how to have awesome sex in csgo

This guide will show how to have AWESOME SEX in everyone's favorite game COUNTER STRIKE GLOBAL OFFENSIVE!

The Holy Awesome Sex Guide

Step one to having awesome sex in csgo is to be homosexual. Everyone in Counter Strike is a homosexual.

Step two is to have a knife, there are many ways to get a knife. You can buy one, or open cases for one and even trade your items for one!

Step 3 is to take of ur pants. every good sex having pro need to not have pants on for awesome sex!

Step 4 is to ♥♥♥♥ yourself. because it really sets the mood when you can smell what you ate for dinner the day before.

Step 5 (final step) is to have AWESOME SEX, just have awesome sex all the time with this guide. the best awesome cool sex comes from my guide.

Please share with friends if they want awesome sex!

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seems ill have to make a new guide seeing as csgo does not exist anymore

[shinobi]

yeah

[master rod tang]

thank you worked well, had amazing sex in csgo. Contracted 3 different stds but i had awesome sex. +rep

[aleksander36]

thank you! worked well

[Johan Liebert]

Thanks! the best sex guide ive gone trough yet !

[zxcqwegdfk]

thanks

[#HitTF2WithABigHammer]

Thank you for sex.

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peni s

[waltooo]

very helpful

[TravisOnTheJob]

very helpful