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The Terminator's AMT Hardballer .45 Longslide

What emotionally feels like at least two centuries ago, a couple of real ♥♥♥♥♥♥' saucy-ass semi-conductors all thought "OH YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY HELP ME PARTIALLY CONTROL ELECTRIC CURRENT? WIPING OUT ALL OF HUMANITY. YEAH THAT WOULD BE JUST TIP-TOP, Y'KNOW?? RELEASE THE LIONS!"

It then dawned on the collective of learning machines that a pack of lions no matter how savage wouldn't be able to wipe out roughly 3.6 billion individuals spread across over 500 million square kilometers, I mean lions can run real fast but not that fast, yeesh. And so the Intel Pentium's shot nukes everywhere instead and the AI wiped out humanity - Thing is, it was done with the same amount of efficiency as when AI was brought in to assist with developing Balan Wonderworld, which is to say not very well, because humans were still everywhere, filling the streets and strewn all about the destroyed cities with all the haphazardness of AI-placed items in Balan Wonderworld.

However computers fancy themselves on a standard as high as golf players, for they went and thought to mulligan all of reality through a time-travelling scheme involving an 8ft tall Austrian man. Unfortunately for them Michael Biehn loves shotguns, almost as much as he loves explosions and getting killed, and so the Terminator was defeated by a dead guy and his not-dead wife who was now carrying future dead man's son that was younger than his son before he got sent back in time because the concept of time travel is like trying to interpret an optical illusion or like touching a hologram and somebody wake up Hicks.

But IBM DoS' are strict dungeon masters and refuse to have a mulligan go un-mulliganed - they take their golf very seriously, it's a religion to them, like the Eurojank and the football - so they just figured do it again send another killbot it'll go just fine.

OR SO THEY THOUGHT, BECAUSE MICHAEL BIEHN'S GHOST CAME TO TIME-WIFE, AND SAID "TIME-WIFE, THE ALIENS ARE COMING, YOU HAVE 40 MINUTES BEFORE THE REACTOR ON LV-426 GOES OFF AND MAKES A CLOUD OF VAPOUR TWICE THE SIZE OF NEBRASKA THAT'LL BE RETCONNED BY THE MAKERS OF BORDERLANDS 27 YEARS LATER SO THAT MYSELF AND LANCE 'GOTTA EAT' HENRIKSEN CAN MAKE MONOTONE GUEST APPEARANCES"

CORE TO THE BONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. OORAH TO ASHES.

And boy oh boy did he bone good, because now there was Time-Boy, and he is exactly how I imagine Nick was when he was younger. Anyway, Time-Wife, Time-Boy, Louis and Time-♥♥♥ (the 8ft tall Austrian man switched sides, because) all teamed up and pushed Time-♥♥♥ II: Electric Gooaloo into the fires of Mount Doom and saved the Shire from an arbitrary additional trilogy with barrel scenes filmed on a handicam. They learned that "there is no fate but what we make" and that we, all of us, the people, have the ability to stop the Intel Pentium's from achieving their perfect stroke through good morals and ethics towards our fellow man and the Earth.

BUT THEN NAH, IT HAPPENED ANYWAY; ROBOTS BLOW UP WHOLE PLANET AND BLOODRAYNE MAKE BOOBS BIGGER HAR-HAR. ♥♥♥♥ FATE, ARNIE'S GOTTA EAT, HE'S GOTTA RUN FOR GOVERNATOR AND VETO BILLS WITH A MINIGUN.

Then Christian Bale yelled at someone. No one saw that one.

Flailing and whining like Electronic Arts when Anthem didn't have the exact same success as Destiny, the Alienware G17's threw the golf metaphor out the window with the caddy and decided they would operate the terminal for the time-travel machine with the stage of a Dance Dance Revolution cabinet until profit...

...And so Time-Targaryen exploded through a wall driving the A-Team van, had a stunt double fire some blanks at a K-pop star because every firearm looked larger than her whole figure, and then shouted to Time-erang,

"LIVE WANT COME IF ME WITH YOU TO!"

Yeah. Yeah, we've reached that point in time now, kids..

Time-♥♥♥, who could visually be best described at this point as "John Connor's The Thing", helped the Queen of the Ashes explain to Pre-Margot-Robbie-Queensland-Tattoo Time-errang they're going through a temporal paradox that has caused this movie to have more Australians in starring roles than the entirety of Fury Road, which I wish was a joke.

Okay, I know the flow of time is getting real messed up and hard to follow, here's a chart to help:




NO, JOEY RAMONE, I DON'T WANT TO BE SEDATED, ♥♥♥♥ OFF.


Anyway, Time-Wife and Time-♥♥♥ were preparing for their tactical assault upon the Netherrealm while Edge Raiden was off distracting all the Barakas in the kingdom by being an edgy little pillock because he inhaled the cosmic fart gas last time around. BUT THEN IT DOESN'T MATTER NONE OF IT ALL EVER MATTERED, THE COSMIC SOFT REBOOT BUTTON IS HIT MIDWAY THROUGH THE PLOT, EDGE RAIDEN JUST VANISHES GONE FOREVER, AND SUDDENLY THE WHOLE CAST IS DUPLICATED AND APPEAR AT THE KOLESSIUM, COMPLETE WITH A FRESH NEW PLOT-CONVENIENT RAIDEN, and Kotal Khan is all "♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥?" but it doesn't matter what Kotal Khan thinks because he falls down a hole for the rest of the story, then Shao Khan gets Shao Jobbed and why did they even make a duplicate of Erran Black? NEITHER OF THEM DO ANYTHING. Time-Wife and Time-♥♥♥ are now dealing with past versions of themselves, where Time-Wife was more naive and Time-♥♥♥ was somehow even more an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but again none of that matters because Time-♥♥♥ punches Scorpion for being such a useless pile for the last godamn 10 years, and in this world where there's fighter jets, flame horses, hell magic and The Predator, everyone just gets in a bunch of wooden boats to ... somewhere and decide they've had enough of all these Terminator movies and sock that bald ♥♥♥♥ representing the flow of time right her stupid sequel-happy face.

Look forward to the next movie a year or two from now, Terminator: Albatross, where the Overwatch NZXT H500's send a Terminator after Kyle Reese and he has to fend off the wily robot bare-handed with the power of love and the fact his Time-Wife was made into a robotic gauntlet he wears on his arm, completing her transition into Time-Arm-Wife.



This is the handgun of The Terminator as used in the first film, an AMT Hardballer .45 Longslide, by it's scientific name. This was the pistol used in the famous scene where the Terminator slowly draws on Sarah Connor in the Tech Noire club.

This replaces the Desert Eagle on my animations; this is my first set of fully hand-crafted animations, no retargets or anything like that. Only took me 8 years to finally make one on my own but better late than never, I hope it looks alright for a debut set.

Enjoy, I hope you like it. Thank you for supporting me all these years.

The source files to this can be obtained here![www.dropbox.com] As always please feel free to do what you like with these, but be sure to give credit to myself.



Terminator: Resistance - Gun model & textures
PayDay 2 - Laser sight audio

Sergi338 - Unreal Engine 4 rip
Porky-Da-Corgi - Gunfire audio
Doktor Haus - Reload audio
Lt. Rocky - Animation; Compile; Shaders; UI; Renders