SIGMA SUBMARINER GUIDE

How to be the best of the best of the best at GOTY nominee 'IRON LUNG'

We all live in a rusty Iron Lung...

The year is 1902 and the first iron submarine has just been patented in Bulgaria.
But oh no! Someone spilled some 40 metric tonnes of Kool-aid in the Red Sea and now it's a blood Ocean. Because you're such a good sailer for the king, he decided to give you a really cool new submarine ( it's just a little rusty cuz he forgot to clean it ) and told you to go use it in the red sea.

But first you should learn some things about submarining.

Submarine

A submarine (or sub) is a watercraft capable of independent operation underwater. It differs from a submersible, which has more limited underwater capability. The term is also sometimes used historically or colloquially to refer to remotely operated vehicles and robots, as well as medium-sized or smaller vessels, such as the midget submarine and the wet sub. Submarines are referred to as "boats" rather than "ships" irrespective of their size.


US Virginia-class submarine underway in Groton, Connecticut, July 2004

Although experimental submarines had been built earlier, submarine design took off during the 19th century, and they were adopted by several navies. They were first widely used during World War I (1914–1918), and are now used in many navies, large and small. Military uses include attacking enemy surface ships (merchant and military) or other submarines, and for aircraft carrier protection, blockade running, nuclear deterrence, reconnaissance, conventional land attack (for example, using a cruise missile), and covert insertion of special forces. Civilian uses include marine science, salvage, exploration, and facility inspection and maintenance. Submarines can also be modified for specialized functions such as search-and-rescue missions and undersea cable repair. They are also used in tourism and undersea archaeology. Modern deep-diving submarines derive from the bathyscaphe, which evolved from the diving bell.

Most large submarines consist of a cylindrical body with hemispherical (or conical) ends and a vertical structure, usually located amidships, that houses communications and sensing devices as well as periscopes. In modern submarines, this structure is the "sail" in American usage and "fin" in European usage. A "conning tower" was a feature of earlier designs: a separate pressure hull above the main body of the boat that allowed the use of shorter periscopes. There is a propeller (or pump jet) at the rear, and various hydrodynamic control fins. Smaller, deep-diving, and specialty submarines may deviate significantly from this traditional design. Submarines dive and resurface by means of diving planes and changing the amount of water and air in ballast tanks to affect their buoyancy.

Russian Akula-class submarine of the Northern Fleet

Submarines have one of the widest ranges of types and capabilities of any vessel. They range from small autonomous examples and one- or two-person subs that operate for a few hours, to vessels that can remain submerged for six months—such as the Russian Typhoon class, the biggest submarines ever built. Submarines can work at greater depths than are survivable or practical for human divers.[2]

Okay, sport. Now that you've learned a little about Submarines, you probably think you're ready to take the ol' girl out for a spin, huh? Well sit the ♥♥♥♥ down, because you're wrong. And you need to learn about the place you're gonna be Submarining.

BLOOD OCEAN

Pretty neat stuff, huh? Spooky, too!
Okay, Mariner. Now you're ready to boot up the game.

The Game ( You're gonna loose it )

When we go ahead and boot up the game, The first thing we're met with is the title screen. You'll notice the overly loud ambience of waves fapping and cheap-quality music. So what you're gonna do next is go to the settings and turn the volume down to ZERO

There we go, much better. Now - turn the sensitivity PAST ten, if you can ( I couldn't but maybe you can ) Make sure you have this guide up while playing as it will help tremendously. Now start a new game!

New Sub+

Here we are, Sailyman! The ♥♥♥♥ pit of our tight vessel. What you're gonna do next is Shift+tab while in game and return to this guide and play this song, as it will enhance your submariner skills

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

My god - I didn't have faith in you but you made it, Kid. You did it, even when I said behind closed doors to your close friends and relatives that 'He'll never be Submarinin' ' But here we are, to my amazement, with you at the helm of your own SICC A$$ nasty mofo Sub-mo-riney. Proud of you.

[Chet Hanx]

i didnt read (too much text) but i liked the pictures :)

[Alfirro]

Now it's time to hunt that mithycal sponge-bob squarepants or something

[☽Jones☾]

I love this

[PASGHETTI]

Best Shitpost i've ever seen, i salute you with my whole heart, sailor

[wheresmyeyebrow]

Thank yyou

[Hegsta]

perfect. Now how do I drink the Kool-Aid?

[Bungus McGungus #SaveTF2]

awesome guide

[æther™]

I became das boot after this.