71 ways to die

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About the sections:

Just killed: Someone killed you

Suicide: You killed yourself without killing anyone else

Sacrifice: You killed yourself and you killed someone else at the same time

Just killed

• Reflected huntsman (normal or burning) arrows
  
• Market gardener
  
• You get airblasted of the cliff with your medic while Ubercharged
  
• Airblasted into a reflected rocket of your own
  
• Airblasted into the air and died via fall damage
  
• Walking out of spawn and immediately get stunned, burned, then backstabbed
  
• Missing a backstab on a paranoid Heavy
  
• Those stupid mantreads that almost every single soldier seems to be wearing
  
• By that one soldier who uses you as a surface to rocket jump off of
  
• Telefragged
  
• Using the ordinary cloak watch, and running out of charge -- right in front of someone
  
• Being spotted and crit-sawed by said Heavy's Medic
  
• Accidentally switching to your melee weapon -- about 20 feet from a Soldier who just finished reloading.
  
• Going through a teleporter, pausing to type, then getting telefragged by a Spy
  
• Flare jumping Pyro
  
• Killed by the huntsman and its broken hitbox
  
• Airblasted of a cliff
  
• Following an irritating Spy up some stairs, and failing to properly track him as he falls behind you. Trickstab FTW.
  
• Following an irritating Spy -- right into a sentry nest.
  
• Airblasted of a bridge
  
• Airblasted of a cliff while trying to have fun with your gay partner
  
• Airblasted of a bridge while trying to have fun with your gay partner
  
• Shot
  
• Walking out of the spawn area and immediately being headshotted.
  
• Shot by a sniper while you were trying to taunt somebody
  
• Shot while you had p*ss all over you
  
• Blasted by a rocket while trying to airblast it
  
• Blasted by a rocket while using this new taunt you just got
  
• Blasted by a rocket right after you killed someone
  
• Burned to death
  
• Backstabbed by a spy
  
• Backstabbed by a spy with p*ss all over him
  
• Backstabbed by a burning spy with p*ss all over him
  
• Killed by a taunt
  
• Stickybombed by a spawn camper
  
• Blasted by a rocket while in mid-air
  
• Blown by an airblasted grenade
  
• Killed by a sticky bomb in mid-air
  
• Killed by 5 players
  
• Killed by a fake Spycrab
  
• A Pyro airblasts you to a place full of stickybombs, and the Demoman detonates them
  
• Backstabbed while destroying the sappers from your beloved sentry
  
• Backstabbed while sniping noobs
  
• Killed while laughing at some funny glitch
  
• Killed while you where watching anime
  
• Killed while you where giving a sandwich to that cute Spycrab

Suicide

• You decide to stand proudly on top of the cart as it falls into the pit where it explodes because you were the only one man enough to push it
  
• Your grenades accidently bounce off of walls and explode on you instead
  
• Accidentally used the grenade taunt
  
• Fell of the cliff while trying to kill someone
  
• Fell of the bridge while trying to kill someone
  
• You hate your life. So you use the grenade taunt
  
• You are a drunk, little ♥♥♥♥♥♥. So you stickybomb yourself
  
• You used the grenade taunt at the wrong time
  
• You want to destroy all your stickybombs. But you forget they are right under you
  
• You try to master the rocket jumps. But you shot the rocket too soon and you blew up
  
• You try to master the stickybombs jumps. But you detonated them too soon so you blew up
  
• You try to parkour like a boss. But you take too much fall damage and die
  
• You wait for the train (and the enemies). But you forgot you are on the rails.
  
• Your girlfriend is on the server and you want to show her how badass you are. So you try to parkour and do a 360 but you fall off the bridge
  
• Pyro airblasted your stickies at you, and you detonate them by reflex
  
• A Spy tries to backstab you, but you turn around right on time for him to fail. Then, the sentry proceeds to shoot at the Spy. Through you...

Sacrifice

• You got all your stickybombs placed at the briefcase, ready to kill that enemy. The enemy approaches , you detonate the stickybombs but you forgot you are near them. The End.
  
• The enemy is right in front of you. You think too fast and shoot the rocket. You killed the enemy but you killed yourself too. CONGRATULATIONS!
  
• Reflecting a grenade, only to have it detonate, robbing the Demoman of his kill and committing suicide
  
• Reflecting a rocket and killing the soldier -- from about 3 feet away
  
• You accidently run in front of your sentry while its firing at an enemy
  
• You sapped all them annoying sentries. You destroyed them but the angry engineer already killed you
  
• The enemy is in front of you. You backstabbed him but you get undisguised and the enemy behind kills you
  
• You manage to airblast the enemy off the cliff but another Pyro airblasted you off the cliff
  
• To save your beloved sentry, you get to fight the enemy and die. The foe only has a few health left and the sentry took care of him #sentrylove
  
• You get your grenade. You hold it proudly and you blow up with your foe.

[Everik]

Sacrifice: Using a pumpking bomb as a soldier with one of the Picks, falling next to an enemy Sniper and taunt killing them

[Linkin Pug (T.E.H.P)]

just killed: Having a friendly party in a tryhard server.
suicide: jetpacking off a cliff or infront of a train.
suicide: drowning yourself.
just killed: undisguise yourself in a sentry nest.
sacrifice: after a taunt kill, you press your kill bind because you feel bad.
sacrifice: get cocky on a god-like killstreak

[thedarkcrusade7]

the dumster diveer because you can exspld your self

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Suicide: Type "kill" in the console

[EWEY99]

afk at the end of the round ... crits to the face xD

[bweeda]

Quick-Fix Medic jumping w/ solly off cliff

[leo]

Just killed:
Airblasted into the air and died via fall damage.
Justkilled:
Airblasted into a reflected rocket of your own.

[acidCumulus]

Just killed: Walking out of spawn and immediately get stunned, burned, then backstabbed

[R4nger]

Reflect rocket jumper rocket as a pyro at your feet when you have low health . Very creative way

[Hevvy180 {G4C/CD} #TeamPyro]

1. Reflecting a rocket and killing the soldier -- from about 3 feet away.
2. Reflecting a grenade, only to have it detonate, robbing the Demoman of his kill and committing suicide.
3. Missing a backstab on a paranoid Heavy.
4. Being spotted and crit-sawed by said Heavy's Medic.
5. Using the ordinary cloak watch, and running out of charge -- right in front of someone.
6. Going through a teleporter, pausing to type, then getting telefragged by a Spy.
7. Accidentally switching to your melee weapon -- about 20 feet from a Soldier who just finished reloading.
8. Following an irritating Spy -- right into a sentry nest.
9. Following an irritating Spy up some stairs, and failing to properly track him as he falls behind you. Trickstab FTW.
10. Walking out of the spawn area and immediately being headshotted.