6 Types Of People You'll Meet In a Pub

First of all, this is based off of KingDemoman's "The 6 Players you'll meet in Mann up Mode" kredit goes to him for the idea.

The Pubstomper

"Pubbing isnt even the real TF2."










Notes:

• Always makes MvP after the match

• Announces every kill they get

• Obsessed over getting that lovley German body

This person has had their taste of competitive TF2, and wants everyone to know it, however, despite him having an ego the size of Africa, he is probably the most useful player next to the
No-fun Pyro.

Skill level: 6-10

The No-Fun Pyro

"Mmph mmmph mph-mph mmph mmmmph!"












Notes:
• Has a strange Degreaser, Shotgun, and Axtinguisher, all Hale's Own.

• 2,000 hours of Pyro

• Has inhuman response times

Not much else is known about this creature, because once it sees you, it doesnt matter where you go, you WILL die. It appears that it's method of killing is to set you on fire, pin you to a wall, and kill you with it's Axtinguisher.

DO NOT feed this thing projectiles.

Skill Level: 10 (While playing pyro) 3-5 (Any other class)

The Show-off

"lul u stupd f2p"










Notes:
• Strange Festive Scattergun renamed to "Kurt Corbain's Festive Microphone"

• Says #rekt after every kill

• Spams "NEED A DISPENSOERH HEEAH"

• Extremely generic loadout

This is probably the most common guy you will meet on your way. Don't be afraid of this guy though, all you have to do is kill him and he will leave the server for the rest of the day.

Skill Level: 4-7

The Failspy

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ping made me miss my stab"











Notes:

• Tries to trickstab anything that moves

• Will not under ANY situation accept a regular backstab

This person has seen a LOT of Stabby Stabby's videos, and he wants to replicate them, however, he always blames lag and ping for his own mistakes. Much like the Show Off, he will do ANYTHING just to get an actual trickstab or even just a kill

Skill Level: 1-3

The Rager

"STEUPID TEAMMMMMMMMM!!!!1!!!!"










Notes:

•Rages in Chat/ Mic every time they die

•Believes to be better than everyone else on their team

•Usually 8-12 Years old

These people don't quite understand the 'Team' mechanic in TEAM Fortress 2, their main goal is just to get kills and ignore the objective. It's best to ignore them however, since they are either Trolling or beyond any sort of help.

Skill Level: 2-5

The Regular

"GG, nice job team."












Notes:

• Nice to everyone and jokes around

• Frequently goes to the same server

(This guy is so rare that I originally wanted to make this section the "Demotroll")
This person is kind of like that old war Veteran, he's been playing for a long time, knows most people on the server, he can be seen playing any class, but will usualy go Medic or Pyro to spycheck. Treat this guy with respect, he knows a lot and he is willing to help newer players.

Skill Level: 7-9

[Mac Tonight]

I am most defitantly *spelled that wrong I think* a Regular. I always re-join my servers I constatntly visit and I always see people I meet or new people who I become friends with. I am always nice to everyone, even if I do get killed 50 times as a friendly, I joke around when I get killed, always bring up a conversation. I do all that stuff.

[Colty]

Make the demotroll. Now.

[Geovane]

Between Show Off and Regular

and 17 yo Rager

[lyrium]

pubstomper, but does not announce after every kill

[200 evil skeletons]

I'm sort of a regular, just I'm not an old war vet.

[Empyrean]

I'm half pubstomper because I always play to win and I "sometimes" get top of leaderboard, but I don't announce every kill I get or smear it in others faces and I do accept that people can be better than me. The other side of m e is a regular. I love to teach new players and willing to help anyone.

[horse]

its always nice to see dem Regularz!
the have helped me alot!

[zэятz]

Guess Im half a failspy and often that friendly un serious guy in the server ;)

[SICK-LED]

I know this is a dumb question, but what IS a Pub? i have never been on one before.

[Dess Holiday]

Regular Most of the time but rager when team isn't even trying