HOW TO COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN

This guide will teach you how to come like a flood of pain.

HOW TO COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN

1. Grab 2 sais

2. Find something to rapidly stab with the sais as the following video demonstrates:

3. S̶i̶n̶g̶ Scream the lyrics to "Stains of Time" as loud as you can until y̶o̶u̶r̶ l̶u̶n̶g̶s̶ d̶e̶d̶ the end is here, the clouds are clear, and your dreams have disappeared.

4: Say, "Does it hurt?" In your best Monsoon voice.

5. Now you have successfully learned the art of coming like a flood of pain. Enjoy!