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Optimal Endgame Farming guide
By stufff
The purpose of this guide is to describe the optimal farming/money colecting strategy for the endgame / after completion of all quests. If you're trying to get the achievements to collect all weapons and outfits you may find that you need this extra money.
   
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Strategy
Once all quests are completed, particularly the main story quest line, there are few options left for raising money. The only enemies that will continue to spawn are the feral dogs in the lost woods and the random animals in Canada. They don't offer a lot of money or valuable loot and can be time consuming to hunt down, kill, loot, respawn, and restart.

This guide will focus on getting the most money per time spent and as such avoids using combat to farm. You will be farming entirely based of smashing and looting destructible objects in town.
Optimal path
Begin at the Sir Timmy quick travel checkpoint just to the East of the Photo Dojo. Head West, smashing ever newspaper box and parking meter along the way and collecting the piles of coins that fall out.

Continue West a couple screens, smashing along the way. When you come to the intersection with the sign pointing to the police station, head North, then head West. Continue West to the parking meter before the danger sign, then turn around and enter Skeeter's bar.

Once you enter and exit the bar, all the objects will have respawned and are ripe for a new smashing spree. Do this entire run backwards and at the end enter and exit the Photo Dojo and do the run forwards again. Continue this loop as necessary until you have the money you want.

I'm not sure if +money gear increases money found on the ground, but since you don't need combat gear it wouldn't hurt to equip all your +money gear just to be safe.

There should be 13 destructible objects which yeild about $7.50 per one direction ($15 per loop) on average for me. This is with the following gear: Assassin Mask (+10% money, pre-order DLC), Assassin Robes (+15% money, DLC), Thief's Gloves of Profit (+15% money, Theif class gear), Small magnet (+20) and buckyball magnet (+10) equipment mods. Again, I'm not sure if these increase money from these money piles, but it doesn't hurt.
Video sample of farming loop
7 Comments
Wandering Mania Feb 7, 2016 @ 12:32pm 
There is also "Fatbeards Blade" that adds an increase to mony gain by 20% with the full assassin's set (or with thief gloves) mages for a good farming set.
Zav Jul 27, 2015 @ 9:51am 
Hi there, just a tip: you can sell every weapons and armour you want, once you have found/bought them! It's the fastest way to get money, for they worth a good price and they still count like if you have them.
jar19800 Aug 3, 2014 @ 5:00pm 
thats pretty much what i do....any time a go thru i whack anyhting that gives money.
the_super Apr 23, 2014 @ 9:17am 
Farming in Canada can be somewhat helpful - still random - by smashing all the items that can be destroyed in towns & the cave. You can get "Canadian Gemstones", which the mobs also can drop. These sell for 60 cents US and I racked up 30 to 40 fairly quickly, as the items respawn every time you leave the town/cave.
Wing ZX1103 Apr 6, 2014 @ 11:01am 
also the Ultimate fellowship DLC comes with the assassins costume that double to triple the amount of money you get after defeating your foes
Dirtyshadow Mar 18, 2014 @ 3:09am 
... but selling anything will stop you getting the Hoarder achievement
ki11fr3ak Mar 16, 2014 @ 7:03pm 
Actually, if you want to get the achievement for all the weapons and costumes in game, Just sell the weapons/costumes you already have and get the money. The game still counts them as acquired even if they are sold.