How to be Fallen

Game ful of many light-bearer boys. Fix problem, yes? Reject Humanity, become Bug.

Step 1: Fashion

There are dregs and vandals everywhere, just beat them up and take their clothes.
You may have two eyes, but that's not good enough. Get more eyes by wearing the severed face of a lunatic.

Common wire rifle, fashionable. Stylish. Goes "PEOWP" very hard.
Shrapnel cannon also works, but may set your cloak on fire.
Be proud of your newfound style.

Step 2: Eliksni Behavior

Scream at God, because it abandoned you. Scream as loud as you can.

Party to some Fallen tunes (the Fallen do not have tunes.)
Say hello to new friends. They should accept you now that you are one of them.

Or not.

Step 3: Eliksni Cuisine

Eat the Ether, that grape vape, that juicy orb sauce-

Do not eat Ether it tastes terrible.

Step 4: Eliksni Friends

Variks will still be your friend, even if you do like ice cubes too much. Mithrax will always be "too busy" and "not sure how to feel after what you said at Shaxx's birthday party".

Conclusion

Congregation, you have become arachnid. Now go, live in dark cave, eat hot purple juice, zap two-eyed losers and steal pikes from bug children. Lament the fact that you can't have more than 2 arms and also why is there not a Fallen Shock Rifle in the game yet. It's literally the best looking gun the Fallen have, Bungie.
Taniks at the Disco.

Iniks Vel-7, Fallen Obsessive.

[Dk7678]

use the lightfall exotic for more eye capability more than Eliksni but just say it birth defect

[Δ-k180]

are you okay

[dumpster rat (nefarious)]

ive already been arachnid, live in dark cave, eat hot purple juice, and zap people before i ever played destiny

[aaron]

I am going to shit

[sand eater]

so i cant steal a severed face of a lunatic

[sand eater]

but im a warlock :/

[Garfork]

Instructions unclear, i have now infused myself with SIVA and am half deaf, alongside that all my limbs have been replaced with self materialising metal and i no longer have a functioning left lung because it is now metal

[potto]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Spinosaurus27]

"Scream at God, because it abandoned you. Scream as loud as you can."

[Variks The Loyal]

Perfect