Arma 3
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How to fly a Jet :)
By 󠀡󠀡
Step 1: Don't

Step 2: If you do, your stupid ass better be the main character and f*cking have plot armour

Step 3: On your climb fly high in the atmosphere like how the 9/11 hijackers did it

Step 4: Lose some altitude to gain supersonic speeds

Step 5: Maintain Supersonic speeds

Step 6: When going for a target, use your speed to your advantage like a suicide bomber beating traffic to go to his daughter's wedding

Step 7: Pray to Allah

Step 8: Be like Joe Biden, sneak up on your target in close range where they least expect it

Step 9: Blow them up

Step 10: Repeat
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45 Comments
Tanimal Mar 10 @ 8:43pm 
better idea! dont take a jet, take a ww2 aircraft produced by the japanese, just because... why not? no other reason...
󠀡󠀡  [author] Apr 25, 2023 @ 5:36pm 
[Update]: Ngl, i felt high when I first wrote this. Its been updated to to still keep the humour but more nuance in actually helping you lol
SpaceFish Mar 26, 2023 @ 12:25pm 
I rate this guide 9 out of 11
Arthur Morgan Oct 30, 2022 @ 12:21pm 
guys i have dlc in my library but can't find jets in editor ? WHAT CAN I DO
WP_56 Oct 9, 2022 @ 12:43pm 
And then a new era began
E Sep 25, 2022 @ 11:32am 
instructions unclear, started falling down quickly when i tried to fly up high, and crashed into the medic tent at the base and killed 30 wounded soldiers and medics
LT WreckinYoMom Sep 19, 2022 @ 8:46am 
Great guide! 11/10:steamthumbsup:, but i didnt know how to land so i landed on a orphanage resulting in one of my missiles falling off and blowing up the entire area does it count as a butter landing?
جسد خوار Jul 15, 2022 @ 12:23pm 
I learned how to fly CAS in two seconds, the videos i watched are useless after your guide! Thank you, keep the great work!
Female voter Jul 14, 2022 @ 8:54pm 
mashallah thank you brother
SoundSufind10 Jul 11, 2022 @ 10:19pm 
Thankfully hell doesn't exist so he good.