Entire Meet the Heavy Script

Script:

(MEET THE HEAVY)

( Heavy walks toward the camera and drops Sasha and sits down.)

Heavy: "I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this (grabs Sasha) is my weapon. (Touches Sasha with both hands.) She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. (looks at the camera) It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."

Heavy: (Laughs Joyfully)

Heavy: (Checks the barrel of Sasha) "Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"

Heavy: "Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."

Heavy: [Holds a bullet and Machine gun revving sound starts)

(Heavy uses Sasha to dominate the game on Dust bowl Stage)

[Team Fortress 2 Theme plays)

(Gun fire)

Heavy: "Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"

(Pause and show black screen)

Heavy: "Hehe, cry some more."

[Mzlff]

Меня зовут Николай Яковлевич. А это мой пулемет. Еще когда я работал ОБЖщником Владимир Владимирович лично подарил мне это пулемет за то что я спас кота. Хотите расскажу самый смешной анекдот который я когда либо слышал? В общем надел мужик шляпу- ХАХАХАХХА БЛ*ТЬ ХАХАХАХААХАХХАХАХАХАХАХАХХАХА! Фурри это круто...Так бл*ть. КТО ЭТО НАПИСАЛ?! Эээ... Некоторые считают что фурри это круто. Возможно.. Возможно... Я не видел никого круче Путина. АХАХАХАХАХАХАААА ВЛАДИМИР ПУТИН МОЛОДЕЕЕЦ!!!

[A]

I am heavy weapons guy. And this... is my weapon. She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200$ custom 2 cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It cost 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon for 12 seconds. AUGHAHAHYAUAH H OAHGH OH HAHAHA OH OH OH!! (Minigun turn) Oh my god who touched Sasha?! (Alright...) Who touched my gun!? ... Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. (At war with minigun) Waaa, WAAA, WAAA!!! AUHGHAHAHA HAHAHA LAUGH SOME MORE!!! Hehe, laugh some more...

[crit.]

epic

[Charmyzard]

You forgot the OUTRO TRUMPETS to a zooming out image showing the entire team and main logo.

[MoratoryFox2488]

epic

[Annihilator_JD]

hevy

[Jay Walker]

thank you my guy