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How to make meth as a TF2 Engineer?
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Hi everyone today im gonna show how to cook good meth as a tf2 engineer.
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Making Methamphetamine at home

List of chemicals and materials:
Diluted HCl - also called Muriatic acid - can be obtained from hardware stores, in the pool section
NaOH - also called lye
Ethyl Ether - aka Diethyl Ether - Et-0-Et - can be obtained from engine starting
fluid, usually from a large supermarket. Look for one that says “high ethyl ether
content”, such as Prestone
Ephedrine The cottons in todays vicks nasle inhalers dont contain efed or pfed
(ephedrin or psuedoephedrin) but there are still lots of easy ways to get good
ephed or pfed, pure ephedrin can be extracted out of it’s plant matter, from a plant
that can be bought at most garden stores. Or you can get pfed from decongestive
pills like sudafed. Most people perfer to work with pfed from pills rather then
ephed from the plant. The important thing is that you must have pure pfed/ephed
as any contaminants will f?ck up the molar ratio leaving you with over-reduced
sh!t or under-reduced sh!t. Or contaminats will jell durring baseifying and gak up
your product which will then be very hard to clean. So you want to find a pill that
is nearly pure pfed hcl, or as close to pure as you can get. Also check the lable on
your pills and see what inactive ingredients they contain. Inactive ingredients are
things like binders and flavors. These you dont want and will remove when
cleaning your pills. but certain inactive ingredients are harder to remove then
others. You dont want pills with a red coating, you dont want pills with alot of
cellose in them and you dont want pills with much wax. you also dont want pills
that contain povidone. As a rule, if you have a two pills that contain the same
amount of pfed hcl then take the smaller sized pill because it obviously has less
binders and inactive ingredients, time released pills are usualy harder to work
with because they have more binders and tend to gel up durring the a/b stage.
Also only buy pills that have pfed hcl as the only active ingredient. You first have
to make ephedrine (which is sometimes sold as meth by itself):If you are selling
it...I would just make ephedrine and say it’s meth.
Distilled water - it’s really cheap, so you have no reason to use the nasty stuff
from the tap. Do things right.
List of equipment
• A glass eyedropper
• Three small glass bottles with lids (approx. 3 oz., but not important)one should be
marked at 1.5oz, use tape on the outside to mark it (you might want to label it as
ether). One should be clear (and it can’t be the marked one).
• A Pyrex dish (the meatloaf one is suggested)
• A glass quart jar
• Sharp scissors
• Clean rubber gloves
• Coffee filters
• A measuring cup
• Measuring spoons
Preparing your Lab
Preparing Ethyl Ether:
WARNING: Ethyl Ether is very flammable and is heavier than air. Do not use ethyl ether
near flame or non-sparkless motors. It is also an anesthetic and can cause respiratory
collapse if you inhale too much.
Take the unmarked small bottle and spray starter fluid in it until it looks half-full. Then
fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake for 5 minutes. Let it sit for a
minute or two, and tap the side to try and separate the clear upper layer. Then, draw off
the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, and throw away the lower (water) and cloudy
layer. Place the ether in the marked container. Repeat this until you have about 1.5 oz. of
ether. Put the cap on it, and put it in the freezer if you can. Rinse the other bottle and let it
stand.
Ethyl ether is very pungent. Even a small evaporated amount is quite noticeable.
5. Pour 1/8 teaspoon of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and agitate. Do this
carefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off hydrogen gas and/or steam. H2
gas is explosive and lighter than air, avoid any flames as usual. Repeat this step until the
mixture remains cloudy. This step neutralizes the HCl in the salt, leaving the insoluble
free base (l-desoxyephedrine) again. Why do we do this? So that we can get rid of any
water-soluble impurities. For 3 oz. bottles, this should take only 3 repetitions or so.
6. Fill the bottle from step 5 up the rest of the way with ethyl ether. Cap the bottle, and
agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every molecule of the free-base
to the ether for as long as possible. This will cause the free base to dissolve into the ether
(it -is- soluble in ether).
7. Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick. Tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible. This is why this bottle should be clear.
8. Remove the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, being careful not to get any of the
middle layer in it. Place the removed ether layer into a third bottle.
9. Add to the third bottle enough water to fill it half-way and about 5 drops of muriatic
acid. Cap it. Shake the bottle for 2 minutes. When it settles, remove the top layer and
throw it away. The free base has now been bonded to the HCl again, forming a water
soluble salt. This time, we’re getting rid of ether-soluble impurities. Make sure to get rid
of all the ether before going to step 11!
10. If there is anything left from step 3, repeat the procedure with it.
11. Evaporate the solution in the Pyrex dish on low heat. You can do this on the stove or
nuke it in the microwave (be careful of splashing), but I have found that if you leave it on
top of a hot-water heater (like the one that supplies hot water to your house) for about 2-3
days, the remaining crystals will be ephedrine HCl.
If you microwave it, I suggest no more than 5-10s at one time. If it starts “popping”, that
means you have too little liquid left to microwave. You can put it under a bright (100W)
lamp instead. Microwaving can result in uneven heating, anyway.
First Batch: 120mg ephedrine HCl Estimated: 300mg (100% of theoretical, disregarding
HCl)
Making Methamphetamine out of ephedrine by reducing it with Hydroiodic Acid and Red Phosphorus
Items needed:
• A lot of matchbooks (the kind with the striking pad)
• Coffee filters (or filter paper)
• Something that measures ml and grams
• A flask (a small pot with a lid can be used)
• iodine
• Hydroiodic Acid (I will tell you how to make this)
• Red Phosphorus (I will tell you how to make this)
• Lye
• *Optional (toluene and HCI gas)

