How to be a scunt in Team Fortress 2

So, you want to "get gud at tf2" and troll the enemy team and look awesome as the scout in the most epic ways possible? Well do I have an easy guide for you!

!WARNING!
You will drown in ♥♥♥♥♥.

Weapons

So you you might be asking yourself; "How do i become nearly as cool as the Scout from TF2 even though hes perfect in every way?" and I'm asking myself that same question, but the best way too do it is by using the BEST scout items IN THE GAME. I would recommended Force of nature, Crit a cola, and sandman. (♥♥♥♥ YOU VALVE, SCOUT NEEDS SANDMAN+CLEVER BECAUSE HES TO ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥ YOU.) Those 3 weapons will be your children, so treat them nicely until you get better ones, just like children.










I would also recommended soda popper+crit a cola or sandman+clever (♥♥♥♥ YOU VALVE) if you want to spice up your game play.



(Make sure your clever is set to "thirstier")

Cosmetics

Your main 2 cosmetics will be the "Troublemaker's Tossle Cap" and the "The Fast Learner".

Your next step is to buy 2 buckets of either "The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime" or "Pink as Hell", I'm using the The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime, because it pisses more people off then Pink as Hell.



*Make sure your The Fast Learner is set to "Winter" and your Troublemaker's Tossle Cap is set to "New school."





Next, you need something for that 3rd slot, and this were you can customize your scunt!
*Chucklenuts
*Bonk Boy
*The Breakneck Baggies
These are all great scunt options, make sure to paint it The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime or Pink as Hell once you've picked your favorite!

Binds

Just to troll the haters even more, make sure to make a bind! How do you make a bind you might ask? Well its easy! Just type

bind <your key here> “say <your epic trolling text here>”

into your console and its all done!

Bind examples:

*( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*٠●•۩۞۩[̲̅Ŋ̲̅σ̲̅σ̲̅Ь̲̲̅̅۰̲̅đ̲̲̅̅σ̲̅ώ̲̅ŋ̲̲̲̅̅̅]۩۞۩•●٠
*mad cuz BADD
*U JUST GOT ♥♥♥♥♥♥ M8 XD
*Nugget

Taunts

And now for the final piece of the puzzle, your taunts. There is one major taunt that you MUST EQUIP; "The Schadenfreude" After every one of your hard earned kill, make sure to press G, then press whatever number on your keyboard is bound to the The Schadenfreude, and watch your enemy's CRUMBLE!










After that, be sure to equip the directors vision, to let those enemy KIDS know, your going to your SICK FRAGGING MONTAGE!

The Conclusion

Congratulations!!! You've finally done it, you have became a GOD! Now your enemy's will fear YOU, but be careful of the haters, there so salty you can make like 2 cans of chicken noodle soup with them! But always remember to especially be weary of this you MAY drown in ♥♥♥♥♥...

[Tricky Dick]

this is the best

[real santa claus]

GIVEERRE ME ZAAAT

[puppygirl but evil]

yes

[real santa claus]

can i hab one key

[porkchop]

Great guide, can't wait to try this out

[EPIC SIGMA]

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[puppygirl but evil]

He is Pablo Gonzales 2004

[Michael Sandwich]

I'm Pablo Gonzales 2004

[Abyss Watcher]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[gurt the gnome]

thanks for da binds