"when your wife asks you why there is a tapping sound under your bed so you explain its a monster that has lived under your bed since you were 8 but then she asks why its tapping and you say you dont know so she suggests (playfully) that it may be having sexual intercourse with another monster but you know after thoughtful discussion with the monster (that occurred the night before) he has never been in a relationship due to his sexuality being homosexual and the monster world (generally speaking) is against this type of relationship"