The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

[RanteS ₪]

Is it possible to sex this power?

[CRSTLN]

the true tragedy is that he's in the acolyte.

[Holy Water Enemas Ltd.]

I always thought it was funny that people thought Darth Plagueis was an actual character when it's obviously just a made-up story Palpatine pulled out of his ass to further tempt Anakin to the Dark Side.

[LMFAO]

Did Darth Plagueis ever scratched his balls?

[Hey Høli]

yes

[Smol Eri]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[Hey Høli]

not from a jedi

[orjikubar]

Is it possible to learn this power?

[Jedix]

this is my favorite tale

[Failous]

Yes, Ironic