Cost of impressing babes at the beach??? 3 easy payments of 49.99 and a bottle of lube to fit this bulky muscle suit over your flabby weak runner's body... do you even lift? Just a quick silly summer item :) *Sorry about the paint-overs on the HLMV pics, t...

Scare the most gullible of your enemies into believing you are a massive, machine gun wielding forest troll. Notice: For a maximum effect wear it while camping under a bridge. ____________________________ Huge thanks to ㋡Dilly for the promo picture!...