The Health Of Every Unit But Soon to be not Outdated as ♥♥♥♥. (still is at the momet)

this guide will be updated within the next few days with accurate information. also pemis.

The Introduction

If you've ever played TABS, You've probably wondered what the health of the units is. However, there's no way to access it in game. Well after a lot of hard work, I, The King of TABS memes have the health of the units. Now, some of you are probably wondering how I did this, well that's a secret, but I can give you an interesting piece of information, how the height of units effects there health (Please don't kill me if I used the wrong there/they're/their, just tell me in the comments and I'll change it.) The health of the unit is multiplied by the height of the unit. For Example, The Knight has 350 health, and its 1.2x the height of a normal wobbler. So, the knight actually has 420 health.
turns out this was wrong, so yeah, guide is pretty much useless now.

The Tribal Faction

Now, the tribal faction was one of the easiest for me to do since most of them are the normal wobbler height. So here's the health of the tribal faction

Clubber: 80 health
Protector: 78.75 health
Spear Thrower: 50 health
Stoner: 50 health
Bone Mage: 100 health
Chieftain: 230 health
Mammoth: 3000 health

The Farmer Faction

Time for the farmer faction. this also includes the wheelbarrow subunits, and all following factions will include the health of any subunits

Halfling: 120 health
Farmer: 85 health
Hay Baler: 80 health
Potionseller: 60 health
Harvester: 495 health
Wheelbarrow: 1500 healh
Wheelbarrow Apple Thrower: 70 health
Wheelbarrow Farmer: 150 health
Wheelbarrow Bob Ross: 204 health
Scarecrow: 96 health
Crow: 50 health

The Medieval Faction

Time for the medieval faction, nothing special here.

Bard: 60 health
Squire: 130 health
Archer: 40 health
Healer: 25 health
Knight: 420 health
Catapult: 300 health
Catapult Operator: 25 health
CatapultRider_gravel: (I didn't have anywhere else to put this guy.) 7.5 health
The King: 1540 health

The Ancient Faction

Ancient faction, nothing else to say

Shield Bearer: 60 health
Sarrisa: 40 health
Hoplite: 100 health
Snake Archer: 50 health
Snake: 65 health
Ballista: 300 health
Ballista Operator: 40 Health
Minotaur: 1380 health
Zeus: 750 health

The Viking Faction

IDK, what to put here other than the viking faction

Headbutter: 52.5 health
Ice Archer: 50 health
Brawler: 135 health
Berserker: 105 health
Valkyrie: 150 health
Jarl: 1105 health
Longship: 1400 health
Longship Carrier: 360 health
Longship Oarman: 150 health

The Dynasty Faction

Another faction

Samurai: 120 health
Fireworks Archer: 50 health
Monk: 540 health
Ninja: 150 health
Dragon: 1500 health
Dragon Carrier: 80 health
Dragon Carrier Front: 200 health
Hwacha: 200 health
Hwacha Operator: 40 health
Monkey King: 460 health

The Renaissance Faction

Ah Yes, Renaissance.

Painter: 60 health
Fencer: 70 health
Balloon Archer: 80 health
Musketeer 80 health
Halberd: 384 health
Jouster (Horse): 605 health
Jouster (Wobbler): 165 health
Da Vinci Tank: 5000 health
Da Vinci: 500 health

The Pirate Faction

Pirate

Flintlock: 50 health
Blundebuss: 200 health
Bomb Thrower: 150 health
Harpooner: 195 health
Cannon: 500 health
Cannon Operator: 40 health
Captain: 840 health
Pirate Queen: 2100 health

The Spooky Faction

They aren't that spooky

Skeleton Warrior: 50 health
Skeleton Archer: 50 health
Candlehead: 50 health
Vampire: 200 health
Vampire Bat: 50 health
Pumpkin Catapult: 300 health
Pumpkin Catapult Operator: 25 health
Swordcaster: 200 health
Reaper: 1100 health

The Wild West Faction

Yee haw time. These one's aren't going to be the exact health but they'll be very close. Also I don't know the health of the lasso horse so I'll just guess and say its the same as the jouster, 550 health

Dynamite Thrower: 70 health
Miner: 180 health
Cactus: 420 health
Gunslinger: 50 health
Lasso (Wobbler): 160 health
Deadeye: 70 health
Quick Draw: 120 health

The Secret Faction

This does have the wild west secret units.

Ballooner: 100 health
Bomb On A Stick: 150 health
Fan Bearer: 40 health
Raptor: 150 health
The Teacher: 130 health
Shouter: 100 health
Jester: 26.25 health
Ball N' Chain: 400 health
Chu Ko Nu: 80 health
Executioner: 300 health
Taekwondo: 150 health
Raptor Rider (Raptor): 250 health
Raptor Rider (Wobbler): 150 health
Cheerleader: 5 health
Cupid: 150 health
Mace Spinner: 600 health
CLAMS: 50 health
Clam: 30 health
Bank Robber safe: 350 health
Front Robber: 22.5 health
Back Robber: 27.5 health
Vlad: 900 health
Wheelbarrow Dragon: 1500 health
Bomb Cannon: 500 health
Bomb Cannon Cutlass: 80 health
Bomb Cannon Operator: 120 health
Cavalry (Horse): 850 health
Cavalry Knight: 195 health
Gatling Gun: 500 health
Gatling Gun Operator: 40 health
Lady Red Jade: 1300 health
Blackbeard: 3000 health
Shogun: 600 health
Samurai Giant: 4000 health
Sensei: 100 health
Ullr: 585 health
Tree Giant: 6000 health
Ice Giant: 12000 health
Artemis: 575 health

Update When?

Never. That's because if I do redo the testing again I'll just make a new one because this one'll be buried since going on for 2 years old.









































also why the ♥♥♥♥ are you reading this guide in 2022

There is now a mod for health bars

As of a few minutes ago a mod has come out which shows extremely accurate health bars. The mod is made by Fern so credit to him for making this: https://totally-accurate-battle-simulator.thunderstore.io/package/fern/BetterHealthbars/

Anyway, hope you've enjoyed this 2 year long mess of questionably accurate information, because this will probably be the last update this guide gets and my last noteworthy thing in these forums...

..wait I just realised I should just use the mod to update this... and Fern also made a mod for damage as well... Well forget what I said before, a renovation of this guide will be coming within the next few days, with damage stats included as well.

[ethanmwilliams14]

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[ethanmwilliams14]

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[tair.132g]

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i like it that even though zues cost more minotuar has way alot more health

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