Why You Should NOT Play Team Fortress 2

This is the story of a heavy main who's tired of "community's" bullshıt. Don't get triggered because i make fun of you for like 12 seconds, get a better life like i have. Also have fun with your game. Now let's start.

1ST Reason: People Who Starts To Cry Because You're Better Than Them.

This one is really simple to explain, thanks to the bothoster everyone is so fücking paranoid thinking that you're cheating as well. No matter what you do their stüpidæsses do NOT understand that you're not cheating. For a GREAT example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgdVL3in_e8

in this video you can understand what i'm talking about, this shıt happened a lot because i dominated a piece of shıt edgelord who came from reddit thinking that i'm cheating because i dominated him. This shıt sucks man. It really annoys me.

"If you are better than me you're a cheater"

-philosophy of gamers

2ND Reason: The Workshop

Thanks to community My favorite game is full of trash items because of the "Mann of Culture". Nowadays workshop cosmetics are either a(n) :

-meme
-reference
-ingame bullshıt that mixed with a hat

Like do you guys remember the Wojak hat from scout? Nobody fücking wears it anymore [unless they are a trader or a retarded baby who tries to make me a fool]. The only good content comes from the map creators or custom weapons you guys are fücking awesome [except the creator of Wutwille, fück you]. You guys don't believe me? I'll show how retarded this new cosmetics are:

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2554926420
thanks to canon that pyro's face is still a mystery every workshop items for pyro is just a new mask, few weeks later they are going to put a fücking Furf@g on pyro and it's going to get so many votes because how there are so many zoophıles in this game.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2554083585
a stupid cosmetic that doesn't even makes sense. Like are you really that lost it?

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2554070795
same bullshıt with the same story. "Oh MaN I'm GoInG tO gEt SoMaNy VoTeS"

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2554968817&searchtext=
i didn't know people are into this.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2553822080&searchtext=
am weeb my dicc gets hard as a rock when i see 2 dimensional characters with annoying voices. Now watch me doing so many finger poses for no fücking reason. (i was going to make a chinese joke but probably i would've canceled without having twitter lmao)

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2483398387&searchtext=
in case you all don't know what is this is, its literally a loadout from chinese copy of Team Fortress 2 that's how soldier looks like in the ripoff fortress 2.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2220364853&searchtext=
This prooves that the community steals from the memes. I don't think i need an explanation to that.

i don't want to get into unusuals and taunts because everyone knows they both suck as well. And people ask "WhY VaLvE No UpGrAdE Tf2 HuRr DurR"

3RD: r/tf2 and the others.

I don't want to get into this a lot because everyone knows redditors are one of the most pathetic people on the earth hands down. Reddit is full of losers who cares nothing but "gold" in a website that does nothing.



i don't wanna look reddit for more so i'll post a video that explains everything by a man who has personality, good comedy, understanding language and same level autism as them

4TH (The Obvious One):Neglecting From The Developers

A-Workshop again
In case you are new here ValVe doesn't give a shıt about his BEST game. If ValVe cared about it they wouldn't add cosmetics that breaks the Copyright infringement rule, adding trash cosmetics that destroys the artstyle etc.

B-Censorship

this one might be complicated to understand, but i'm going to give a short explanation, thanks to normies and kids who doesn't have money to play minecraft and have bullshıt pc to play fortnite; ValVe decided to add censorship ONE MORE FÜCKING TIME, THE BULLSHİT ALREADY EXISTED FROM 2007 AND THEY ADDED ANOTHER ONE ARE YOU FÜCKING KIDDING ME? Anyway as i was saying, this is bad because some time later censorship is going to take your "being friendly" too, you guys might say "you're kidding right?" in the inside but i am not joking i played so many video games that they punish you because you said peepeepoopoo or not playing the objective. IT'S A REASON TO GET BANNED but TF2 players doesn't know that... yet. But they are going to learn it some day. (I know the Nigeria killers too but thanks to retarded babies ValVe decided to add it one more time)

C-Things that should've added and changed

Let's start with an easy one:

Arena mode, old competitive before the real competitive came out, i can't believe ValVe still didn't add the gamemode.

Autobalance: i think i don't need to explain that

Timers on certain maps like capture the flag, or payload cart race.

4th slot for only badges

EXTRA

Some of y'all babies are going to say it would ruin the fun if the timer gets added in PLR and CTF
this is my answer to y'all idiots "It locks you in that MAP so even if the timer goes off you can still hangout with that friendly another hour"

I don't think random critical hits and random bullet spread should removed. It's okay in my eyes.
Also heavy would be overpowered since there is not going to be a bullet spread on minigun. (Literal laser beam that does over than 540 damage)

I don't even care about the Heavy update. I am really that done.

IF VALVE WOULD'VE CARED TF2, THE SECTION HAD MORE WORKERS THAN 2 PEOPLE.

If TF2 gets moved to Source2 "trimping, rocket jump surfings (anything that breaks the physics in the game)" would be gone

5TH:Community

I don't even know where to start at this one. Let's start with the player count:

Player count is rising a lot nowadays in the game which made me happy to see how the community grow. But now i really hate to see count rising. I saw a poll that asks "how did you start playing tf2" and the poll winner was "for the memes" BY 81%! After seeing that and looking at the in-game chat was full of "engineer gaming, poggers and pogchamp" all the time, i realized it. The main reason was not the bots but the "community".

