How To Be Pro Medic Main

this epic guide will teach you how to be the ultimate healing guy!!!

Welcome

hello my Medic Mains. this guide is the long awaited sequel to my previous guides which you should check out if you want more epic TF2 gaming tips and tricks!


















now lets get into this pro guide.

Basics:

you are The Med ics, an insane doctor from somewhere near Germany. (idk where) your goal is to heal the good guys and not die.

Passive: you have a small healing passive which can save you from being died!

Ubor Charge: when you do healing you build a meter that does a cool thing depending on what heal gun you have.

Primary Weapons: (shooty pain things)

Primary: (shooty items)

the noodler: this is the default gun for Medic which shoots (used) needles at the bad guys and does some damage. the best use for this weapon is to endlessly fire it into the spawnroom door until you run out of ammo.










the sader's crobow: this gun has only one ammo to shooted before reloading but it heals team guys and also looks cool! the best use for this weapon is to completely ignore teammates and target enemy dispensors until you die.














the: this weapon takes away you're passive unhurting but makes you do big heal with damage, DO NOT USE IF YOU HAVE BAD AIM. the best use for this item is to forget you have it equipped.


















the overdose (funny joke here): my brain is not good enough to remember what this thing does so idk if it good or not. (i think it does something with the uber chareg)














the rocket launcher: this thing does the best damage out of any Medec weapon in the game so you should always use it!!!

Medic Guns: (heal thingies)

these are the things that healing teammate. but they dont hurt enemies so you should never use them.








the medick gun: this is the default heal doodad that make your team people say "thank". it has a thing called the "chuber arge" which makes you and the dude you are shooting with it unkillable until the uber juice runs out. the best way to use this is to stop healing the guy when you get full uber and run away to let him die while you use the uber to escape.











the crit thing: this one makes you heal kinda faster and makes your uber give people critical hits! (MORE DAMAGES) but you are no longer unhurtable so dont use unless you like being shot.















the quick: this one makes you heal super faster and get uber extra faster too. and makes you move like the guy you healing (you get rocket jump and demoknight charge), but if you h eal a soldier he will kill you so dont heal them.



















the vacsack: this gives youi 4 ubrercharges and i also forgot what the other things this does so i will copy and paste from the wiki.

Reload: Cycle through resist types.
While healing, provides you and your target with constant 10% resistance to the selected damage type

Übercharge provides a 2.5 second bubble of 75% resistance to a selected damage type and 100% crit resistance to that type to the Medic and Patient.

While ÜberCharge is active, Medic and patient are able to defend/capture a point, push the cart, and carry the intelligence.

Match the speed of any faster heal target.

+67% Übercharge rate.

-33% ÜberCharge rate on Overhealed patients.

-66% Overheal build rate.

Melee weapones: (whack people)

these things are weapons that you use to beat people up until they fall asleep (death).










the bone baw: this is default thign.













the uber whacker: this boy will give you uber when you hitted people with it and it also has epic taunt that dies people and give you all the uber. the best way to use this is to just hit people and never use the uber it gives you because they might have diseases.














the vita zaw: you can use this to steal people organs and it makes you uber stay when you respawn.











the putater: this boy do less damages to badguy but make you passive heal better and make your taunt do small heal.
















i dont know: i think it's sentient.












there are also some reskins but they not here because they the same as default

Good Guys: (team people)

this part will tell you who to heal (hint: it's heavy)










the scout: he is very fast and make you go fast too. (thats the only good part)
















the soldier: he shoot rocket at guys and big kaboom large damage. one of the best to uberchared


















the pyro: he do fire so is good to heal

















the demoman: he is scottish and make explode like the soldier so heal him.

















the heavy: healing heavy is kinda overrated tbh you should heal engineer instead.

















the engineer: never heal him. he is almost completely useless outside of his nest base.

















the other medic: let him die so you can do more healing.



















the sniper: i forgot this guy exists. if you heal him he will look at you like you're stupid and your feelings will hurt




















the spy: the worst class to heal. the only time you should heal him is when he is disguised and infront of an enemy so they know hes a spy and they shoot him while you run away.

Fun Spy fact: his real name is poops mcbutt!

Bad Guy: (they dont likes you)

this one tells you who to avoid!








Gibby: run away















the stinky man: he is annoying but if you have a friend you will live.




















the joldier: you will most likely die unless you have uber or a way to run away easily.

















the pryo: let your heavy do the killing and then taunt after he dies.


















the demort: you are going to died :(
















the hea: he will either shoot you or give sandwich. if he shoots at you just leave the server.


















the other you: you must both immediately use your ubers adn whoever runs out first loses. (if you do not have a friend with you, you lose immediately regardless of uber)
















poops mcbutt: he is your worst enemy. you have a 90% chance do be back stab and died. to avoid this dont leave spawn.

Bonus

the end :(

you are now all pro medic mains. thank you for reading this guide and i will make another one eventually. (the demoman is next)

[ŌkamiFan2004 #ŌKAMISEQUEL!!!]

sorry i farted and the horrible smell disabled the left half of my body while i was making this guide

[unl1censeddr]

A: I had a stroke while reading this.


B: The writer had a stroke while writing this.

[zoloft !!!]

I think I lost at least 10 IQ after reading this

[CEOofCockandBallTorture]

am bettyer at this thank you 10/10

[Jester]

masterpiece

[ŌkamiFan2004 #ŌKAMISEQUEL!!!]

the burger king dumpster

[mango]

Where do you people come from

[Zoroark_Cola]

am better at medik now 10/something

[Jester]

helped my stoopid ass alot. Thanks in german.

[titanic suicide scene (1997)]

>men