how to always die 100% guaranteed

This is a guide (based off personal experience) on how to always die without fail.

Picking a character

Okay first, it does not matter what character you pick because you will inevitably be sat on and shotgunned. your best chance is a sword class cuz more defence but it is still useless against the mighty oryx.

max ur dude

Even with like a 70 def knight, oryx still one shots if you get sat on. but you can still max your character for satisfaction.

get comfy

woah you're now 8/8 and you just chilling doing dungeons. You think you can do a sanctuary or void or fungal.

get 360 no scoped

you hit your desk, maybe break your keyboard. you just got sat on or shotgunned and you lost your fav character. Its even worse when you die right before you get the fame u need to 5 star. rip soldier.

start again

u start again cuz the game is addicting as hell and you have 120 hours played in 2 weeks.