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The 48 Laws of Pimping

Law 1: Purse First, Ass Last.
Law 2: Get a Name in a Game.
Law 3: Don’t Chase ‘Em, Replace ‘Em.
Law 4: Keep a Hoe in Arrears.
Law 5: Prey on the Weak: a pimp depends on a hoe as much as a hoe depends on a pimp. But the key is to make the hoe believe that they need you not wanting to take responsibility is what makes a hoe in the first place
pick women who want (or need) to be taken care of
keep hoes financially dependent on you
tell them they need you, play up your support.
Law 6: When Pimpin’ Begins, Friendship Ends: there is too much treachery in the game for the bond and trust of a friendship
“in business you have to exploit every situation you can – if friendship prevent it, then you’re not on even footing with the competition, and you will lose“
Law 7: Pimp the Game
Law 8: Don’t Let Your History Be a Mystery
Law 9: Learn the Rules
Who better to teach how to pimp than how to pimp a ho than a veteran ho herself? She really taught me that this game is won between the ears, not between the legs
How to mind♥♥♥♥ a guy
Law 10: Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan
Law 11: Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas
“A real pimp is a gentleman, but these are pimps in gorilla suit”
“They hang around pimps, they have hoes on the track, they may even look like pimps, they are straight simps“
Law 12: Ain’t No Love in this ♥♥♥♥
Law 13: Pimp Like You’re Hoeless
Law 14: Better a Turnout Than a Burnout
Law 15: Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say
“They say honesty is the best policy. That doesn’t mean you have to tell the whole truth, but you must always keep it real -with yourself, if no one else. Lying shows a lack of character and an inability to face reality. There are better ways to manipulate someone than to lie”.
Law 16: Give Motivation and Inspiration
Law 17: Get You a Bottom ♥♥♥♥♥
Law 18: Cop and Blow
Law 19: Turn Hoe Ends into Dividends
Law 20: Get in a Hoe’s Head:
“These women informed me that it’s the small things in life that count when it comes to a woman. The kind words, or bringing her a gift for no reason, or remembering her birthday, and listening when she talks -those things really matter to them”
“Pimps don’t do that square ♥♥♥♥ (…), never treat a ho with much kindness. But I took this lesson and made it work for me. It took my pimpim’ to a whole other level”
“Unless she feels love for you, a ho is not going to give you her money for eight and ten year stretches”
“Some hoes want you to be hard on them, but with others it’s like pimp C says: “you serve vinegar, you gonna get pickles” -the trick is to figure out each ho’s mind”
“She told me “most hoes are lost little girls who have been neglected growing up, now living in a woman’s body. Hoes don’t this because they enjoy turning tricks. Most hoes don’t even like sex. They believe a pimp will give them the love and care they didn’t have growing up”
Law 21: A Hoe Without Instruction is Headed for Self-Destruction
Law 22: Keep Hoes on Their Toes
Law 23: A Hoe Joins a Stable to Ruin It
“In the pimp game, we call a group of hoes a stable, but there isn’t anything less stable. It takes a lot of work to keep any household in balance -much less a group of jealous and competitive women sharing one man”
“The pimp is the boss, and there are two things employees love most: undermining the boss, and undermining each other“
See: recognizing toxic employees
Law 24: Set the Trend
“A true leader is someone who people want to follow because the person is doing things that no one else is doing. You set the standards and it gives you the appearance of being superior to the people who try to imitate you”
Law 25: Grind for Your Shine
“One of the biggest misconceptions is that a pimp is someone who wears loud suits and big hats (…) Those are clowns, not pimps. Everyone loves a clown, but no one wants to take a clown home”.
“When I was pimpin I looked more like a Wall Street executive, than the stereotype of a pimp”
“He has to distinguish himself from the average Joe on the street. My Davoucci costs 1500 dollars, and a ho would know that. I have knocked many a ho in my career simply because of my style”.
“A ho wants to be seen with the flyest ♥♥♥♥♥ on the street, so I made it my business to be that ♥♥♥♥♥”
Also see: types of players (the “refined player”)
Law 26: The Game is to Be Sold, Not Told: don’t teach and don’t give wisdom for free. Sell it.
“The less a young pimp knew, the better for me. I wanted him to pay in blood, like I had”
“The only way I’ll tell it is if I sell it”
“Ignorance is bliss, but only for the person with the knowledge. That’s why there’s so much misinformation and confusion out there. People with the knowledge don’t really want those without to have it.”
Law 27: Keep Your Game on the Low
“being on top and staying on top is about control. Not just control of the hoes, but controlling myself and my mouth”
Ken would never tell a ho what he was really thinking, how much money he had, or how many other hoes he had
“Good pimps have a gift for gab, but smart pimps talk a lot and at the same time don’t say much at all”
The less someone knows about you, the better
Law 28: Be a Leader
Law 29: Play One Hoe Against the Next
Law 30: Prosperity Over Popularity: too many people enter the game for popularity
“Being popular isn’t a bad thing, but it should be a means to an end”
“you can be known by the whole world, but if you’re broke, it ain’t worth ♥♥♥♥”
Law 31: Look Out for Suzy Choosy
Law 32: Turn a Tramp Into a Champ
Law 33: Bring Your People with You to the Top
have a few brothers in arms you can rely on
don’t make people unappreciated
don’t make enemies
The irrefutable laws of power
Law 34: Show Respect to Get Respect: “treat people the way you want to be treated. at least to their faces”
Law 35: Trust Nothing But the Game
Test people around you. Leave some money around, see if they take it
Law 36: Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted
Law 37: Let a Hoe Know
Let a hoe know that you’re a pimp, and if she stays… You got a new ho
Law 38: Wreck a Hater
Law 39: Switch Up
Law 40: Don’t Down It, Crown It
Law 41: Keep Your Front Up ‘Til You Come Up
“Everything that glitters ain’t gold, but if you appear perfect, you will more than likely be seen that way”
“if people think you are flawed like them, they will try to prove that the yare better than you”
Law 42: If You Can See It, You Can Be It
Law 43: Talk ♥♥♥♥ and Swallow Spit
Law 44: You Need Fire and Desire
Law 45: Get Rid of the Word If
Law 46: Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes
Law 47: Pimpin’ Is What You Do, Not Who You Are
Law 48: Don’t Believe the Hype
“The value of this game is in learning how to pimp the same way that Uncle Sam, big business, and power brokers in this world pimp”
The real pimp game will never change. It’s all about money and power, the control of dollars and people.
“If you can’t figure out how to flip the script and pimp on something that can really make you rich, something that is legal and can make sure you never have to work again, then you shouldn’t really call yourself a pimp”
Amen to that.