Skins for these dungeon crawling fools!

[Konosuba Yorimichi: A Crusader to Protect - short story ]
“Kazuma, a quest! Let’s go on a quest!”

The afternoon on a certain day.

As I was busy working on my side job in front of the fireplace, Darkness suddenly said that to me.

“Where did this come from? I don’t want to. It’s cold out. Plus, only the strong monsters are active in winter, right? Wait ‘till it’s warmer out before talking about such stuff.”

As I stopped working on my leather bags to reply, a voice agreeing with me popped up from the other side.

“Yeah, yeah, it’s best to keep yourself inside the house during this season. Do you want to play after I’m done with this match? Megumin keeps bringing out all kinds of weird rules, so I can’t manage to beat her.”

“Those aren’t weird rules. The Teleport that allows your Archwizard to escape from the board and Explosion that allows you to flip over the board once per day are all official rules.”

I looked over to the two of them casually playing a board game.

“You two too, can’t you lend me a hand? Why am I the only one working to clear our debts?”

“Megumin and I are saving our energy to be used when it’s needed. We are the trump cards of this town, so even though it might look like we are just playing around, this is actually a really important job. Anyway, this is a crucial moment, so don’t distract meー”

“Indeed. We are actually hard at work. Now, I’ll launch a magical attack with my Archwizard. Your Archpriest dies.”

“Waaah! I’m in a pinch because you distracted me! I’ve next week’s cleaning duties riding on this game!”

Giving up on the two who have no intentions of helping out at all, I returned to my workー

“Now is not the time to be caring about such peanuts! Here, look at this!”

“Ah, what are you doing!? Nevermind not helping, now you’re getting in the way… Hmm?”

I focused on the piece of paper that Darkness thrust into my face.