Making Red Phosphorus:
The striking pad on books of matches is about 50% red phosphorus. The determined
experimenter could obtain a pile of red phosphorus by scraping off the striking pads of
matchbooks with a sharp knife. A typical composition of the striking pad is about 50%
red phosphorus, along with about 30% antimony sulfide, and lesser amounts of glue, ironoxide, MnO2, and glass powder. I don’t think these contaminants will seriously interfere
with the reaction. Naturally, it is a tedious process to get large amounts of red phosphorus
by scraping the striking pads off matchbooks, but who cares? oxide, MnO2, and glass powder. I don’t think these contaminants will seriously interfere
with the reaction. Naturally, it is a tedious process to get large amounts of red phosphorus
by scraping the striking pads off matchbooks, but who cares?
Making Hydroiodic Acid
Making Hydroiodic Acid:
This is made by mixing iodine and red phosphorus. When making hydroiodic acid from
iodine and red phosphorus, the acid is prepared first, and allowed to come to complete
reaction for 20 minutes before adding the ephedrine to it. The way around the roadblock
here is to just boil off some more of the water from the ephedrine extract, and make the
acid mixture in fresh pure water. Since the production of HI from iodine and red
phosphorus gives off a good deal of heat, it is wise to chill the mixture in ice, and slowly
add the iodine crystals to the red phosphorus-water mixture.
Now, Making Methamphetamine
To do the reaction, a 1000 ml round bottom flask is filled with 150 grams of ephedrine.
Also added to the flask are 40 grams of red phosphorus and 340 ml of 47% hydroiodic
acid. This same acid and red phosphorus mixture can be prepared from adding 150 grams
of iodine crystals to 150 grams of red phosphorus in 300 ml of water. This should
produce the strong hydroiodic acid solution needed. Exactly how strong the acid needs to
be, I can’t say . With the ingredients mixed together in the flask, a condenser is attached
to the flask, and the mixture is boiled for one day. This length of time is needed for best
yields and highest octane numbers on the product. While it is cooking, the mixture is
quite red and messy looking from the red phosphorus floating around in it.When one day
of boiling under reflux is up, the flask is allowed to cool, then it is diluted with an equal
volume of water. Next, the red phosphorus is filtered out. A series of doubled up coffee
filters will work to get out all the red phosphorus, but real filter paper is better. The
filtered solution should look a golden color. A red color may indicate that all the red
phosphorus is not yet out. If so, it is filtered again. The filtered-out phosphorus can be
saved for use in the next batch. If filtering does not remove the red color, there may be
iodine floating around the solution. It can be removed by adding a few dashes of sodium
bisulfate or sodium thiosulfate.The next step in processing the batch is to neutralize the
acid. A strong lye solution is mixed up and added to the batch while shaking until the
batch is strongly basic. This brings the meth out as liquid free base floating on top of the
water. The strongly basic solution is shaken vigorously to ensure that all the meth has
been converted to the free base. You now can sell or use the free base for injection use or
with free base meth now obtained, the next step you can do is to form the crystalline
hydrochloride salt of meth. To do this, a few hundred mls of toluene is added to the
batch, and the meth free base extracted out as usual. If the chemist’s cooking has been
careful, the color of the toluene extract will be clear to pale yellow. If this is the case, the
product is sufficiently pure to make nice white crystals just by bubbling dry HCl gas
through the toluene extract. If the toluene extract is darker colored, a distillation is called
for to get pure meth free base. The yield of pure methamphetamine hydrochloride should
be from 100 to 110 grams.
Thanks for reading!
Here's how u can make ur own meth in red base. Thanks for reading. Dont forget to like so i can give more recipe :) And dont forget to check other recipes.

52 Comments
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NotAtAll_Credible May 3, 2022 @ 11:06am 
Ok, I was expecting this to be a meme guide, but now I am seriously wondering if this is legal...
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Right... now where can we get a guide on how to make a cartel style homemade tank? just.. asking for a friend... for reasons...
Envious May 3, 2022 @ 9:58am 
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tigah woods May 3, 2022 @ 5:21am 
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