Spycrab: Friend or Fiend

Spycrab is endangered species of mercenanimals, very rarely ecountered.
In this guide we will talk about this beautiful and underappreciated wonder of nature.

The spycrab

The Spycrab, aka; Spy's best friend
It's small species of (probably) crab with no special defined features.
It's very hard to ecounter in wild what makes our studies and knowledge about them lacking.
So far we know these facts:
-The red/blue tint is part of it's body, although it feels like fabric
-It picked up habit of smoking from Spy
-For reasons unknown every summer they migrate to Scout's house

Theories about Spycrab

The most common theory about rarity of spycrab says that they come from realm of gods who everyday control mercs for "fun" by simulating everything they do and replaying their battles over and over again with no remorese of their wellbeing

Author of this theory ended up in asylum because it's clearly impossible


2nd and more reasonable theory says that Spycrabs came out of outher space to conquer our world but they never realized they will be considered adorable here and kept as pets

Fashion

To bring attention to Spycrab many fashion designers project clothes inspired by it.
Most popular one being Crab de Chapeau. New boom in winter fashion.

Show everyone that you care about Spycrab life by wearing this stylish piece of fabric on your head!

Cult of spycrab

For reasons unknown few Spies decide to mimic behavior of Spycrab
More data required

The End

This is end of our short guide about Spycrab
Everyday they roam the Badlands being unnoticed. Without any traces of their existance.
What are they doing?
Where are they going?
What is their plan?
Hopefully one day we will know the answers

Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoyed!
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Thanks in advance!

Wanna know more?
Learn about Bird Mercenaries here!
Learn about Balloonicorns here!

[Toast]

i know these facts are correct

[Solar clown]

cool

[spy has a gun]

i count 7 sc's in the last pic. multiply by 9999999.

[็]

yay 4 spy crabys ^_^

[Nora]

you mess with crabo, you get the stabbo

[John Evil]

This made my day
Thank you

[Natalya]

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[Leon Sus Kennedy]

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[Plus++]

When will national geographic hire you?

[toust]

Noice