That's the main reason why i decided to create this guide to show a light for normies and children because it really fücking sucks at this point. I don't even find a reason to play since my one of my friends get banned from every "community" server for (almost) being better than admins and trashtalking them. (playboikale) i think it's better for me to start a new page in life. After so many retarded posts, fanarts, shıtty impressions of soldier saying the Nword like it's the funniest thing in the world... I cannot stand this anymore. I mean you guys harassed VA's to say "_____" gaming like bruh its not even funny, I'm pretty sure few of you pieces of shıts might do Necromancer to bring Rick May to say soldier gaming. You guys are making fun of the developers and harass them because of no updates besides than bug fixes and localization files.you guys expect someone WHO IS YOUR ONLY HOPE to bring some big update.

"O lOoK Guİs SnEk!!1!!1!1!1!11"

6TH:Worshipping TF2tubers

I'm not mad because they are not funny, stupid and all; i'm mad because of these tubers fanbase. Thanks to Mr. Internet Guy i can't even use sidegrade miniguns because Mr. Internet Guy said: "if you use this i hate you.". everyone is vote kicking me because i wanted to play Natascha for the first time. One of my friends sold his Killstreak Tomislav because Mr. Internet Guy told that Tomislav is for "gay" people. I don't understand this place anymore, i mean you guys let people to sit to a corner and do nothing throwing sandwiches every fücking time but not letting me use Brass Beast like c'mon man. Same as the people who tries to suck a tf2tubers dıck to be friends with him. and having 6 pocket because that guy is famous (still killed them and dom'd lmao)

7TH:CONCLUSION

TF2 is a good game, but its community sucks ass. People keep bıtching about why ValVe is not bringing an update while they are doing nothing but cry about it. You guys might not believe me but i decided to develop an update called "Mann Depot" for Heavy. I balanced every weapon, planned a SFM movie that's like 6 minutes long (didn't animate it after seeing the harassment against developers) new aussie designs, 4 weapons that is going to change heavy's gameplay style. And its not even like my only update idea, i was thinking 3 more small updates like Blue Moon case update. But you know why i stopped? It's because no matter what you do, what you create they will not be satisfied, they will want more of it like its an easy job. So why don't you create an update too? Just post it on Workshop part by part and show to the community. They are going to say one and ONLY thing: "thanks for destroying the fun from *fill weapon here* æsshole." that's why ValVe gave up bringing big updates, because why would you waste your time for little kids and man-children to give them something what they wanted to see and only getting negativity as a respond?

Do you guys know why some games are better than others? It's because they have originality instead of selling themselves to reddit and it's community. This is where TF2 lost, it lost its originality, got sold to reddit and its community.

EXTRAS

I have few words to the Old players who started playing this game from 2007-2013 and the people who plays on tf2center or MGE or any competitive style gameplay websites, tournaments etc. (except Faceit and Creators.tf) :You are all fücking cool don't get me wrong. You guys are the coolest Crazy Gunmenn and Gunwomenn i've ever met (except b4nny). Thanks to you i had a lot of good time in this 12 v 12 hellhole. It was nice to play with you all. [Fück the rest]

I don't even play tf2 properly anymore i just sit on my computer for 6 hours to play 3 matches on tf2center. Lose it and wait 6 more hours because people refuse to play medic. (Don't get me wrong tf2center is a Solid S tier website.) I can't even find a good MGE server to train its empty as fück.

Tf2tubers are ok if they are not ruining the server for being unfunny. (fück you tho Muselk ]bıtchæss uncle tom])

share this guide so i can get refused from everyone in this community.

oh by the way i might remaster the guide because i changed the guide like 10 times because of my low english and doing so much misunderstandings.

Heavy mains, you are all cool. Fück the rest (imagine maining an OP class and act like hottest shıt)

i'm not quitting tf2, its a guide to the new players who wants to play the game and what is going to happen if they joined.

MvM players are ok, unless they are not kicking me for being better than them (i'm talking about you backburner pyro you piece of shıt same as you huo long heavy)

[kuz]

a24 slowburn

[Demilirus]

engineers are fat and fuсking stupid cause they waddle over to the end of the cap and set down their trailer homes so their disgusting inbred yokel family can guard the point with them

[Automaton-37467]

Idk man i feel like the name thing isnt that big of a deal its just names after all but its defenetly better that those generic edgy names where they replace a bunch of letters with an x, z or weird looking letters. A bigger issue to me with the community how they say realy fucked sh*t when they’re losing or not doing well like the n word and telling people to end themselves. Idk if thats common or if i was just unlucky last time i played tf2. Also who tf is b4nny and what did he do?

[seve]

True

[BoPoe]

people who puts cum or sex on their name is more than the bots :b

[The mann who sold the world]

This really hits home in some parts. Especially the worshiping tf2ubers. I think uncle Dane made a video on how stuff like that gets excessive. Oh yeah, the workshop is aids. The stuff that gets added is trash, but all of the good, art style constant stuff is nearly never added. I’ve been in this community on several different accounts over the years, and it’s sad. How many people have you seen with names like “i will whack you!” And then they say in chat “i will whack you!” Like they think they’re the funniest shit ever. And how many people named “the man of sex” have you seen? Too many. But even if the community is kinda bad in some places, it’s still tf2. That game with some of the most kick ass gameplay, great weapons, and best character design ever.

[zoloft]

you're mentally ill

[tacker11]

alright

[BoPoe]

being good at tracking.

[tacker11]

im sorry man. but how u get called a cheater for heavy hes ez?