How To Enjoy CS:GO

This is a in depth guide showing you how to enjoy counter strike: global offensive without getting angry, upset, etc.

Step 1

Step 1. Buy Skins
⚫ Everyone knows the best way to enjoy a game is to be visually attracted to it. Put $20 into the game and start a nice little collection!

Step 2

Step 2. Start using drugs
⚫ It's a common sight to see other counter strike players smoking weed! It helps clear your mind and keep you from getting mad at losing matches and rank.

Step 3

Step 3. Gamble
⚫ Maybe you lose a few dollars, or maybe even win! It definitely won't become a problem though.

Step 4

Step 4. Spend every paycheck moving forward on csgo skins.
⚫ Who cares? It's technically just assets I can sell and get my money back whenever I want right?!?

Step 5

Step 5. Get a mortgage
⚫ At this point you're not going to work and are probably fired from your job due to the amount of absences. You wouldn't have money to pay for your skins otherwise!

Step 6

Step 6. Lose it all
⚫ It's all gone, all your money, your house, and most importantly your skins. You thought it was a good idea to put everything on red in csgowild and now you're paying the price

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[Viper 🕷🔻]

this is such a useful tutorial! thanks!

[Mel]

Great

[helle]

it really cant get good for real XD

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xD

[duck]

hahahha

[Joe Biden]

this really helped me THANK YOU

[Scoffled]

just came bro, good guide!

[slideshow enjoyer]

hahah im dyin bruv

[K1lss]

lmaoo

[talent]

haha xD