Roman:TITIS!

Roman-Come in,come in!
Make yourself at home... what`s mine is yours!
(closes the door and crushes the cockroach)
Got him! Little bastard. if he paid some rent i wouldn`t care...
Oh...shit...oh,that`s not nice...
AH,cousin,it`s so good to see you!
Yeah!Hmm...
(lie down on the folding sofa)
SO!
Niko-So..
Roman-So..
Niko-So,you full of crap, or waht?
Roman-What??
Niko-Where`s luxury condo?
Where`s sports car?
Where`s Barbara with big titties and Stephanie who suck like VACUUM?????
Roman-What you talking about?
Niko-in your letters to my mother,in your letters to me...
All Ihear about is Mr.Big,Mr.Roman,living the American dream.
Sports cars,condos,women,money,the beach... OPPORTUNITY!!!
I come here,and the only thig big about your life is the cockroaches.
Roman-That`s right. I got the BEST cockroaches,I got the best dirt!!
Niko-Screw you, you idiot!
Roman-Okay,i`m am idiot,but you must admit I have the best line in bullshit you ever heard.
Niko-Yeah,this i know.Asshole.