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SHE SELLS SEASHELLS ON THE SEASHORE

BUT THE VALUE OF THESE SHELLS WILL FALL DUE TO THE LAWS OF SUPPLY AND DEMAND, NO ONE WANTS TO BUY SHELLS CUS THERE'S LOADS ON THE SAND, STEP 1, YOU MUST CREATE A SENSE OF SCARCITY, SHELLS WILL SELL MUCH BETTER IF THE PEOPLE THINK THEY'RE RARE YOU SEE, BEAR WITH ME, AND TAKE AS MANY SHELLS AS YOU CAN FIND AND HIDE THEM ON AN ISLAND, STOCKPILE EM HIGH UNTIL THEY'RE RARER THAN A DIAMOND, STEP 2, YOU GOTTA MAKE PEOPLE THINK THAT THEY WANT 'EM, REALLY WANT 'EM REALLY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ WANT 'EM, HIT 'EM LIKE BRONSON, INFLUENCERS PRODUCT PLACEMENT FEATURED PRIMETIME ENTERTAINMENT, IF YOU HADVEN'T GOT A SHELL THEN YOU'RE JUST A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WASTEMAN, STEP 3, IT'S MONOPOLY INVEST INSIDE SOME PROPERTY, START A CORPORATION MAKE A LOGO DO IT PROPERLY, THESE SHELLS MUST SELL THAT WILL BE YOUR PHILOSOPHY, SWALLOW ALL YOUR MORALS THERE A POOR MAN'S QUALITY, 4, EXPAND, EXPAND, EXPAND, CLEAR FOREST, MAKE LAND, FRESH BLOOD, ON HANDS, 5 WHY JUST SHELLS? WHY LIMIT YOURSELF, SHE SELL SEA SHELLS SELL OIL AS WELL, 6, GUNS SELL STOCKS SELL DIAMONDS SELL ROCKS SELL WATER TO A FISH SELL TIME TO A CLOCK, 7, PRESS ON THE GAS TAKE YOUR FOOT OFF THE BRAKES THEN RUN TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES , 8, BIG SMILE MATE BIG WAVE THAT'S GREAT NOW THE TRUTH IS OVERRATED TELLS LIES OUT THE GATE, 9, POLARISE THE PEOPLE CONTROVERSY IS THE GAME IT DON'T MATTER IF THEY HATE YOU IF THEY ALL SAY YOUR NAME, 10, THE WORLD IS YOURS STEP OUT A STAGE TO A ROUND OF APPLUSE, YOU'RE A LIAR, A CHEAT, A DEVIL, A ♥♥♥♥♥, AND YOU SELL SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE.