How to pick up women in holdfast

A gentlemans guide to dating in holdfast

Step 1: Ensure you are attracted to women

There may be many reasons why you may be attracted to men, the most prominent of which being homosexuality. If you happen to be gay, this guide may not be for you, though you may be able to gather some useful information regardless. It may be incredibly difficult to check for homosexuality, so here is a infographic to help you figure it out.

Step 2: Join Chad Regiment

There are many regiments in holdfast, but only a few turn you into a chad that few women can resist.

1. 47e



The 47e is a great choice, infact, you get two Thai strippers upon joining! Way to get a head start on all those other virgins!

2. 7. Fuß


The 7. Fuß can also be a great chad regiment, but unfortunatly, no grils are included with entry, so they get a solid pass from me :(

3. 77th

Monkeys spend a large amount of their day having sex.

Step 3: Locate the bahjina

This can be difficult nowadays, its hard to know if you are talking to an actual wahmen, or if you're talking to A TRAP!

This however did not prove difficult in my regiment... Infact, I knew where to go right away.



Now listen very carefully, for it is very important... You need to brag about the size of your musket, yeah, that's right, your musket. Talk extensivly about how it's muzzle loaded, how it can penetrate heavy armour, how it's ammunition needs to be kept away from liquids. Finally, it is important that you ask her to polish your musket.



After she has polished your musket... Thank her; that would've been hard work by yourself!

Step 4: Profit!

Thank you all for listening to my Ted talk, I hope you found much women while on this journey, or at the very least a couple thai strippers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

[Littlewheel]

can confirm, not in those regs and no wahmen yet

[Messire]

instruction unclear PENIS DANS OIGNON

[Artisan 평온]

excuse me i disagree here: Prussia is the only state to have a literal gay king, why is it not the prime side from homosexuals???????

[redfox4755]

what the heck did i read

[ßravemullet™]

thanks to this guide i have been able to seduce several horses

[akutle]

austria is also approved.

[Spammy McJunkmail]

This guide is not accurate, the 7Fub is made up of nothing but femboys.

[Dinosaur boner]

I found a woman with this guide. We are now married and 7 months pregnant. Thank you.

[Muszy]

ok anime pfp

[Mayonnaise Dealer]

Step 1: Ensure you are attracted to women
There may be many reasons why you may be attracted to men, the most prominent of which being homosexuality. If you happen to be gay, this guide may not be for you, though you may be able to gather some useful information regardless. It may be incredibly difficult to check for homosexuality, so here is a infographic to help you figure it out.


Step 2: Delete Game.


Step 4: Profit!
Thank you all for listening to my Ted talk, I hope you found much women while on this journey. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.