How to min/max your boy junk

Hello there. Today, and for the forseeable future, we will be learning how to get the best flag pole. Not the longest, not the shortest, we want the *just right* flag pole. Let's do this.

Step 1: The beginning

Alright feller, so first off we gonna aim for a 8 incher. Our journey for this begins at character creation. If possible, pick a race that allows 8 inches. If your flag pole has to be a bit lower, don't you lose self esteem. I'm sure anybody would be happy to hang their flag on it, and you can still achieve the perfect number, just adds more steps. Nothing good was ever easy. Unless you start as a race that can have 8 inches. Then it is.

Step 2: Target Acquired: Dommy Mommy

After flawlessly completing the tutorial (great job), we encounter the key to the ultima weapon, if the ultima weapon was a flag pole just the right size for a special someone. Of course right now it isn't. Kasyrra is going to damage your self esteem by a few hundred points, don't worry, this number is invisible and will heal shortly. Now listen very carefully. Do not refuse her, instead, you tell her that actually, you're going to use *YOUR* flag pole. Now coming up is one of the most important decisions thus far. Now she has 2 locations available to plant your flag pole: the high road will grant how big the *flag* is, but we don't care about how much the *flag* flows, (for now) so pick the low road, and plant your flag vigorously. Your self esteem may be tarnished by her comments; ignore her, she's merely testing your resolve. The second choice is less important, personally we make her eat her flag to assert dominance, however if you'd prefer to wear it, the outcome seems to be the same. She has a magical spell that increases your flag pole *4 inches*. Making your flag pole *12 inches*. Now, why is this important? Follow me, I'll explain on the way.

Step 3: Target acquired: Goldie Locks

I shan't spoil the game here, however, eventually in your journey you shall meet "Etheryn". Now Etheryn has a plot to stick the flag pole in, but she explicitly needs 12 inches. Any more and you turn into a ravenous beast, any less and well, you don't want to be the person with the *less* than 12 inch flag pole do you? With a 12 inch flag pole, your pole will stick perfectly into the plot, and you and her will retain the option to share a heartwarming, platonic hug afterward. Of course, this is just the beginning. Now we go one step beyond. The flagpole's size is finished, but we have attachments available.

Step 4: (optional) Target acquired: Dommy Mommy 2: The second coming

Eventually in your journey, you will encounter Lady Evergreen. Now Lady Evergreen needs a specific flagpole attachment kit, but don't worry, she'll supply it for free. If you didn't start with the knotting ability for your flag pole roping, then if you plant your flag in her plot, possibly while she's busy planting her own flag pole in Cait's plot because Cait had to sell her land, she will release a heavy sigh before giving you a full ez knot attachment. Useful! Now we reach the current super boss...

Step 5: (optional) Now, the flag itself

Eventually during your adventures, you will meet a orc named Vaush. Eventually, you might meet him drinking, and friendly. If you would like to increase your flag amount, purchase the "flag booster" he sells, preferably as many as you can carry, Cait likes lots of flag after all. As you polish your flag pole with the booster, watch your flag amount statistic. You want to aim for Flag Quantity >=500 to unlock a option to successfully plant your flag into the orc raiding party plots, however you can optionally increase your "Need to put up a flag" to >=33.

Step 6: To be continued?

The world of flags and poles is ever growing. Hopefully this guide will be helpful as a measuring post and reminder, and possibly may be continued in the future. Feel free to share your own tips, or suggestions for planting in as many plots (safely) as possible. I hope you have a good day/night, and that you perservere with me through both the world of CoC and our own, whatever evils are thrown our way. God bless; good luck; or both.

*New* Addendum (ooc)

If you want to pick a race with a lower starting size, or would like to start with extra girth, feel free to pick 6 inches to start with, then choose the "well hung" perk during character creation/ doing so will make the total starting size 8 inches, give extra girth, a easier time to tf increases if you like, and will still allow you to reach 12 off of the kass encounter, still allowing non evil access to etheryn. also, to stud at the pup farm in harvest valley, you need a virility of 2.5 or greater, which can be easily increased to that requirement from default by bargaining with lady evergreens' service menu, and or a max c quantity of equal to or greater than 500. also, if youd like to maintain a certain ball size, for rp purposes or what have you, save and reload each time you use a virility booster to ensure it doesnt say "theyve doubled in size".

[Cameo]

All the euphemisms make this guide incredibly hard to read and understand.

[Crunchy Spider]

The Tainted Witch you encounter by fording through Harvest Valley will help you with your flag size and quantity if you choose option 2. I decided to save-scum and click that combat a few times until I qualified to help at the farm a few squares away.

[Erilidan]

I managed to get 55.5" and 54" on one character, but I think they might have patched that out. I tried to repeat the same process with a new character and it didn't work out.

[neurosis51]

bruh, my junk is already at 48 inches long, it's thick and probably the biggest you can get it so far. i'm not proud of the act, but you **will** have to fuck corrupted male centaur ass a few times to unlock the biggest dong like me. I haven't played the kors minos content yet so they might have added new features or expanded the cap past 48 inches.

[Anri of Astora]

Siding with kas and choosing to dom with your thing allows for dialogue to grow. After act one you can visit kas and get the same dialogue infinitely by choosing "doggy" if I remember correctly then choosing to "ENHANCE". If you choose well hung perk you can max at 34.5 inches. Not sure if you don't choose well hung. Now if you end up drinking copious amounts of incubus fluids your junk eventually turns into eldritch tentacles(if you have two demon poles) that even though says can change sizes does have a base size of "12" that is hidden but still can be increased. But it won't tell you the stats. maxing out with kas again after this just describes them as "Monstrous".

[Le pp baguette De wewe]

If your going for a monster, I recommend 18 inch's. It makes the target audience happy and can still fit in the large majority of other's.

[OutoftheLoop]

you couldn't think of berrys and twig, wedding tackle, all the other funny stuff from Austin Powers?

[Joker]

12 inches are optimum in this game as the many 'sheaths' in the game can barely handle monstrous poles. But, if you wanted to advertise your junk as a third leg I would recommend using incubus 'milk' or Minoblood wine, mixed with turgid mushroom.

[TheRedX15]

Or use E G G

[Hue]

For people confused the low road in the first encounter with Kasyrra is her ass, not the pussy.