How to skip the online loading screen

you don´t

So 1st thing

go sell your ass because this guide sucks and the loading screen is forever you can´t avoid that

2nd thing

this guide is just for people who are waiting for gta

























so if u are not ♥♥♥♥ off

3rd and last thing

go all ♥♥♥♥ yourself because we all like pineapples

also this

if u can´t join gta v online go play fortnite while u eat pineapple pizza




























both suck

for the legendary people

to open gta you need to do this:

-turn on your pc

-open steam

-open gta v

-eat your cat

-donate 1 cent to pewdipie

-eat a pineapple

-don´t play fortnite

-uninstall fortnite

-comment hate on fortnite videos

-then u are able to join gta v

-and mod

-to get rich

-and ♥♥♥♥ some hoes

last one

how to turn off the music of gta v online loading screen:

-u pick up your headphones (if u dont have ones just hit your pc with a hammer)

-buy a pineapple pizza

-take the pineapples of the pizza

-put them inside of the headphones

-then call your cat (that if u do all the steps its dead)

-and make a pizza of your (dead) cat

-then you are able to dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ listen to the music of the loading screen

-if this didnt helped

-go play fortnite

-but remember

-real ogs play minecraft

-minecraft is op

-fortnite sucks

-buy vbucks for your cat

-and mod on gta v

-because u cant have money on gta if u dont have mods

[spipsi]

This has aged poorly

[Mohammad ✌]

hahaha

[Loretus]

@Dagvi the fuck did you just say to me you little shit

[DINA PROTAGONISTA]

[Dagvi]

@Loretus bass players suck

[stefandd]

haha funny guide

[Loretus]

eating pineapple pizza is ILLEGAL

playing bass with pick is ILLEGAL

playing guitar is NOOB

checkmate, guitarists!

[Zyfus]

this worked for me, ty

[NOVA]

agreed. so repetitive when you have to load for 20 mins

[Hasn't Showered]

I hate the loading screen music