun and then pick it up.


You now can use the block to complete the neither portal, and your done the Pack-A-Punch is is just up the stairs across for the portal.

2: Main EE

Now that your in the neither, you must now slay the evil blaze.
Now in order to do this you must use the wise technique of the one truth lord John Carmack. It's called "Shoot it 'til it dies!"


Once it's dead and you have offered prays to and worshipped John Carmack, you must now pick up the blaze rods that were found within the carcass of the blaze.


Now you must hunt down and kill the three endermen that have ruined this land that we once called home. They will drop Ender Pearls, you'll need three.


Go into one of the houses with a crafting table and then use it to crush the blaze rods into blaze powder.


Then go into the other house with a crafting table and coat the Ender Pearls in Blaze Powder creating Eyes Of Ender.


Then you must get the Scavenger and then upgrade it. Next you must travel down into the depths of the earth into the deep ruins of the Stronghold, you must than navigate through the labyrinth until you find a passage that's blocked with Cracked Stone Brick Blocks, you must destroy them with the Upgraded Scavenger.


Now you must use the Eyes Of Ender to open a gateway to The End!


Now in order to defeat the god of this realm The Ender Dragon you must first destroy his three healing crystals (I guess shes an anti-vaxxer) and then you must recall and use the technique of our one true god John Carmack and "Shoot it 'til it dies!"

3: Free Thundergun

You can get a free thundergun if you first get the 31-79 JGb215 (A.K.A "The Baby Gun") then you you must shoot three Monkey Bombs around the map.
Left of the bridge.

Right of the Stronghold.

On a crop garden in the bottom right corner of the village.

And now go to the centre of the village to claim your prize!

4: Free Scavenger

If you want a free Scavenger you must first have a thundergun. You must find a flip three switches. The only problem is that they're up there and were down here, this why you need the thundergun. It would be a shame if a strong gust of wind were to flip the switch.

The first switch is on the village walls, in the one of the corners.


The second switch is on entrance to the Stronghold.


The third and final switch is on one of the churches in the village.


Now go to the centre of the village and claim your prize.

5: How To Upgrade The Sliquifier

If you get a sliquifier you'll be saddened to know that the Pack-A-Punch doesn't like the taste of it, but don't worry you can still get it upgraded all you need is enough alcohol to numb the taste of the Pack-A-Punch. You must find ten glowing rainbow bottles.

Here are all the locations, remember you'll need to shoot them with the sliquifier.



Now that the Pack-A-Punch is drunk enough to lose it's sense of taste, you can now upgrade your sliquifier.

6: Free Perkaholic

Just fill up the blocks of soul-sand with souls.

7: A Blessing From John Carmack

Now you didn't hear this from me, but some times, rarely, if you have Quantum Entanglement Device (or Q.E.D for short) you can throw them around the centre of the village, you'll might cause a stone totem to rise up out of the ground and if you fill it up with enough souls then you can pay 10,000 points for a Random Wonder Weapon

[merasmurray]

I'm pretty sure the statue isn't random, but there's nothing marking the location you have to throw the Q.E.D, so I can only give you the general area.

[Deadex64]

Was searching for info on this map because I don't know how that statue easter egg works. Is it really just random?

Also, Idk if it's still needed, but I do have an archive of the original non-remastered map on my pc.

[merasmurray]

Oh, that's rough buddy.

[Board Transfer #fixtf2]

My game crashed just when I beat the ender dragon. Painful

[merasmurray]

I think the original was deleted, given that outdated versions of custom maps are never archived.
Sorry, you could always try asking on map makers discord server.

[Voltage]

Thanks, but do you know where I can find the non-remastered version of this map? I've been meaning to get minecraft village v1.2 for old nostalgia's sake. I know it's a bit unlrelated, and this a great guide, but this version is just doesn't have the same feel as the original imo. Any ideas where/who I can ask? OG download for it seems to be down since it's such an old map.

[merasmurray]

There's a map link at the beginning of the guide, all you have to do is click it and then scroll down to where the download is. It's a part of a map pack, you can't download the map by it's self you have to get the map pack.

[Voltage]

Does anyone still have this map? Download page seems to have been down for about 2 years

[jose.hulk09]

yo mincraft