How to be a loli 101

I teach you on how to become a loli and thats it... but be sure to be careful of the consequences of becoming one.

Becoming a Vrchat Loli

Avatars:
First you have to find a good avatar world, I suggest worlds that contains innocent looking avatars.
An Example would be Yoko's Loli Avatars.

Now on how to use these avatars, First of is your head, it is for headpats and only headpats
Next is your nose, never let anyone boop it. If you so happen to just like boops then do so,
being cute and innocent is a part of being a loli.

Next is personalities:
The personalities of a loli has 2 types, We have the Wholesome and the Lewd Loli.

1st Personality is the Wholesome Loli:
In order to completely do this you must sell your soul to the devil. If you're just actually wholesome, then thats good for you, we need more like you in Vrchat. The wholesomeness of a loli doesnt come from their look, it comes from how they act, think, feel and overall who they are. If you wan to imitate this personality then you are at lost, because this personality is almost nearly impossible to imitate, thats why i told you to sell you soul to the devil or just figure out how to erase your memories. but if you really want to then go ahead and try, it's quite easy, just try to hate all lewd and immoral things, but being wholesome forever is nearly impossible, Just one single day can change all.

2nd Personality is the Lewd Loli:
All lolis are lewd, some are just hiding it. but they truly are lewd, so this one is easy to imitate
you literally have to just be yourself. If anything its more normal to be a lewd loli.
but know that being a lewd loli means protecting yourself from lewders as well, not just because you're lewd you have to go around lewding everyone as a loli, NO! you must be mature, you must protect youself. Another note, one type of loli you can imitate is the totally will get you to jail Loli, These Lolis are aggresisive, persistant to lewd others with a side of smug.

Communication:
Alright... Now that we have your personalities set, you need to figure out what way of communication you will be doing, either being normal and just talk (may be difficult if you want to sound like a loli, but if you already sound like you're wholesome then go for it) or just Mute which is the easiest way of communication as a loli, because all Mute lolis understand each other.

Having Fun:
and last but not least Roleplay, being a loli doesnt mean you need to work hard all the time keeping yourself entertaining for others, but you need to have fun yourself, Roleplaying is something a loli might want to do, this Loi Roleplay includes various amount of characters, either a loli police, a Yandere Loli or why not just your average landlord Loli.. anyways, don't always feel like you're not having fun because being a loli, will not only entertain others, but yourself as well....

Now go out there and become the loli you want to be

Just a reminder that this is a joke, you do whatever you want :D
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