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How to summon the Satan

By Shiori Freakvella

Don't lie. At some point or another, you've all wondered how to summon the devil, and whether a sensual dalliance with the Dark Lord wouldn't make life just a little better (or at least naughtier). Maybe you want more silvers, more exotics, or to get flawless in Trials of Osiris. Guess what, kids? The Devil can help with all of that, and more.

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Guide Index

Overview

Casting Instructions for 'Invocation of Satan'

The Charles Babbage Method

Use An Ouija Board

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Casting Instructions for 'Invocation of Satan'

Say: "In the name of Satan, the Ruler of the Earth, the King of the world, I command the forces of Darkness to bestow their Infernal power upon me! Open wide the Gates of Hell and come forth from the Abyss to greet me as your brother and friend! Grant me the indulgences of which I speak! I have taken thy Name as part of Myself! I live as the beasts of the field, rejoicing in the fleshly life! I favour the Just and curse the Rotten! By all the Gods of the Pit, I command that these things of which I speah shall come to pass! Come forth and answer to your Names by manifesting my desires! Oh hear the Infernal Names of :Abaddon, Kali, Sekhmet, and Dagon"

The Charles Babbage Method

Charles Babbage, a 19th century English mathematician and philosopher, wanted to summon Satan so badly, he put together every ritual he could find to bring Old Scratch to London. After doing extensive research, the polymath cut his finger, drew a circle on the floor in blood, and read the lord's prayer backwards.

He didn't invoke the Devil, either because he was in a "weakened frame," as he puts it, or because he didn't have enough faith in the power of Satan.

If you're going to use this method, make sure you've had a large meal and you've got enough blood in your body to draw a complete, connected circle. That could be where Babbage went wrong.

Use An Ouija Board

You've probably heard of people accidentally running afoul of all manner of demons with a spirit board, but if that's exactly what you want to do, hop on the board and ask around for Satan. The biggest problem you'll run into with this method is that pretty much every demon is a liar, so you should be ready to test any entity you come in contact with, to ensure you're being told the truth.

Using a Ouija board, you're more than likely going to run into multiple demons claiming to be the Devil. To combat this, come to your conjuring session prepared - make sure you have questions only Satan will know how to answer before you enter into any kind of relationship, be it a spoken agreement or sexual congress, with an entity.