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TARTAGLIA IN CHINA

tartaglia was in russia. very cold, drink vodka eat pelmeni.but . carica ordered him to go to china. and kill everyone. so tartaglia go to china. he see fat people. he became friends with zhongli. 153 kg fat a$$ funeral g@y. they were really close. they ate together burgers, dogs idk. drink vodka and beer. one night tartaglia was giga drunk. barely walking. and called zhongli. to get him. zhongli was on his mobility scooter. saw tartaglia lying on the ground. broken teeth. got into a fight. with lumine. because he tried to r@pe her. zhongli got him back it was 2 am. but zhongli was hungry so he ate a dog burger. and then he f*cked tartaglia. R@PE. tartaglia then went to the bank and idk. he saw ganyu. and said H E Y G I R L I E ! and then he R@PED HER! OH NOOOOO! he broke her horn. tartaglia then tried to kill her. but zhongli called him and said TARTAGLIA! COME HERE I HAVE DOG BURGERS! zhongli was so fat tartaglia barely understood him. but he went to eat dog burgers with zhongli. and ate together. one day tartaglia hear knocking on door. it waas ganyu and hE R@PED HER AGAIN! HEY GIRLIE HEY GIRLIE! HEY GIRLIE! and killed her. and gave her corpse to zhonli. zhongli gave her to azhdaha. azhdaha crushed her. blood everywhere. the next day tartaglia search for lumine. and find her and said H E Y GIRLIE HEY GIRLIE HEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIEHEY GIRLIE. and he r@ped her. killed her. now he take her corpse for russia. and puts her on his dinner table and shares her with his siblings. they eat together. the end :)