HOW 2 BE GOOD AT KING OF THE HILL

This guide will show you, the IDIOT, how to be gooder than pancakes at King of Hill, because you're bad kid. Maybe uninstalling isn't just the solution for you yet.

Why you're here

You're here because, like the guy above, you suck. If you can't KOTH you can't Arma, and therefore you should uninstall the game. Now this is the thing, you're here to not be like that dude. Can you even zero? Come on kid you're just bad.

You need to strive to be something better. An example below is how to cooperate with your team and be a proper player.

The basics

If you did a tl;dr, you should feel bad. I will explain the basics of how to be a good KOTH player. SOME OF THE SERIOUS THINGS ARE HERE SO FOCUS.

TEAM COOPERATION

• The pilots are literally useless. You could walk anywhere and not have to deal with them. You're forced to do so unfortunately. Unload all the ♥♥♥♥ on your shoulders on the pilot. Think of them as a sponge; they're trash, they deserve it. Especially if they're not going 170+ km/h when landing.
  
  
• It's all your team's fault if you can't kill someone. This is fact, they need to be put in line because YOU'RE the best and THEY'RE not.

Driving

The proper way to drive is to take a path everyone takes. Your team will be there, and after all, it's about killing people. Don't hold the objective, just keep killing on your mind. Don't worry if it's 10/70, you're fine.

If you have an APC, drive to a hill and thermal the town. Kill everyone because that's the pro way. And this is where you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skills come into play. You don't even need to zero with it, because you're bad.

Helicopters

One of the best ways to fly is Auto-Hover, it's literally your friend that your ex banged. When approaching an area, make sure you're really high and use auto-hover. This will ENSURE you won't crash and you'll take five minutes to land, FOR RECON PURPOSES. If everyone jumps out they're not as good as you, ♥♥♥♥ them.

Airbraking is bad, and if it was of any use, Auto-Hover wouldn't exist.

Picking up people gets you XP when you land, you want it as much as you can get. Be this guy!

Voice comms

Be cool and tactical-like, call out people on direct comms and kill them. When you're done, scream like a chimp over the mic because of your super-neat kill. Your team will flock to you, because you actually became good.

Players actually like you? Then leave your mic on continuous and let them hear what goes on in your house! It's honestly the best way to get yourself more known. DON'T FORGET TO SET YOUR VOICE CHAT TO GLOBAL! After all, nobody's gonna watch your Twitch stream if you don't set it to this, right?

If you're in the lobby, also screech over comms and play a bunch of funny samples. They're just jelly, you're actually funny :)



See? I'm actually good, unlike you.

[ShockRock]

"This guide will show you, the IDIOT, how to be gooder than pancakes"

[SnowdropFox]

This is the best guide I ever read in my entire life :D
I got so much better, after Auto-Hovering into an enemy Helo. That's how it's done.

[Missi]

I'm laughing at the fact that Ice and Obsidian are taking this seriously.

[Fauci]

obsidian good point auto hover is for newbs

[Fauci]

learn how to speak i dont care what this says. your tittle was so bad i don't want to dumb my self down by reading this.

[Cruelty]

reading this. i think i became a bit more stupid. which would explain alot of the things i see in KOTH lol

[Obsidian]

"One of the best ways to fly is Auto-Hover,"
Guys, do NOT listen to that, Auto-Hover is slow, disruptive and will make you crash so hard. Train to fly without auto-hover.

[Linksy]

Genius

[cbx]

thanks

[Missi]

same with yours