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Inspector Tequila's Norinco Type-54's

These survivors think they know akimbo? Nah man, it's time they took it up the real way, the way the hardcore do it - do it like the Woo, and there's no Woo that woos quite like Hard Boiled.

Hard Boiled was a film by John Woo starring Chow Yun-Fat and the surplus of the Cantonese Munnitions Dump back when Hong Kongers had guns instead of communism. In the film, a recalcitrant detective with an apathetic streak so broad they named him after a type of alcohol, finds himself tangled up with a plucky undercover cop caught in the middle of a gun trafficking shtick that took the trafficking part too literally and got caught red-(light)-handed about the fact they had guns. Probably had something to do with all the gunfights that were suddenly appearing throughout the city. After hindsight enjoyed a good laugh (portrayed by Yao Ming) the two cops team up and together with a revolving cast of revolvers and similar such handguns they take down the smuggling syndicate in a fashion set to pre-emptively outdo the Keanu, if you catch my drift.

There must have been alot of modeling careers born out of this film

BECAUSE EVERYONE GETS SHOT IN THIS MOVIE



In fact everyone gets shot so much in this movie that even the people who already got shot get shot, because the gun smuggler Wong Kong was so Wong Krazy that he set up his firearms cache in a secret underground section of a hospital.

A HOSPITAL FULL OF BABIES.

What law-enforcement would go after your gun-smuggling operations when there's a building of sick and infantile standing between them and your illegal goodies? The intricate planning needed to pull off a raid like that while avoiding casualties would be so padded against them that even the janitor could foil it up if he waxed the floors too intently that night. Not even the boys from Rainbow Six Siege would touch that ♥♥♥♥; Tachanka would have packed it in early and his teammates would walk in on him awkwardly stuffing a sandwich between the hole in his helmet before any action would ever happen. It's sickeningly brilliant, it's one of those fridge logic moments where the more you think about it the more wide-eyed revelations your mind stumbles upon ... like how the singer for Green Day sounds suspiciously like the protagonist of Final Fantasy 10 ...

But what's unfortunate for Long Dong and his prime collection of Bang Wangs is that Chow Yun-Fat doesn't give a Chow Yun-♥♥♥♥ and doesn't let a little something like THE SICK AND THE WEAK AND THE RECENTLY BORN get in his way. Don't let that last part go to your head, this is no forced self-reflection epithet to the philisophical follies of man in a way I imagine NRA members would see if they ever went to Silent Hill, no this an unambiguous film highlighting the beauty of Kinetic Energy by way of every bullet shell short of what come out of battle tanks where the good people shoot the jerks along with every inaimate object that may or may not have some loose association with said jerks. Whatever, that lamp was probably a communist anyway, it said "Made In China" on it. The only thing that doesn't get shot by 9mm is the film itself, that was shot in 35mm instead; Fortunately there's no such thing as 40mm film, else John Woo would have thought to bring extra grenade launchers instead of a camera.

Given you're likely someone who likes Left 4 Dead all things considered, you'd probably find a good time with Hard Boiled if you've never seen it before.

And speaking of Left 4 Dead, this a Type-54 pistol, the Chinese knockoff of a Russian knockoff of a Belgium prototype derivative of an American classic - Firearms have a more narrow gene pool than you might think, maybe that's why military equipment and anime girls are so relatable. This pistol was used by Inspector Tequila in the most famous scene of Hard Boiled where he goes down the stairs with his back peering over the rails from the recoil of an enemy bullet, gunning down his two adversaries of the moment while leaning over innocents.

This replaces the standard pistols on a new set of Killing Floor 2's pistol animations, retargeted and remixed by me. It was stylized to feel like you were in a John Woo film whenever you use these, hopefully I got the feeling right.

Enjoy, I hope you like them. Thank you for supporting me all these years.

The source files to this can be obtained here![www.dropbox.com] As always please feel free to do what you like with these, but be sure to give credit to myself.



Insurgency - Flashlight
Killing Floor 2 - Animations; Audio

Dave Watts - T54 mesh and textures
Lt. Rocky - Re-target & Animations; Compile; Shaders; UI; Renders

♫ I walk a lonely road ♫
♫ the only one that I have ever known ♫
♫ Don't know where it goes ♫
♫ But it's home to me and I walk alone ♫
♫ I walk this empty street ♫
♫ On the Boulebard of broken dreams, ♫
♫ Where the city sleeps, ♫
♫ And I'm the only one and I walk alone. ♫
♫ I walk alone ♫
♫ I walk alone, ♫
♫ I wakka lone ♫
♫ I Wakka....

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